10
AT THE HAREFOOT DIG
wayhouse (noun) a small fortress in which
travelers can find rest for their soles and safety from the
monsters that threaten in the wilds about. The most basic wayhouse
is just a large common room with an attached kitchen and dwelling
for the owner and staff, all surrounded by a high wall. Indeed, the
common room still forms the center of a wayhouse, where the stink
of dust, sweat and repellents mingles with wood-smoke and the
aromas of the pot.
THE entrance of the Harefoot Dig would not
open when Rossamünd pushed upon it with his shoulder. Undaunted, he
carefully lay Europe’s feet down. Without quibbling over whether it
was polite at so early an hour, he hammered with the wrought
knocker of the ironwood gate as loudly as his exhausted arms would
allow. Indeed, he could only just lift them to grasp the
knocker.
Eventually a round grille high in the gate emitted
a gruffly quizzing voice. “Whot’s this ’ere, then? Whot’s yar
business at this throodish hour?” It was a strange accent
Rossamünd had never heard before—a little like Poundinch’s yet
different again. It was hard to understand.
“I have a . . . a friend who’s hurt!” Rossamünd
called up to the grille in his deepest, most certain-sounding
voice. “We have escaped an attack in the Brindleshaws! We need
help!”
There were slidings, there were scrapings. There
was a muffled conversation.
“I see . . .” the grille returned eventually. “An’
whot’s a scamp like yarsalf doing up so late—or so eerly, if yar’ll
’ave it at that—in risky places an’ with no hat on his
noggin?”
Rossamünd sighed. “I lost it in the river. Please,
sir, my friend is very, very ill and she needs a physician
quickly!”
“A lass, yar say? We cain’t have a sickly lass
stuck out there. Stay yar ground.”
One of the gates opened and a short man came out.
He was almost as broad across the shoulders as he was tall, and
wearing, of all things, a chain mail shirt over the top of
longshanks and jackboots.
“Let’s ’ave a look at ’er, then,” this stocky
gatekeeper said as he stepped onto the road. He glanced about with
a quick but shrewd eye and then down at the stricken fulgar. “Blast
me! That won’t do at all. Pretty lass too.”
The stocky gatekeeper picked the fulgar up under
her shoulders, as if her weight was of little consequence. She
stirred, but little more. He directed an “Oi . . .” over his
shoulder. This prompted another person to move out from the shadows
of the gateway. It was a woman, a dangerous-looking woman glowering
into the dark spaces all about, ready for a fight. She was tall and
wore a strange-looking coat-of-many-tails. She looked to the other
gater, then at Europe in his arms and, with no further prompting,
stepped over with swaggering grace and took the fulgar by the
ankles. As this woman obediently hefted Europe by her boots,
Rossamünd saw that the backs of her hands were marked in strange
brown filigree. It was the quickest glimpse but it fixed his vague
attentions. Monster-blood tattoos! She was a monster-slayer too.
Beneath her left eye was a line of spikes, spoors of some unknown
profession.
Not too gently they carried Europe through the
gate, the short fellow saying over his shoulder, “’Ere, grab ’er
chattels an’ all, an’ follow me. I’m the gater,Teagarden—I look
after the gate, see—at yar service. Whot’s yar name, boy’o?”
“Rossamünd,” he answered simply as he gathered up
Europe’s fallen saddlebags. He could barely grip the straps. His
hands cramped, neither shut nor open.
He was vaguely aware of a brief but pronounced
pause.
“Oh. Yar pardon, lass. Mistaked yar fer a lad in
this darkling hour.” This Teagarden fellow actually sounded
embarrassed.
Rossamünd did not quite know what to say. His
exhausted mind offered no assistance. “I, ah . . . that’s all
right, I am a boy.”
Another pause, even more uncomfortable than the
first.The woman bearing Europe’s legs gave Rossamünd an odd
look.
Teagarden coughed in a perplexity of even greater
embarrassment. “Ah yes, right you are, and I knows it too, boy’o.
