9
DABBLINGS IN THE DARKNESS
factotum (noun) personal servant and clerk
of a peer or other person of rank or circumstance. Whenever the
master or mistress goes traveling, so the factotum must follow.
Lahzars too have taken to employing a factotum, so as to take care
of the boring day-to-day trifles: picking up contracts, collecting
fees owed for services rendered, looking to food and accommodation,
writing correspondence, heavy lifting and even making their
drafts.
TREMBLING, and ignoring the dead bogles,
Rossamünd crept closer to the fallen fulgar. His heart teetered on
the brink of complete terror at the thought of being left alone in
this malignant place. As he neared her, he bent lower and ever
lower, trying to see her face, trying to gain some hopeful hint of
her condition. She lay twisted, limbs carelessly poking every which
way, long hair a wispy mess obscuring her whole head. Holding back
for just a moment, he knelt beside her and gingerly poked some of
her chestnut locks away from her throat, cheek and brow. She was
deathly pale.
Grinnling cries in the distance.
Rossamünd scurried to the landaulet, took the
lantern and dashed back to where the fulgar lay. He knelt and
looked to see if she was still alive, wanting to weep but holding
it in—he had cried enough on this journey. Blood was running from
Europe’s nose. There were nasty bites upon her neck where the
proofing did not cover. Breaths did come: short, shallow puffing.
She lived!
Rossamünd leaned closer and whispered, “Miss . . .
! Miss . . . Miss Europe . . . !”
The fulgar’s lashes fluttered and slowly parted,
her vision clearly swimming. They shut again and it seemed she
might slip into insensibility. Rossamünd pressed twice, sharply, on
her shoulder, not wanting her to pass out. She groaned and shifted,
opening her eyes again to peer at him.
With a gasp, Europe pushed herself up on her arms
and sat, head lolling, hair drooping. “What happened?” she
panted.
Rossamünd sat back. “You won . . . you beat them
all.”
She looked about, blinking heavily. Her eyes were
streaming with ash-colored tears.
Rossamünd winced. He had hit her with the
bothersalts too.
After a long pause and a deep sigh, she whispered,
“Good . . . They were . . . difficult.” Sitting up straighter, she
flexed her shoulders and rolled her head about, grunting and
grimacing. “My organs have spasmed,” she breathed cryptically. “Not
the best time for it, at all . . . I thought I was done for.”
Pausing for a rattling wheeze of air, she muttered, “Never
advisable to . . . start a fight . . . when one is missing a . . .
a dose of treacle.”
Though he did not follow what she said, Rossamünd
nevertheless understood that something had gone very wrong
somewhere inside her body, that her electrical organs had somehow
failed her in a most terrible way. He shuddered. This must be what
dear Master Fransitart had meant when he said that there was
nothing more wretched than lahzars made sick by their organs.
Far away, the wailing of the grinnlings could still
be heard in the cold, cold night.
Europe tried to rise but swooned frighteningly, and
fell back to ground. “I . . . need . . . my treacle, little man,”
she slurred. “Take the lantern. Get the box. I’ll . . . I’ll show
you how to make it.”
The foundling ran over to the landaulet and, as he
did, discovered that the chestnut nag had been attacked as it
attempted escape. Slain, it now lay with many nasty wounds to its
neck, point and chest. How were they going to get away now?
Hold to your course. People’s lives are at
stake, Rossamünd coached himself. Do as Master Fransitart
would have—everything in its right order. Box
first—leaving later.
Rossamünd found her curious black case in the now
jumbled contents of the landaulet’s interior. As he extracted it,
the feeling of sickly unease moved within once more as he gripped
the smooth wood. He ignored the sensation and returned to her side
with it gripped determinedly under his left arm.
The fulgar had fainted and he was forced to rouse
her once more. She came to with effort, even wiping away tears.
“Good man . . . N . . . Now, I need you to listen . . . most
carefully—we have not the time for mistakes.”
Rossamünd nodded once, emphatically. This was not
some pamphlet story. This was a time for diligence and
dependability. This was the very thing they sought to teach all the
book children at Madam Opera’s—the very thing expected of you when
you have been given your baldric to wear.
