Chapter Twenty-One

The interior of the house was surprisingly spacious, with high arched ceilings and an airy, open feeling to it. The front door opened into a large living room on the right, a kitchen/dining area to the left and a hall straight ahead with several doorways on both sides and another at the very end of the hallway. Another case of bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside, same as DBP Hall. Good thing ‘cause our host was a bit taller than your average hobbit.

I didn’t take in much more than that first impression, though. I had a more pressing need. “Um, excuse me, where’s your bathroom?”

“Down the hall,” he said. “Last door on your left, past the gun room.” He turned to Mack and Kai, still holding Kaitlyn. “Let’s get her on the couch. Neck wound? Keep her head elevated.” They moved into the living room.

“A gun room?” Gabriel raised an eyebrow. “Most people just have rec rooms.”

“Depends on your definition of recreation, I guess.” I smiled at him as I walked past. His hand on my arm stopped me.

“You doing okay?” The physical contact coupled with the intensity of his blue gaze sending a tingle up my spine that almost made me forget the needs of my bladder.

“Yeah,” I said, relishing his touch even briefly. “I’m fine.” As long as you keep touching me, I thought. “How about you?”

Gabriel gave a ghost of a smile. “I’ll live.” I took a good look at him, noticing the hollows under his eyes and a slight sallow tone to his skin.

“Are you sure? You don’t look so good.” I reached up and touched his face; it felt hot and clammy. Sweat trickled down from his hairline.

“Just tired.” He grabbed my hand and squeezed it gently. “You did really well out there, Ash.”

“Thanks, Tofu.” Another pause. “I really have to use the bathroom.”

Gabriel smiled and let go of my hand. I hoped he was okay.

The bathroom was another surprise in that it was impeccably clean. Not what I’d come to expect from a single man. Yeah, I was heavy on the assumption road here, but there wasn’t anything in the bathroom that hinted at the presence of a resident or even occasionally visiting female.

As I did my business, I checked out my surroundings. Thick black towels matching the toilet (only a Goth or a bachelor would have black towels and matching toilet) hung from wooden pegs on the walls. A razor lay on the sink, carefully lined up next to a bar of soap in a black stone soap dish. A stack of Military History magazines sat in a large basket next to the toilet, along with a how-to book on building cob houses, a copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook, and the unabridged copy of Stephen King’s The Stand. Interesting selection of reading material.

I noticed the address label on the back of one of the magazines: Nathan Smith. Sounded like an alias to me, sir, albeit a slightly more creative first name than John.

Finishing up, I washed my hands and then took advantage of the hot water, soap, and one of the black washcloths to try and get the dried blood off my face and neck. I also wanted to wipe away any trace of Jake’s saliva; whatever he was, I didn’t want that shit on my skin. I glanced in the mirror on the medicine cabinet above the sink. Yup, I looked about as awful as I felt. No twenty-four/seven access to makeup for me, unlike all the nubile young women in the SyFy Channel movies. Their lips were perfectly glossed even when chased across an island jungle by assorted mutated crocs/alligators/snakes/evil military people for hours on end. My lips were chapped and pale, their natural pale rose color leached out by stress and exhaustion. The circles under my eyes showed me what I’d look like when I was old—if I lived that long.

A knock on the door reminded me I wasn’t the only Wild Card who needed to answer the call of nature. Grabbing my weapons belt from where I’d dumped it on the floor in my haste to get my pants down, I opened the door to find Lil practically dancing in the hallway. She dashed by me, shutting the door behind her.

I went back up the hall at a more leisurely pace than I’d gone down it, glancing curiously at the closed door to the gun room as I went by. Every home should have a gun room, right?

Across from the gun room was an open door leading to what had to be his office. The brief glance inside told me our host was a Mac man all the way. Whatever he did for a living, he could afford all the latest models too.