’Tis the paucity of light, methinks, playing tricks. This lass with
me be Indolene—she’s me fellow gater.”
Rossamünd, too wayworn to care, offered only what
he hoped was a smile.
Behind the gate was a dim, confined coach yard. A
yardsman hurried over with a lantern, his feet crunching noisily in
gravel. The light was shone in Europe’s face while the two gaters
took her to an entrance in the large, low house before them.
She still breathed! Rossamünd could see her cheeks
puffing as he followed closely. However, her skin was a ghastly
pale green, showing the deep blue spoor vividly. Great bruised
rings sunk beneath each eye, while sweat ran freely from her brow
and hair. She was unrecognizable. She was getting worse.
The yardsman gasped, ever so quietly. “Oi’ll be!
She’s a lahzar!”
The lady gater seemed to scowl but continued in her
work.
Teagarden whistled softly. “Upon me ’onor! Yar keep
yar comp’ny strangely, boy’o. Still, thass neither here nor
there—get her inside sharply, she looks fit to expire!”
The door they approached opened, casting an oblong
of light on the scene. A lanky man in a maroon powder jacket and
stocking cap stood there, looking tight-faced and beady-eyed. “What
is all this huff and scuffle?” he demanded tetchily.
“We’ve got two new arrivals, sir,” Teagarden
offered respectfully, “an’ this lady is poorly.
Physic-needingly so, sir.
She also be a lahzar, sir, so I’d thunk it best we
come through the back ways to avoid raising an unnecessary
alarum.”
“Well, good, good, Teagarden, no need to wait for
my permission, man, if you see a physician is needed.” The lanky
man, who was obviously of some importance at this establishment,
seemed the type to be peeved no matter how he was answered. “Bring
them in, man, bring them in. Don’t wait for me to invite you. Hello
there, my boy—you look most weary. Welcome to the Harefoot Dig. I
am Mister Billetus, the proprietor.We will do all that we might for
your mother, and for yourself too.”
Mother?
This Mister Billetus, the proprietor, took
Rossamünd by the hand and gave it a stiff shake. Europe was carried
on within and down a passage of white daub and many doors. It
looked very much like a servants’ entrance.
“Now, fellows,” Mister Billetus continued, “take
the boy’s poor mother to the Left Wing, Room Twelve.” He addressed
Rossamünd. “’Tis the only room we have left for persons of quality
as yourselves. Quality which, if I may be so bold, I can see you
have in spades. Will it do?”
Rossamünd had no idea if the room would or would
not do. Any room was good as far as he thought. “Any room
will do, sir. I just want her to be seen to by a physic . .
.”
“Excellent, excellent. Of course, certainly. Go on,
fellows,” Mister Billetus said, turning to the gaters and yardsman,
“the mother needs seeing to—get her to her room! Properato!”
Teagarden seemed reluctant, but said, “Right you
are, sir. Ah . . . ?”
“Yes, Teagarden?”
“Like I said afore, sir, she be a lahzar.”
The proprietor’s eyebrows shot up. After brief
reflection he recovered. “Well, I didn’t make her that way, man.
Money is money. Keep her hidden from my wife for now. What Madam
Felicitine doesn’t know won’t hurt us! I’ll sort the rest. Off to
their room, now, now!”
Holding a pale bright-limn, Mister Billetus led
them through a labyrinthine confusion of dark passages and darker
doors.
A boy joined them and Mister Billetus said to him,
“Ah-ha! Little Dog! There you are, you scamp! Now hurry and
quick to Doctor Verhooverhoven’s estates and bring the good
physician back with you. No dawdling! Lives are in the
balance.”
Despite his fatigue, Rossamünd thought it mightily
untoward to send such a little fellow out while it was still dark.
Little Dog did not seem happy about it either. Nevertheless he
dashed off stoutly.
“The physician should be here within the hour,”
Mister Billetus said with open satisfaction. “Good, good, to your
room we go.”