The fulgar drooped, gathered herself and continued.
“Put the box down and open it . . . carefully, though. That . . .
that’s the way.”
Within the box were many compartments, each with
its own hinge-and-handle lid, and lined with scarlet velvet. He
peeked under one. There was a bottle of liquid within, nestled in
straw.
“That’s the bezoariac. There’s no time to do this
neatly or make it pretty.” She opened another compartment and
pulled forth another bottle, this one half-filled with a dark
powder. She put both bottles in Rossamünd’s hands and with them a
pewter spoon. Then she indicated the cauldron boiling on the fire.
“Take these and put two spoons of the bezoariac . . . the
liquid—and one of the rhatany . . . the other bottle . . . the
powder—and stir them into the water for some minutes, then . . .
come back to me . . . Make sure there is enough water. Anything
over half-full will do.”
He did as he was bidden. The cauldron still held
enough water, so in went two spoonfuls of the bezoariac—a kind of
universal antidote he had seen used in the dispensary of the marine
society—and the rhatany powder—which he had not heard of before. He
stirred and stirred, knowing well just how it was done because of
Master Craumpalin’s patience and pedantry. Figures-of-eight, making
sure it did not catch and burn on the bottom of the pot. All the
while his back tingled with the dread that the grinnlings might
pounce once more from the shadows.
“What does it look like?” the lahzar quizzed
quietly. Her voice was muffled, for she had collapsed again and was
lying with her head buried in her arms.
“It was like porridge for a moment, but it has now
gone thin and reddish,” the foundling replied.
“Does it boil?” Europe raised her head.
“Aye, ma’am, it has just started.”
She reached over without looking and took out a jar
from the box.
“Quickly then, add this. Use your fingers but do
not put that spoon within this jar! Understand? There needs to be
the . . . same amount as two spoonfuls of it.”
Rossamünd did as he was asked, even though the
unpleasant feelings these reagents gave him were increasing with
each moment as he scooped cold, foul-feeling muck from the jar.
Scraping off the correct measure twice onto the spoon, he plopped
it into the bubbling brew. Disgusted, he wiped his fingers on some
pine needles, then stirred yet more. As he did, Europe held out
another bottle two-thirds full of a black powder. The sense of
terrible foreboding radiated most strongly from this little
jar.
He hesitated.
“When the curd is properly mixed and thick and even
and turned to honey, you must take it off the flame, then sprinkle
in half a spoonful of this. It’s Sugar of Nnun—don’t let it
touch your skin! Mix it well in . . . and when that’s done . . .
bring it to me.”
Sugar of Nnun! He had certainly heard of
this ingredient, though he did not know what it did. Craumpalin had
condemned it in no uncertain terms, stating once that only people
up to no good had any business messing with it. Had their situation
been any less desperate, Rossamünd might well have refused to even
hold the bottle containing such stuff, so thoroughly had the old
dispensurist warned him.
The brew indeed became very much like the
consistency and color of honey, even causing his stomach to rumble,
deprived of dinner—and maybe some other meals—as it was. He quickly
lifted the cauldron off the fire by its handle, using a handy
stick, and placed it on the ground.
With a sharp sickliness in the back of his mouth,
Rossamünd removed the stopper of the bottle holding the Sugar of
Nnun. He felt sure he could see an evil puff of black dust come out
from within. Squinting, he nervously tapped the right amount onto
the spoon, and this he mixed into the brew. As it was stirred in,
the whole lot quickly turned black, became even thicker and began
to stink disgustingly.
The potion was ready.
Rossamünd took off his scarf and used this to carry
the cauldron to the lahzar. “It’s ready, I think, Madam Europe. I
don’t know if I have got it right, but it seems just like it did
before.”
Unsteadily, Europe got to her knees and scrutinized
the result of the foundling’s dabblings. When she saw the brew
looking very much as it should, she seemed stunned, even as ill as
she was. “Well done, little man,” she breathed. “Well done . . .