All the Wild Cards sans Lil were in the living room, which looked like it had been furnished by Redwoods ‘R’ Us, with burl tables of various shapes and sizes scattered about. The large couch was redwood and leather, with a matching chair and ottoman tucked in an alcove with a curved window that had to have cost a fortune. There were books everywhere: on shelves, on the tables, under the tables, in stacks next to the tables. All subjects, from coffee table Most Beautiful Villages of You Name It to more how-to manuals, paperback fiction, biographies—pretty much a little bit of everything.

All in all, not a bad place to be holed up during an apocalypse if you liked to curl up with a good book. And a gun room.

They’d settled Kaitlyn on a large brown leather couch, head resting on two pillows. She shivered despite the two plaid blankets draped over her body. She did not look good, but at least she was conscious. Our host knelt by her side, checking out the neck wound. He glanced up when I walked into the room.

“Ashley, right?”

I nodded. “Yup, that’s me.” I couldn’t resist it. “Nathan, right?”

Up went his eyebrow. “You’ve been reading my mail.”

Lil came back from the bathroom. Gabriel immediately vanished down the hall. I hoped our host had plenty of TP stashed away.

“So Ashley, I need you to go into the kitchen and get a glass of water. You’ll find the glasses above the sink. There’s salt and baking soda in the cupboard on the right of the stove. Put two pinches of salt and one of soda in the water.” By way of explanation he added, “It’ll help with the shock, so hurry.” He started barking out orders to someone else involving a first-aid kit, but I didn’t wait to hear it.

Normally someone giving me orders sets my back up, but this guy had already pulled my and Lil’s asses—not to mention Binkey’s and Doodle’s furry butts—out of the fire once. Besides, while he talked like someone who expected people to listen to him without question, it didn’t seem like a power trip. More like he knew what needed to be done and the most expedient way to do it.

Everything was where he said it would be. This man was frighteningly organized, by my standards. I made the mixture as quickly as possible and trotted back into the living room.

Nathan took the glass with a nod and held the rim up to Kaitlyn’s mouth, supporting her head with his other hand so she wouldn’t choke. She took a sip and made a face, almost spitting it out, but Nathan kept the glass in place and said, “It may taste like shit, but it’ll help. Sip it slowly.” Slowly, using a combination of coaxing and bullying, he got her to drink most of the mixture.

Kai elbowed me out of the way with the granddaddy of all first-aid kits. This thing looked more like a plastic mini-fridge than any kit I’d ever seen before, even at Dr. Albertson’s office. Working as quickly and efficiently as any nurse, Nathan proceeded to disinfect, apply salve to, and bandage up Kaitlyn’s wound. She stayed quiet throughout, drifting in and out of consciousness, still shivering every now and then.

Mack waited until Nathan finished his first aid and moved away from the couch before asking in hushed tones, “Is she going to be okay?”

Nathan hesitated. He looked at Kaitlyn, then motioned Mack over by the front door before finally responding. “I don’t know. It’s a good thing you stopped the bleeding when you did or she would have died. But she’s lost a lot of blood and isn’t responding as well as I’d like to standard treatment for shock. She needs better medical attention than I can give her. And even then, I’d say it’s iffy.”

“But she’s a Wild Card.” Tony flopped down on the ground. “We heal faster than other people.”

“Then that’s probably the only reason she’s not dead,” said Nathan bluntly.

“So we have to get back to Big Red.” Mack looked at the rest of us. “Right?”

Nathan shook his head. “You were lucky to get here. Getting out isn’t going to be as easy, at least until the zombies that followed you here decide to try another diner.”

Gabriel took off his helmet and wiped sweat and blood from his brow. “That’s not going to happen. Those things will try their best to get in here until they either rot where they stand or break down the fence. They know there’s food in here.”

Nathan stared at him for a few seconds, expression unreadable. He strode over to the living room window, pulled the curtains aside, and looked out. Still expressionless, he dropped the curtains back into place and turned back towards the rest of us. Another pause before he slammed a fist against the wall and growled, “I can’t fucking believe you people led them here. FedEx and UPS can’t find their way up here with Google Maps. I had to drive fifty miles to one of their warehouses. But you guys? You hone in on the place like you’ve got a goddamn homing beacon.”