Mister Billetus stopped by a door and looked at
Rossamünd just as a cat might coolly regard an agile mouse. “You,
er, can afford these lodgings, can’t you?”
Rossamünd’s heart skipped a beat. He thought on the
expensive foods and fine upholstery of the landaulet—all of
Europe’s flaunted wealth—and declared, with a quick-witted rattle
of his own purse, “Absolutely.”
Billetus looked powerfully relieved. “Wonderful! So
you won’t object to settling a portion of your board in advance,
then?”
“I, ah . . . no.” The foundling hoped he was doing
the right thing.
“Good, good. One night’s billet, board and
attendance for a room of such elegance—and I do believe, by the cut
of your clothes, that elegance is in order—the board for such a
room is six sequins, paid in advance for two nights. If you leave
after the first night, then we happily reimburse you. So, we should
count this as your first night—since indeed it is not over yet—and
say, with a carlin and a tuck, that you will be paid up to the
morning of tomorrow night. Agreed?”
Rossamünd’s overtaxed mind cogitated the sums:
There’s twenty guise to a sequin and sixteen sequins in a
sou. So—two lots of six sequins was twelve
sequins. A carlin is a ten-sequin piece and a tuck a
two-sequin piece. Ten and two makes twelve—twelve
sequins, again. I reckon it’s right—sure is a lot,
though . . . He thought his head might burst. “Aye . . . I
think. Uh . . . thank you.”
Mister Billetus held out his free hand, palm
uppermost.
Rossamünd looked at it dumbly for a while, then
realized the proprietor was wanting payment now. The foundling
fingered about in his purse, finding only the gold Emperor’s
Billion coin he had received on entering the lamplighter service,
three sequins and a guise coin. He frowned, thought for a moment
and then handed the gold billion to Billetus. The proprietor looked
down at his payment with astonishment.
“Does—” Rossamünd’s voice caught in his throat.
“Does that cover it?”
“Um . . . it’s a little . . . irregular, but yes.
It’s certainly legal tender and covers the fare amply. It will even
buy you breakfast for the mornings.” Billetus pocketed the coin
while he opened the door.
The room beyond was large and of a luxury the
foundling did not think possible. There were two beds, their highly
decorative heads against one wall, billowing linen and eiderdowns
of the softest cotton. The floor was wooden boards polished till
they were slick, the white walls and high ceiling—richly decorated
with flutes and twirls—made buttery yellow in the lantern’s glow.
In the foundlingery a room of this size would have been used to
bunk twenty, where this was meant for just two. Europe was being
laid on the farther bed as Rossamünd and the proprietor entered. A
worn-looking blanket—looking out of place in its fine
surroundings—was stretched upon this bed to stop the coverlets from
being ruined by the fulgar’s travel-grimed gear.
A maid, two tubs and several pitchers of steaming
water arrived.
Mister Billetus excused himself and Rossamünd
bathed behind a screen while the maid attended to Europe behind
another. He almost fell asleep in the tub, but the maid, finished
with her attentions on the fulgar, woke him with an impatient
cough. Before too long he was clean—cleaner than he had ever felt
in his whole life, dressed in a nightgown and lying in a bed, the
very softness of which swallowed him whole. Europe lay, much like
he, bathed and in her bed, in a borrowed nightgown.
“Is she better?” Rossamünd managed, vaguely aware
that the maid was hovering about doing who knows what.
“She fares as well as she may, considerin’ . . .”
she hushed. “You can sleep, little boy—her state won’t change just
on your attentions.”
Lamps were doused. The maid left. In the dimness of
a growing dawn Rossamünd watched the feverish Europe. He could not
tell when or how, but in that soft, warm bed of the smoothest
cotton, sleep finally took him.
He awoke with a deep fright, released at last from
churning nightmares of Licurius’ bloody end. The room was too
white, too bright, the ceiling too florid and the bed too strange.