That is exactly it.” She snatched the brew—the treacle, as she had
called it—and, waiting only a moment for the edge to be cooler,
drank greedily, taking great gulps and spilling some, surely
burning herself on the hot metal. The effect of the potion was
rapid. Not putting the pot down till it was empty, she had a
healthy look in her eye when she did. After only a few minutes of
breathing heavily and digesting, the fulgar had recovered enough to
stand. She wobbled as she did, but with the foundling boy’s hand to
hold on to she was soon on her feet. She was still for a moment,
swaying somewhat—to Rossamünd’s alarm—but staying upright and
staring into the dark silence of the forest.
The woods were now quiet, but for what Rossamünd
hoped were the usual treeish creaks and whispers.
“We must be leaving,” said Europe. “They will most
certainly be back for another try before the night is out.” She
hushed as the foundling repacked the black case with its frightful
chemicals.With a great sigh, she turned to gaze at the place where
the ruins of what-was-once-Licurius lay. Grief worked in her soul
and showed on her face. “Oh, Box-face . . . Oh, Box-face . . .” she
lamented quietly. “What have they done to you?”
With Rossamünd to help her, she staggered over to
the leer’s body. In the nimbus of the lantern, the grisly proof of
the violence just passed showed clearly. There the bodies of two
grinnlings lay where they had fallen, slain by Licurius’ hand. No
longer animated by foul and murderous intent, they looked small,
pathetic, doll-like. In their midst was the black huddle of the
dead leer. Though he was mostly covered with his torn cloak, it was
still obvious that he had been ripped and gouged in cruel and vile
ways.
With a choking sob, Europe sagged and dropped to
her knees near the corpse. She swooned for a moment, panting
heavily, pushing Rossamünd weakly from her. “You must not look on
this!” She stood straighter. “Go! Get your personals and ample
water for one night’s travel. We must be away very shortly, and not
delay—those creatures have gone silent, and I like that much less
than their distant jitterings. I will right myself presently. Have
no concern for me: our survival is afoot now.”
Nevertheless, and though she would not like it
known, Rossamünd was aware that Europe wept silently as he gathered
his valise and satchel, filled his biggin with water and his
pockets with food. She must have cared more for the leer than the
foundling had ever noticed. He felt sad for her, and for the
Misbegotten Schrewd. For the leer, however, he entertained no
regrets—the villain had tried to strangle him! This is what Verline
would have sternly called “a hard heart,” but Rossamünd could not
see how he might possibly feel anything at Licurius’ end.
Presently Europe came over to the landaulet too,
stumbling only slightly, her face dirty with tearful streaks, and
hurriedly organized her own traveling goods. With the horse dead
there was nothing for it—they would have to walk their way to
safety.
“We must leave . . . him where he lies. There’s no
time to bury him and no profit in bearing him away. We must go to
the wayhouse. I’ve passed it by many times but never entered. The
Harefoot Dig it is called. When we get there and settle ourselves
safely, we can come back here to . . . to fetch him. Move on, now!
We must be at the wayhouse as soon as we can!”
Gathering all which was needful that they could
carry on foot, they set off by lantern light, Europe pointing the
way, Rossamünd leading it. How they were to make it, the foundling
had no hopeful idea. There was a sandy, bepuddled road running
right by their camp—probably still part of the Vestiweg. They
walked along this, the fulgar unsteady at first but soon gaining
pace, though not speedily enough for him. The fulgar had to caution
him to save his energy when sometimes he marched on ahead,
reminding him that they had a long way yet to travel.
Soon she made Rossamünd douse the lantern. “The
light will be more harmful than helpful,” she whispered, “and lead
the grinning baskets right to us.”
He complied eagerly at this warning. What hope did
an everyday boy like himself have if a lahzar was cautious and
wishing to avoid any new confrontations? In the dark he vainly
tried to see into the benighted forest, to see past the straight
pale trunks of the pine saplings that lined the road, to find
warning of any possible ambush. He could feel that Phoebë was up
and shining, but deep in that narrow channel of high trees, her
light helped but a little. Oh for Licurius’ nose now!