“Sorry.” Gabriel didn’t sound sorry at all.

Nathan snorted, obviously sensing the lack of sincerity.

“How about you?” Lil looked at Nathan with a mixture of hero worship and curiosity. “How do you get back here without them following you?”

Nathan’s expression softened fractionally. Lil’s velvet-painting big-eyed kitten thing did its job. “I know all the back roads, like the logging track I showed you two. I also have a little bit of experience when it comes to finding and losing people.”

“I’m guessing ex-military,” said Gentry. “Special Forces.”

“Rangers,” said Nathan. “And glad to be out of it.” He shook his head again. “Christ. Fucking zombies.”

“You don’t seem too surprised.” Gabriel folded his arms across his chest and gave Nathan an appraising stare.

Nathan shrugged. “I’m not. I’ve seen a lot of weird shit over the years and had my suspicions about a few that my superiors did their best to cover up. Guess they don’t know how much shit you can find on the Internet these days if you know where to look.” He paused. “I wish to hell I’d been wrong about this one, though.”

Tony gave a disbelieving laugh. “Dude, you’re pissed off because you were right about zombies? Seems like that makes you smarter than most people.”

“Not smarter than everyone.” Nathan looked at all of us. “This isn’t the first time this has happened. Why the hell weren’t you people better prepared for it?”

As grateful as I was for the use of his bathroom, this still pissed me off. “‘You people?’ What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

“Whatever secret organization’s been covering this up all these years. You can’t tell me you’re not part of it.”

“We weren’t until we nearly died and became some kind of X-Men mutant zombie-resistant freaks.” Kai glared at him. “This is all new to us, man, so don’t mix us in with your ‘the truth is out there’ bullshit.”

“It’s not bullshit,” Gabriel said.

Everybody looked at him.

“You’ve all had the mini history lesson from Professor Fraser. This man—”

“Nathan—” I supplied.

“Nathan is right.”

“Big of you to admit it,” said the man in question.

“But we don’t have time to talk about it right now,” Gabriel continued. “We have to get out of here, get back to Big Red. The situation is worse than we’d thought and it’s only a matter of time before the zombies either make it past the perimeter of the quarantine zone... or the government nukes us.” He turned back to Nathan. “Do you have a vehicle we can borrow?”

“You want me to turn over my only means of transportation after you out me to a horde of hungry flesh-eaters?”

Gabriel nodded. “It’d be great if you could drive, actually. By your own admission, you know the roads around here.”

“Jesus jumped-up Christ in a sidecar.” Nathan laughed, no real amusement in the sound. “I suppose you’d like to raid my weapons supply while you’re at it.”

We all looked at one another. “You got extra ammo for M4s?” Gentry asked hopefully.

“What do you think?”

Man, Nathan was the master of the non-answer.

“Come on. Gonna need help lugging shit.”

“So we get to see the gun room.” Tony nodded. “Sweet...”

Nathan rolled his eyes. “Where are those bad-ass cheerleaders when you need ‘em?”

He strode down the hall and I admit I was hot on his heels, curious as hell to see what it looked like. I had a picture in my head of Burt Gummer’s basement room in Tremors, racks and cases of guns and ammo lining the walls. My image was not far off.

The door opened on a staircase that descended into a room very much like the one I’d imagined, right down to the concrete floor and walls and what I thought was an ammo tumbler on a workbench in one corner. I wondered if Nathan had an elephant gun like the one in Tremors. He had a lot of stuff I bet California law enforcement would frown upon, although it was probably legal in Texas.

Gabriel looked around, eyebrows raised. “You do know you’re in possession of some highly illegal shit.”

“Depends on who you talk to,” said Nathan coolly. “Let’s just say I’ve earned the right to bear arms.”

“And flamethrowers?” Gabriel slapped one of two green tanks attached to a metal and canvas frame, with what looked like a high-tech gasoline hose and nozzle hooked up to it. “Military issue, no less.”