Then he realized where he was. Rossamünd was beginning to tire of
waking in strange places. Some comfort it was then that the bed was
so soft and so warm. He stretched luxuriously, wrapped in its
wholly unfamiliar feeling, then sat up and looked about. There was
a tall window at the far end, its two panes flung open, letting in
cold air and the birdsong of late afternoon that had brought him to
reality. The world beyond it, of straight trunks and bare, tangled
twigs, was wintry but golden with afternoon sun. The choir of
birds—the soft, insistent cooing of some type of pigeon, the
twitter-twitter of many small beaks and an unusual call going
warble-warble-warble-chortle—was strangely loud and altogether
foreign.
The room itself was empty, inasmuch as there was no
one else walking about in it. However, the bed near him, on his
left, before that open window, was occupied.
In it, of course, lay Europe.
He clambered out of his own and went to her side.
She lay on her back, her head cushioned upon many marshmallowy
pillows, the covers tucked right up under her chin. Her long hair
had been gathered under a maid’s cap just like one Verline would
wear. Shivering as cold air blew in through the open window,
bringing with it the smell of mown grass, he reached out, touching
her smooth forehead with his forefinger.
The fulgar did not stir.
She felt cool now, in contrast to the feverish heat
she had boiled with so recently. His curiosity mastering him,
Rossamünd cautiously stroked her spoor, the small diamond drawn so
neatly above her left eye. Every side was straight and of equal
length, the corners clear points, its bottom just meeting the hair
of the brow. He had heard—he could not remember whether it was from
Fransitart or somewhere else—that these spoors were made by using
some acidic substance which left a permanent, yet somehow scarless
brand. Why anyone would want to do something to themselves that
sounded so painful was very puzzling: was it just vanity, or was it
a warning? As far as he was concerned, the next time he saw
a mark like this upon someone, he would be very wary of
them. He stared at her blank, sickly face, hugging himself in the
insufficient warmth of the borrowed nightgown, rubbing one foot
against the opposite shin, then the reverse, to relieve the chill
of the floorboards.
Suddenly he decided it was time to be dressed. He
found his clothes in the cupboard, cleaned and pressed. Everything
was there but his shoes. Rossamünd got dressed, searching quietly
all about the room as he did.
Where are those shoes?
Under his bed? No.
Under Europe’s bed? No.
They were not in his closet, and so he went to the
one that held Europe’s effects. Her clothes had been washed too,
and the cupboard was filled with the odor of the aromatics used to
clean them. With this hung a sharp, honeylike scent he was
beginning to recognize as Europe’s own. He was sure he was doing
something quite rude by even thinking of looking through the
fulgar’s belongings. He closed the closet quickly.
The door at the farther end of the room, of a wood
so dark as to appear black, opened. In breezed a maid with a flurry
of swishing skirts. When she saw Rossamünd standing by the fulgar’s
bed, she seemed uncertain. She curtsied expertly, despite her
burdens. “I’ve brought the doctor to see you, young master.”
Rossamünd ducked his head shyly.
A very serious and surprisingly young man entered
the room. He was richly attired in a wonderfully patterned frock
coat, flat-heeled buckled shoes known as mules, and a great white
wig that stuck high in the air and left a faint puff of powder
behind it.
“This is Doctor Verhooverhoven, our
physician,” the maid said, indicating the young man with a tray she
carried, a tray holding two bowls of pumpkin soup that smelled so
delicious Rossamünd was immediately distracted by it. “And this,
doctor, is uh, is . . .”
“Rossamünd,” said the foundling
matter-of-factly.
“Ah . . . right you are, my . . . boy,” said Doctor
Verhooverhoven, squinting at him. “Delighted. How are you
feeling?”
“Good, thank you.”
“As it should be. I want you to have some of this
soup that Gretel has kindly brought you,” the doctor said as the
maid placed the two bowls on a small table by the fire with a
simpering blush. “I have fortified it with one of my
personal restorative drafts, so it will see you righter than
ever.” He half turned to the maid. “You may leave now, Gretel. If I
need anything, you will be the first to know.”
