Chapter 6
The morning was crisp and fresh as Marty drove
Hank through Hamworthy, a small borough of Poole on the water, past
the Yachtsman pub and up a hill flanked by homes shoulder to
shoulder. Hank was having a yawning fit but did not let his jetlag
hamper his enthusiasm. He had not been able to get to sleep before
three a.m. and felt unusually tired when Marty woke him up at eight
with a cup of coffee. When they left at eight-thirty Kathryn and
the children were still fast asleep.
Hank was fascinated with the differences between
his country and this one, from buildings to clothing, cars, shops,
even the signposts.They passed one that indicated they were headed
toward Rockly Sands Holiday Park.
‘That the sea?’ he asked catching a glimpse of
yacht masts and an expanse of grey water between the houses.
‘The harbour,’ Marty said.‘Supposed to be the
largest natural harbour in the world, or maybe in Britain, I forget
which.’
‘That a fact?’
‘Most of it’s too shallow for big boats - too much
mud. Biggest goddamned mosquitoes you ever seen down on the south
side. New SBS recruits get to sit in the bushes the first night and
day wearin’ nothin’ but shorts and a T-shirt. Man, they get eaten’
alive. It’s the start of their hell week, like our buds.’
The road levelled out at the top of a hill. ‘These
houses are officers’ quarters.’ Marty indicated left and right like
a tour guide. ‘Those over there are for regular ranks.’
They passed a column of soldiers running along the
road.
‘Are those SBS guys?’ Hank asked.
‘No. They’re regular Marines. The camp’s mostly SB
but there’s a bunch of regulars: sailors, army, admin, cooks,
transport, stuff like that . . . SB don’t run in columns of
three.’
They reached the end of the houses and a field
large enough to fit four rugby pitches appeared on the right, the
other side of a high-security fence. Beyond the field, three
hundred yards away, was a cluster of buildings, nothing taller than
three storeys. ‘That’s the camp,’ Marty said.
Hank studied the base with interest as they drove
parallel to it.
They turned a corner towards the main gate. Two Sea
King Navy helicopters came into view, parked at the far end of the
playing fields.
Marty pulled the car to a stop at the main gate,
where an armed sentry wearing a green beret moulded to his head and
combat clothing stepped out of a cubicle in the middle of the road
to check his identity card. Hank watched another sentry the other
side of the road waiting alongside a mirror lying face-up on wheels
with lights attached in case he was needed to check beneath the
vehicle.
‘Hank? ID,’ Marty said.
‘Oh, sorry,’ Hank said as he quickly searched for
his ID. He pulled it out of his wallet and handed it to the guard,
who checked the photo then Hank’s face.
‘Get used to my ugly mug,’ Hank said with a grin.
The guard remained expressionless as he handed back the card and
signalled his partner to raise the barrier. Marty gave the guard a
wave and drove slowly into the camp and along the main road that
headed through the centre of the building complex.
They passed hangars, administration buildings and a
flag-pole in the middle of a small green where the Union Jack lay
motionless at the top. Hank looked down the side roads beyond the
buildings that lined the main road, catching glimpses of lines of
vehicles that included large jeeps camouflaged for desert with twin
heavy calibre machine-guns mounted in the back. At the end of one
road he saw several sleek, camouflage speedboats on trailers, also
with twin machine-guns mounted behind the cockpits. The road curved
to the right leaving the main hub of the camp behind and headed
towards another, smaller collection of buildings, all looking quite
new with several more under construction.
‘A few years back SB only had a small piece of this
camp. Now they damn near own all of it.’
‘Are all of SB based here?’ Hank asked.
‘Hell, no. They’re spread about the country like
hen shit. They’re always goin’ or comin’ back from
somewhere.’
‘A lotta missions?’
‘Yeah. A lotta ops I guess.’
‘What kinda ops?’
‘Well, you know how it is. They’re pretty
secretive, obviously, just like us.’
‘They don’t tell you what’s going on?’
‘Well, depends what they’re doing but you won’t
feel like an outsider,’ Marty said, trying to find the right words.
‘They’ve always made me feel at home, if you see what I
mean.’
‘So you get to know what’s going on?’ Hank asked,
not catching Marty’s attempt at subtlety.
‘It’s kinda like, well . . . I’m not officially
supposed to know everything they get involved in, but . . . well .
. . you virtually live on top of each other, and this ain’t exactly
a big organisation. I mean, like they’re about a quarter our size.
So you’re gonna hear things you probably ain’t supposed to. And
they know that. It’s kind’ve understood that whatever you hear you
keep under your hat, as they say.’
Hank nodded.
‘The boss is a pretty cool guy - Colonel Hilliard,’
Marty continued. ‘You won’t see much of him though. He spends most
of his time in London or checking out operational areas.’
‘What kinda stuff are they doing?’ Hank
asked.
‘A lotta stuff.’
‘Like what?’
Marty shrugged, reluctant to say any more.‘They go
everywhere. ’
‘Like where?’ Hank persisted.
Marty sighed.‘They flew two minis out to South
America last week, for instance.’
‘Mini-subs?’
‘One day a team’s packin’ jungle stuff, the next
another’s loadin’ up arctic gear.’