Nathan shrugged. “Anyone ever tell you it’s impolite to question a man about to loan you munitions?”

Way to evade, I thought. I kept it to myself, though, because I agreed with Nathan. He didn’t have to help us. We’d led a shitload of zombies to his front door and were asking him to risk his safety to help us get back to Big Red. I’m not usually an anarchist, but in this case I think he had the right to all the privacy he wanted. Of course, I’d be pretty red-faced if he turned out to be another Unabomber.

Mack had stayed upstairs with Kaitlyn, but the rest of the team wandered around the gun room, oohing and ahhing over weaponry the way my mom waxed enthusiastic over luxury yarns in her local knitting supply store. I bet Mom could totally take on a zombie with some of those knitting needles. Pop! Right in the ear and into the brain. That being said, I hoped she never had to try to knit one, pearl zombie.

“Okay, people, stop gawking and get your asses over here.” He pointed to one of the modular storage containers, neatly labeled “M4.” There’s your ammo.” He pointed to another drawer. “Magazines.” Then he opened a locked metal cabinet holding half a dozen M4s. Extra rifles.”

Nathan pulled a couple of firearms out of another cabinet. I have no idea what type they were, but from the looks on Gabriel’s and Gentry’s faces, I guess they were a weapons lover’s wet dream. I swear, they were both nearly drooling. “How the hell did you get K11s?” Gentry’s tone was reverent.

Nathan gave a lopsided grin by way of an answer.

I noticed a second door at the far end of the room. “Does that go outside?” I asked.

Nathan nodded. “Up to the carport. Always have another exit.”

“He’s one of those survivalists,” Tony observed.

“Pretty smart there, Captain Obvious,” I said.

Tony blew a raspberry at me.

Nathan handed out M4s and let us replenish our ammo pouches with rounds from the drawer. I felt like a pirate running my fingers through treasure as I scooped out enough rounds to stuff my pouch like a chipmunk’s cheeks full of nuts. A very greedy chipmunk. I shoved a couple of magazines into my pockets. I was, as they say, loaded for zombies. Okay, maybe they don’t say that, but I do.

“We should leave this way,” Nathan gestured towards the back exit, addressing Gabriel. “If we can get to my truck without the zombies seeing us, we stand a better chance of making it out of here.”

Gabriel frowned. “How are we going to unlock and open the front gate without whoever does it being ripped to pieces?”

“There’s another gate,” said Nathan. “I told you. Always have two exits.” He grabbed the flamethrower. “And a little extra firepower.”

Tony gazed at Nathan with an expression just short of worship and Gabriel and Gentry grinned at one another. Why did I get the feeling they were high on testosterone?

“I’ll help Mack bring Kaitlyn down.” Kai stuffed a few more rounds in his pouch and headed back up the stairs.

Nathan shut and locked the gun lockers, then turned to me. “Ashley, can you grab the first-aid kit?”

“You mean that big honkin’ mini-fridge?”

He grinned. “Yeah, that’s the one. It’s lighter than it looks.” He held up the flamethrower. “Any of you know how to use this?”

Tony reluctantly shook his head. I could see he was itching to try it out.

Gentry stepped forward. “I’ll take it.” Nathan held the tanks while Gentry slipped it on over his shoulders and fastened the canvas buckle around his waist.

“You look like a Ghostbuster,” said Tony.

I grinned as I ran back upstairs. I’d been thinking the same thing myself.

I almost ran into Mack and Kai helping Kaitlyn down the hall. She was supporting a little of her own weight now, but there was something about the tone of her skin and the tight, fragile look around her eyes that still didn’t bode well.

“They’re all over the fence,” said Kai, jerking his head towards the front window. “We’d better get out of here fast or we’re not going anywhere.”

“I’ll be right down.” As soon as the men cleared the hall and started down the stairs with Kaitlyn, I dashed to the living room and grabbed the first-aid kit. Nathan hadn’t been fooling me; it really did weigh a lot less than you’d think.