The maid ducked her head, grinned at Rossamünd and
left again.
Doctor Verhooverhoven ambled over to the sickbed,
hands behind his back. He stood over the unconscious lahzar and
rocked back and forth on his heels. He checked the pulse in her
neck, felt the temperature of her forehead, hmmed a lot and
scrutinized her closely through a strange-looking monocle.
Rossamünd sipped at his soup, which right then was
about the sweetest thing he had ever had, and watched Doctor
Verhooverhoven watching Europe.
At length the doctor turned his shrewd attention to
the boy. “She is not your mother, is she, child?”
About to help himself to a mouthful of wonderful
soup, Rossamünd stopped with a slight splutter and fidgeted. “I—ah
. . . No, sir—I never actually said that she was, though, sir.
Others did . . . How did you . . . ?”
Doctor Verhooverhoven adjusted his monocle. “How
did I know, you were about to ask? Because you’ve got the Branden
Rose here, my boy—heroic teratologist, infamous bachelorette and
terror to the male of our species! She is not, if reputation
serves, the mothering type! How, by the precious here and vere, did
you come by her?”
The Branden Rose? That name was familiar to
Rossamünd, though he could not remember why. Perhaps he had read
just such a name in one of his pamphlets? What a remarkable thing
that would be to have fallen in with someone famous! He hung his
head, feeling strangely uncomfortable. “She . . . saved me from a
thirsty end—will she get better?”
“She ought to, child, with my skillful
ministrations. I have been here since early this morning.You slept,
my boy, while I scraped away the necrotic tissue and stitched that
nasty gash about her throat. I have also balanced her humours and
bled her a little against the disease of the wound. The only thing
she needs now is that awful stuff her kind take—plaudamentum
I believe it is called. I have sent out word for our local skold to
be found, so it can be made. From my readings—which have by no
means been extensive—a lahzar cannot go terribly long without it,
two or three days at most . . . or things begin to go sour within.”
The physician rolled his eyes dramatically. “But, how-now, I need
not frighten you with such detail.”
Unfortunately, he had frightened Rossamünd,
though probably not in the way he had expected. Filled with
urgency, the boy stood. “Do you mean her treacle, sir?”
“Ah-ha! That’s the one. Cathar’s Treacle! Just the
stuff. When did she last have any?”
“Some time last night. I don’t know when exactly,
though, but I can brew it for her now, sir. I don’t want her
innards to go sour, and she’s got all the makings.”
The physician looked dubious.
“I made it for her the other night,” Rossamünd
insisted. “If I’ve done it before, I can do it again . . .” The
confidence in his own voice surprised him.
“Are you her factotum? You seem to me to be a
little young for it.” Doctor Verhooverhoven tapped at his mouth
with his forefinger, eyebrows wriggling inquisitively.
“. . . No—sir, I’m not.” Sometimes Rossamünd almost
regretted he found it so hard to lie.
“No? Ahh. We shall wait for this other to arrive
then, shall we? She is a skold, and I am of the understanding that
she knows how to make such a concoction.” The physician took a
high-backed chair from a corner and sat down on it by the
fire.
“But why does she need it so badly?”
“A good question, my boy! A good question. Are you
sure you want the answer?” Doctor Verhooverhoven looked very much
as if he wanted to give it.
Rossamünd indicated that he did want the
answer.
“Of course you would. Well, you see—as I have
read—when someone wants to become a lahzar, they usually take
themselves off to a gloomy little city in the far south called
Sinster. In that place there are butchers—‘surgeons,’ they insist
on calling themselves—who will carve you up for a high fee. Are you
following me?”
Rossamünd nodded quickly.