‘You get to go on any ops?’
Marty drove into a car park with a handful of cars
in it and pulled into a space. He killed the engine and remained in
the car, taking a moment to compose a reply. ‘It’s like this, Hank
. . . We’re over here to exchange knowledge with these guys and
maintain a working relationship. As far as ops are concerned we’re
only supposed to get involved in things that come under NATO or the
North Atlantic treaty - joint Anglo-US stuff, okay? Like
Afghanistan and the Gulf, for instance.’
Hank nodded.
‘If other stuff comes up, if you happen to be in
the room when it’s mentioned, you just shut the fuck up and stay in
the background.’
‘What kinda stuff?’
‘Come on, Hank.’
‘What’s the problem? You said I’m gonna hear about
it anyway. What kinda stuff?’
‘Hank.’
‘What am I, some kinda spy?’
‘There’s nothin’ in particular. I’m just
generalising here. Sometimes you run across something that ain’t
nothin’ to do with the US.’
‘You saying you get involved in these things
sometimes?’ Hank pushed, sensing there was room to dig a little
deeper.
‘I never said that.’
‘But are you saying that? Come on, Marty. I’m gonna
find out, right?’
Marty was reluctant to disclose any more detail but
Hank was not going to let him off the hook easily. ‘Okay. Yeah.
Things can happen.’
‘You get involved in ops.’
‘Yeah. It’s possible under the right circumstances
to get involved in some ops. It pretty much depends on the
situation, how you get on with the guys, the team boss especially.
But generally there’s no way. It’d be too risky if anything went
wrong.’
‘So how would you get on an op - just for
instance?’
‘Jesus, you don’t give up, do you?’
‘I’m just asking.’
Marty sighed. ‘Well, supposing you were on an
exercise with a team somewhere - the Far East for instance, and the
balloon went up.’
‘What balloon?’
‘It’s just an expression. Supposing there was a
sudden real op emergency and you just happened to be with the team
that had to respond. Maybe they can’t leave you where you are or
they can’t get you back to the UK. So they take you along.They
ain’t technically supposed to, but there isn’t much anyone can do.
You’re kinda stuck with ’em.’
Hank thought about that for a moment. ‘So . . . you
done anything like that?’
‘I’ve been on a couple of short ops.’
‘Like what?’
Marty shrugged. ‘Stuff.’
‘Come on, Marty. It ain’t like we’re on different
sides,’ Hank pleaded. ‘I’m not gonna say anything to anyone, for
Pete’s sake. It’s your job to let me know what goes on here.’
‘I went on an op to Columbia.’
‘Drugs?’
‘Yeah.’
‘But that’s joint Anglo-US ops anyway.’
‘Yeah, I guess.’
‘What I’m talking about is, you know, other stuff.
Their stuff,’ Hank persisted.
‘If I did I wouldn’t say.’ Marty was beginning to
feel uncomfortable. Hank was about to complain, but Marty cut him
off. ‘Hey, look, Hank. You gotta respect the job, okay. There’s a
trust thing going on here.’
‘What’s the big deal? So what if you went on an op
with these guys. I’m just interested, that’s all. Christ, if you
think I’m gonna blab it all over town then fine . . . ’
Marty exhaled tiredly and gave in. ‘I was on that
Sierra Leone job last year against the West End boys.’
‘No shit,’ Hank said, impressed. ‘You see any
action?’
‘I ran a couple re-supplies to the OP dive teams
sitting in the river below the enemy camp. It was interesting. We
were outnumbered about twenty to one most of the time.’
‘Were you there when the shit went down?’
‘I was on the edge of it. We bagged a couple
runners. I got to shed some lead.’
‘You bagged someone?’
A smirk grew across Marty’s face. ‘I gotta
strike.’
Hank gushed enthusiasm. ‘Damn, that’s great, man.
You fucken bagged a motherfucker.’
‘Yeah,’ Marty said, grinning.
‘That’s fucken cool,’ Hank said, momentarily lost
in a daydream, suddenly wishing he had been on the last exchange
instead of Marty.
‘It was a good op, well planned and executed. One
of the guys leapt out of the water just as the Paras and the SAS
were flying in on the choppers, ran into a hut and took out six of
’em in one go.’
‘No shit! Six?’
‘That was nothin’ compared to how many one team
waxed at the jailbreak in Afghanistan. It must be some kinda record
for an SF team.’
‘I know. I was there,’ Hank said.
‘You were there?’
‘Two days after it was all over . . . Where were
you?’
Marty looked suddenly pissed off. ‘At the friggin’
airport, picking sandflies outta my butt. Sweet FA went on down
there while the rest of the guys were running around Tora Bora
rackin’ up the rag-heads one after the other.’
They both sat in silence for a moment, depressed at
their missed opportunities.
‘Some guys get all the breaks, don’t they?’ Hank
said. ‘I always feel like I’m the one who gets left out, you know?
I’m not lucky that way. It’s like I don’t push it enough.’
Marty nodded in sympathy.‘Yeah, sometimes you’ve
gotta make it happen,’ he said as he opened his door. ‘Let’s go
take a walk about.’