Before I went back downstairs I couldn’t resist a peek out the living room window. When I saw what was out there, I wished I’d resisted.

Zombies lined the fence, two or three decomposing bodies deep, more pushing against those in front as they reached the top of the slope. I couldn’t see anything beyond the living dead on the other side of the fence, they were packed against it so thickly. The ones in back, however, kept slipping down the steep grade and knocking back approaching zombies as well. This worked to our advantage as the sheer numbers might have very well taken down the fence by now. How the hell Nathan would get the truck past them was anyone’s guess. I assumed he had a plan, hopefully one involving things that blew up.

Letting the curtain drop, I hurried back downstairs, the first-aid kit clutched to my chest. Everyone but Gabriel and Nathan had already headed out the back door. Gabriel came forward to meet me, relief in his eyes as he put a hand on my shoulder. “You okay with that thing?”

“I’m fine,” I assured him. For just a second I lost myself in the warmth of his gaze, the knowledge he worried about me wrapping itself around me like a fuzzy blanket. I don’t know if it was possible seeing how I was wearing body armor, but I swear I felt heat from his hand pouring into my body.

Nathan cleared his throat. “If you two kids are finished with the goo-goo eyes, we need to get out of here. Here. Take this.” He tossed a full duffel bag to Gabriel, who dropped his hand from my shoulder just in time to catch it. With a curt nod at Nathan, Gabriel strode out the door.

I gave Nathan a dirty look as he slung another duffel bag over his shoulder. “Goo-goo eyes? I prefer to think of it as a seductive smolder, thank you very much.”

One side of Nathan’s mouth quirked up. “I’m sure you do. Maybe when you’re my age you’ll know the difference.”

“Or maybe I’ll live by myself with a bunch of guns and books for company,” I muttered nastily.

A pause, then, “It could happen.”

Nathan shut the door and followed me down a short cement hall to another staircase leading upwards. It led straight to a metal door, which opened into the back of the canvas carport, the exit hidden from view.

I recognized the truck in the carport as the vehicle Nathan had driven the night he’d saved me and Lil: a big-ass off-roading monster truck of a truck. Somehow I didn’t think Nathan was driving it to compensate for a small penis.

Kaitlyn was already settled in the bed of the truck near the cab, which was lined with furniture pads. Mack settled in protectively next to her. Gentry climbed in too, the better to use the flamethrower. Lil started to join them, but I put a hand on her arm and said, “How about you go in the cab and I’ll help Mack with Kaitlyn, okay?”

“You sure?” Lil’s face was strained and tired. I could tell the thought of curling up in the back of the cab appealed to her, but she didn’t want to appear weak.

“Definitely.” I caught Nathan looking at us during this exchange, what looked like a small smile of approval.

Gabriel frowned. “Ashley, you ride in the cab too.”

“Hell, no,” I said. “I got carsick the last time I rode in that thing. You ride in the cab.”

“I’m the best shot here,” Gabriel insisted. “I’m in the truck bed.”

“Fine. So Tony and Kai can ride in the cab. I’m a better shot than either of them.”

“She has a point,” said Kai.

Weapons stowed and first-aid kit stowed, we finally got everyone in the truck, with Lil and Kai in the cab back, Tony in the passenger seat, Nathan driving and the rest of us in the truck bed. I hunkered down on other side of Kaitlyn, Mack and I like two protective bookends. Gentry and Gabriel perched at the foot of the bed, looking like action figures.

“Are we ready?” Nathan started the engine without waiting for an answer. The moans of the living dead (an album title if ever I’ve heard one) increased in volume at the sound of the engine revving up. Guess they knew the sound meant food.

“How is he going to get past the crowd?” Mack looked out at the zombies and shook his head. “They’ll just swarm the truck.”

I shared his concern, but hid it by saying, “This guy is smart. I’m sure he has something up his sleeve.”

“Whatever it is, I hope it explodes,” said Mack.

And it did.