“As you should, as you should. So, having gone this
far—so the readings report—these surgeons take whole systems
of exotic glands, bladders, vessels and viscera and sew them right
in with all the existing entrails and nerves. Some say these new
glands and such are grown for just this purpose, while others hold
that they are ‘harvested’ from other creatures—no one agrees and
the surgeons of Sinster aren’t telling. Either way, when it is all
done, the person is stitched back up again. Now—here comes the
answer to your question—all these strange and exotic glands are
wrong for the body. Consequently it reacts, eventually most
violently, unless something is done to stop such a thing.
That is the job of the plaudamentum—the Cathar’s Treacle. Do
you understand? They have to spend the rest of their lives taking
the stuff every day to stop their natural organs from revolting
against these introduced ones. This morbidity—this organ decay—once
it takes hold, will eventually prove fatal. If this lady doesn’t
get hers soon, she will die. How-now, I think you’ll find that
covers it, anyway.Yes?”
As Rossamünd took a breath to answer, he was
distracted by an animated, angry-sounding conversation approaching
the other side of the door that was then interrupted by a sharp
knocking.
Doctor Verhooverhoven stood at this and called
mildly, “Enter, please!”
The door was opened rapidly and a strange woman
stalked in, wearing the elegant day-clothes of a refined lady, and
on her face a frown of politely restrained anger.
Closely behind followed Mister Billetus, looking
worried and chattering nervously even as they entered. “. . . Now,
dearest, one guest’s money is as good as another’s. With these
nickers making the High Vesting Way impassable, you know our
visitors have been few. Every bit of custom is needful, m’dear, I .
. .”
“Yes, yes, Mister Bill, not in front of those who
do not need to be troubled with the finer points of running such a
grand establishment. Good afternoon, Doctor Verhooverhoven.” The
woman grimaced at the physician in a mockery of a polite smile. He,
in turn, bowed graciously, a puff of powder coming from his wig.
She put her attention on Rossamünd and said stiffly, “And you must
be the smaller of our most recent arrivals. I am Madam Felicitine,
the enrica d’ama of this humble yet refined wayhouse.” As
she said “refined,” she looked sharply at Mister Billetus.
Confused, Rossamünd simply stood blinking. “Enrica
d’ama” was a fancy term for the ruling lady of a household,
especially of a court. It was used only by those trying to be very
grand.
“It has come to my notice,” the enrica d’ama
continued, addressing the physician, yet pointing angrily at the
inert fulgar, “that we have here, in one of our finest apartments,
a pugnator, one of the fighting riffraff. Is this true, sir?”
“Yes, gracious madam, it is—though to me her
calling is of little concern. I heal all comers.”
“Don’t try to charm me, doctor. You share in this
little sham of my husband’s, though how he thought I would not know
what was up soon enough is insulting at the least.” She gave the
harassed Billetus another quick glare. He offered an apologetic
look to both Rossamünd and Doctor Verhooverhoven, but did little
else.
To Rossamünd the scene was quickly becoming very
strange and uncomfortable.
Doctor Verhooverhoven looked bemused. “I assure
you, madam, that I am not aware of any sham so as to have a part in
it to play. I have come as asked, to tend to an ailing guest. This
is not the first time I have done this, as you well know.” He
finished his statement with a gracious half bow.
“Certainly not, but this is the first time you have
invited here another almost as bad!” She turned to the door and
called, “You may enter now, Gretel.”
Gretel the maid came in as bidden, looking
sheepishly at her mistress. Closely behind her shuffled a stranger:
a short, meek-looking young woman—a girl really, younger than
Verline—wearing a variation of clothing Rossamünd had seen many
times before. A skold! Upon her head was a conical hat of
black felt that bent back slightly about a third of the way up. All
skolds wore some style of cylindrical or conical headwear as a sign
of their trade. About her throat and shoulders was the cape of
white hemp with a thick, gathered collar that skolds pulled over
their faces to protect themselves from the fumes of their potives.