After they had trod for many hours and what was
surely a great distance, Rossamünd was most certainly tiring. His
feet dragged, and the valise, normally so light, pulled meanly on
his back and aching shoulders. His lids drooped as his thoughts
lolled with warm, comfortable ideas of stillness and rest.
Europe seemed to sag as well; eventually, to his
great relief, she stopped near the top of a steep hill and sat down
clumsily. “Aah!” she wheezed so very quietly. “I am flagging
terribly . . . How about you, little man? You have kept pace with
me admirably till now.”
He dropped next to her, dumping the valise on the
verge, and took a long swig of water from his biggin. Only a few
mouthfuls more remained when he was done. Taking this as a wordless
but definite yes, the fulgar offered him a whortleberry procured
from one of the many black leather satchels and saddlebags. Then
she chewed on one herself. He took it gratefully. They sat some
minutes in silence while the internal glow of the berries restored
them enough to allow them to push on. Rossamünd’s senses sharpened
again and with them his fears of another attack by the grinnlings
or, perhaps, worse things.
A firm conviction was beginning to form in his
deepest thoughts: that it would be the grandest thing to return to
the safety and forgetful ease of a city and leave all this
threwdish wild land behind. How could anyone have ever thought it
prudent to put a road through such a place as this haunted
region?
The land fell away sharply from the northern edge
of the road and upon its steep slope no trees grew, affording them
a limited view. At last Rossamünd could see the moon, ocher-yellow
and setting in the west. He turned about quietly where he was and
observed the white line of the road they had already traveled as it
emerged from the trees. He looked with dread at the impenetrable
black of the tangle-wood valleys directly below and, beyond that,
the low dark hills further north. He quaked slightly—anything could
be stalking about out there. The world was so much bigger than he
had ever thought: wilder, and full of threats and loneliness and
dread. He hugged his knees to his chest and waited, afraid, staring
at the fulgar’s shadow.
As they sat, she fidgeted with the scarf about her
neck and with the wound beneath. “Are you better?” she
whispered.
“Aye,” he whispered back. “Your neck, miss?”
“It bleeds still . . . and it is starting to itch
awfully. I believe it may well need seeing to by a physic. That
will have to wait. Let’s be off again. We still have far to go and
this place is starting to get me down.”
The dose of whortleberry had invigorated them both
heartily: they walked and walked, and walked yet more, Europe
leading onward. The road rose over hills and dropped into small
valleys. The forest soon closed in again and they were surrounded
now by several kinds of pine. The air was still, filled with the
strong smell of sap and the hissing of breezes in the branches.
Stars continued to shine brightly and shed some little light on
their path from the glimpse of sky above. Of the Signal Stars,
Maudlin was now absent, having passed beyond view; only orange
Faustus, the “eye” of the constellation Vespasia, and the yellow
planet Ormond showed, and they showed that it was very late indeed.
A frightened baby owl screeched thinly, voicing Rossamünd’s own
lost and lonely feelings. As he read the stars, he heard the fulgar
stumble heavily in front of him, and looked down to see her sink to
the sandy path.
He hurried to her. “Miss Europe . . . ?”
She was on her hands and knees, panting as she had
done after her organs had spasmed. “The bite . . . the bite . . .”
she rasped.
Rossamünd carefully unwound the scarf from her neck
and saw, even by dim starlight, that the wound had swollen
frighteningly, and even now was beginning to stink of putrefaction.
He gasped. “It’s going bad already, ma’am. You must surely see a
physician, and soon!”
“It burns . . . !” She managed to sit, to lift a
water skin to her mouth and drink greedily before lying back and
panting yet more. “We must go on . . . you’re not safe . . . we . .
. Not long . . . must . . .” she rattled on, though she did not
seem able nor any longer willing to move.
Rossamünd’s mind whirled for a time. This panicked
feeling was becoming all too familiar. He forced himself to be
even-headed.
