It’s Either You Fight Or You Die

It’s either you fight or you die
young gents, you’ve got no option.
No good asking the reason why
it’s either to fight or you die
die, die, lily-liveredly die
or fight and make the splinters fly
bust up the holy apple-pie
you’ve got no option.

Don’t say you can’t, start in and try;
give great hypocrisy the lie
and tackle the blowsy big blow-fly
of money; do it or die!
You’ve got no option.