Upon her body she wore a vest called a quabard—light
proofing Rossamünd had seen in the uniforms of the light infantry
of Boschenberg. One side was black and the other brown, the mottle
of Hergoatenbosch, just like Rossamünd’s baldric. About her
stomach, over the top of the quabard, was wrapped a broad swath of
black satin tied at the small of her back in a great bow. About her
hips hung cylinders, boxes, wallets and satchels—most certainly
holding reagents and potives and everything else that skolds used
in their fight against the monsters. Her sleeves were long and
brown and flaring. Her wide skirt of starched brown muslin was also
long, and it dragged upon the ground, hiding her feet. Her black
doeskin-gloved hands were clasping and unclasping uncertainly in
front of her.
He had already seen several skolds in his life, for
many served at Boschenberg’s docks to ward off any nickers that
might rise out of the Humour and along the city’s walls. Even so,
Rossamünd knew less now about them than he did fulgars. What he
did know was what everyone knew: that they made all kinds of
potions and drafts even more powerful and fabulous than those
concocted by Craumpalin and other dispensurists, who were more
concerned with health and healing. The chemistry of a skold,
however, was designed for harm and violence. He knew that they had
served as the Empire’s monster-fighters—“pugnators” Europe had
called them—for centuries before the advent of the lahzars. This
young lady must have been the skold Doctor Verhooverhoven had
mentioned, the one to make Europe’s treacle for her.
For a pugnator she seemed very nervous.
With a look like triumph, Madam Felicitine returned
her attention to the physician. “Doctor Verhooverhoven!” she
demanded. “What business have you inviting such knavish individuals
to my peaceful establishment? You know my delicate sensibilities
won’t tolerate such liberties, nor will they suffer the presence of
such as these!” She pointed a bigoted finger at the skold, whose
face reddened.
The physician looked very ill at ease.
“Dear wife,” Billetus ventured bravely, forgetting
her warning on saying things in front of those who did
not need to know, “their account is well paid. They have been
no real trouble, rather quiet in fact, as needs must. What possible
harm is one hardworking, well-paying lahzar occupying a room she
and her factotum can afford?”
The enrica d’ama’s thin lie of civility failed her
at last. “Oh frogs and toads! Because of the principle! She
cannot . . . !”
“Please,” the physician interjected in a low,
insistent voice. “You’ll wake her.”
Madam Felicitine eyed him coldly but continued with
deliberate calm. “She cannot stay here because if guests of
genuine refinement were to learn that a person of violence and
infamy was bunked in the suite next door, they would never return
and advise others to do the same. I will not have this,
oh no!” With a dark look at Doctor Verhooverhoven, she
forced herself to be collected again. “No, no, the billet-boxes are
the place for her, though I prefer the servant stalls for the likes
of these, if they must stay here at all.”
She then looked gravely at Rossamünd, who was
looking very grave himself. “Now it pains me, child, it truly does,
but things must have their right place and order, people have their
rank and station; some should not assert themselves above their
betters. I know you’ll understand one day.”
“Now, now, dear . . .” Billetus tried again.
Her momentum building, the enrica d’ama went on.
“That is quite enough from you, I would say! You, who let
her—” That accusing finger now stabbed at Europe,
unconscious on the bed. “—stay here!” Her arms now gestured
wildly at the whole room. She began to go pale. Her cheeks wobbled
apoplectically. “Did you think I wouldn’t find out?
She simply has to go!”
Mister Billetus now fumbled and stumbled but
offered very little else.
“Oh my bursting knees! Keep her in the
billet-boxes if your tender heart won’t allow eviction!” the enrica
d’ama hissed. “Either way, get her out of this room!”
In the awful, echoing silence that followed came a
soft, icy voice. “My money glitters as well as another’s, madam,
and here in this bed I will stay!”
Everyone looked in wonder to the bed where Europe
had lain apparently senseless just moments before. She was still
tucked in, her head still half-buried in the midst of the many,
too-soft pillows, but her eyes were open now, bloodshot and
baleful—and regarding Madam Felicitine with cold disdain.
Unexpected relief burst within Rossamünd.
At last Europe had woken.