The evander water! He sat down by Europe and
dug about in his satchel for the little flasks. He searched for the
longest time with little satisfaction—oh no!—he must have hurled
them along with the bothersalts in his hurry to help. But then he
found what he wanted: just one bottle, buried right down at the
bottom, tangled in among the rest of the contents. He gripped it
exultantly. Leaning close to the fulgar’s ear, he could feel heat
radiating from her in a most unhealthy way. “I still have some
evander water!” he whispered.
Europe revived with this intelligence and forced
herself to sit up.
He gave her the little bottle, but her hands shook
too much now. Indeed, her whole body was beginning to shudder. He
held the flask for her, removed the seal and tipped it very slowly,
mindful lest it should spill and be wasted. She swallowed it all as
greedily as she had the water and then lay back again. He watched
her, holding his breath anxiously.
With a burst of air from her own mouth—loud enough
to startle some night bird, which shrilled terrifyingly three times
and flurried off—she sat up once more. “I can walk . . . We’ve not
. . . not got far . . . to . . . to . . . go now . . . Help me up,
Box . . . Box-face.” Her words came in struggling breaths. “With
your . . . help . . . I can . . . can make it.”
Putting a hand on his shoulder, she pushed herself
up to stand. Rossamünd grimaced but did not make a sound. When she
had righted herself, she murmured, “Lead . . . on . . .”
He struggled earnestly to fulfill this task, at
first leading her by the hand, gripping it tightly now, completely
heedless of being sparked. Then he began limping himself as she
started to lean heavily or pull upon him, often stumbling, silently
cursing every stone or rut that threatened to trip one of
them.
Interminable seemed these last few miles, though
the way had, mercifully, become flatter. At one point Rossamünd
thought he heard the far-off tittering of the grinnlings and urged
Europe on a little faster. The further they went the more fatigued
he grew and the more insensible Europe became. She muttered odd
things—often in another strange, musical language—at one time
saying clearly, “We’ve been in many scrapes, haven’t we, darling .
. . ?” She actually chuckled, then became dangerously louder. “But
we get away scot-free every time, hey . . . hey Box-face? You and
me . . . we . . . making it large all over the land . . .” It
seemed she might go quiet, but suddenly she blurted, “Oh my! What
have they done to you!” and began to sob, great, deep gulps that
wracked her whole body. “What have they done to you?” she hissed
finally and continued to weep. She said no more that night.
Soon Europe collapsed completely, toppling
Rossamünd with her in a flurry of sweat and perfume, stunning him.
He lay for a moment half under the fulgar, his head full of
spinning lights. He never thought a woman could weigh so
much.
The soft hooting of a boobook went hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo. It was a peculiarly soothing sound and he focused on
it to stay awake. There was nothing for it—he had to drag her.
Hardly believing where he was or what he was doing, he pulled
himself out from under her, fixed a saddlebag under her head,
grabbed her by her booted ankles with a foot tucked under each arm
and began to walk. Pulling, pulling, finding energy he did not know
he had, he dragged the fulgar. Her shoulders ground noisily and her
petticoats rumpled and gathered and began to tear, but he could do
nothing about either now. He must trust to her proofing, ignore her
indignity and simply go on.
Despite the noise and his agony and the desperate
slowness of their pace, Rossamünd pulled Europe, bags and all,
along the road till his fingers clawed and the eastern horizon grew
pale. The trees began to grow farther apart, a fringe to the main
wood, and as he gradually came around a bend in the road, he
thought he saw lights through the sparse trunks. He pulled on a
little bit farther and found that it was lights, lantern lights. He
stopped to gather himself, gasping in air, and peered at this new
sight.
There, in the obscure gray of a new day, he found
what they sought: a long, heavy stone wall of great height on the
left, protruding from the thinning trees. In a gap about two thirds
along this wall and crowned with a modest arch was a solid ironwood
gate. Above it was a post fixed horizontally from the apex of the
arch, a bright-limn lantern at its far end, shining orange.
Dependent from this post was a gaily painted sign. It showed what
looked like a woman running or leaping and beneath this the barely
legible letters:
. . . It was the wayhouse. They had arrived at
last.