‘Shit, I’d bust a gut to see some action while I
was here,’ Hank said.
Marty paused to look at him. ‘Part of it is up to
you. If they think you’re a dud they’ll leave you on the
sidelines.’
Hank flashed him a look. ‘Why would they think I
was a dud?’
‘All I’m saying is, don’t push anything on to these
guys. Let the marriage happen at its own pace. Okay? For sure
you’ll spend the first year in a training team taking selection
courses, laying on demos, giving lectures, stuff like that. Then
maybe after that they’ll put you in one of the squadrons for some
cross training.’
‘Why would they stick me in a training team for a
year?’ Hank asked, not overjoyed at the prospect.
‘It’s what everyone does. I did a year before I
joined M squadron. Training team is the best place to learn how
they operate in general. It’s cool. You’ll enjoy it.’
Hank shrugged, trying to adopt a philosophical
attitude.
‘Trust me. It’s a lotta fun,’ Marty added, then
offering him further consolation, ‘Sometimes training team is the
only team around and if an op comes along they can find themselves
suitin’ up.’
Hank nodded, looking a little more pleased about
that. ‘What are the negative things?’ he asked.
‘There’s always negative things,’ Marty said. ‘They
don’t have the same cash flow we do.They’re kinda poor compared to
us.You lose a piece of kit for instance and you’re paying for it if
you don’t have a good story. Can’t just walk into the store like
back home and say give me another.’
Hank shrugged. He could live with that.
‘Come on,’ Marty said, opening the door. ‘It’s a
good time to take a look around. A lot of the guys are away.’
As they headed across the camp Marty pointed out
various buildings: the gymnasium, swimming pool, officers’ and
seniors’ messes, the climbing towers and headquarters
complex.
‘You enjoyed your time here?’ Hank asked.
‘Yeah, pretty much. I’m lookin’ forward to getting
home though. I think Kate’s gonna miss it more than me. She was
hardly in Virginia a few months before we came here so she never
made a lotta friends. After two years she’s made a bunch of friends
here.’
Marty glanced at Hank, something on his mind.
‘Everything okay between you and Kathryn?’
Hank shrugged. ‘Yeah,’ he said.
‘I don’t mean to pry,’ Marty said.‘Moving
countries, especially with kids, can be tense.’
Hank glanced at him, wondering if he should give
Marty an explanation for the day before.‘She’ll settle in. She
doesn’t like being away from home.’
‘I only asked because it’s kinda important you
don’t have any problems on the home front. I mean, she’s as much a
part of the team as you are in a way. They hold the wives in pretty
tight here. They’re encouraged to support each other, especially
when the guys are away. If a big op goes down they haul them all
into the camp and brief them as much as they can. The guys can
sometimes be away for months without being able to call home and
what with the job being on the dodgy side . . .’
‘Dodgy?’ Hank asked.
‘Dangerous. You’ll pick up a lotta new lingo here
too. We may speak the same language but I gotta tell ya, when I
first got here I didn’t understand half the goddamned things some
of the guys said.They’ve got Scottish guys, northerners, cockneys.
And they’ve all got their own slang. For instance, if you hear
someone call out “septic”, that means you.’
‘Septic?’
‘Septic tank - Yank. Cockney rhyming slang. They
like to take the piss.’
‘Piss?’
‘Yank your chain. It’s the way they are. At first I
thought they didn’t like me.Then I noticed they did it to each
other just as much.’
Marty led Hank through a square that separated the
accommodation buildings from the main galley complex. ‘What I was
saying about Kathryn though,’ he went on, ‘she’s gotta be able to
stand on her own feet. If you go away for a couple months it ain’t
gonna be cool if she’s bangin’ on the RSM’s door asking where you
are or wanting to go home ’cos she’s unhappy.’
‘She’ll be fine. We’ve talked about it and she
knows why we’re here. She was just tired. I’m pretty sure the tough
part’s over with - that was getting her here.’
‘Hey, Marty,’ a man called out from across the
square and made his way towards the two men.
‘What’s hap’nin’, Dolesy?’ Marty called back, then
quietly aside to Hank, ‘This guy’s head of land ops training. A
good guy. He may be your first boss.’
Doles arrived and shook Marty’s hand.‘When’s your
leaving run?’ he said in a light Scottish accent.
‘Friday. You here for it?’
‘Free beer, you kidding? I’ll be there, pal,’ he
said with a grin. Doles was squat and strong with tough, chiselled
features.
‘This is Chief Munro. He’s takin’ over from me.
Colour Sergeant Doles.’
‘Pleased to meet you,’ Doles said, offering his
hand.
‘Hank,’ Hank said, shaking his hand firmly.
‘Gotta run. Catch you later, Marty. Good to meet
you, Hank. No doubt I’ll be seeing you around,’ he said as he
headed away with a wave.
‘Friendly guy,’ Hank said.
‘Yeah. Most of the guys are. I’ve gotten to know a
lot of ’em pretty well. We do the barbeque thing quite a bit, stuff
like that. Their kids play with ours - you know. Just like back
home. And going away can be pretty fun too. These guys like their
beer . . . From what I hear about you, you should get on like a
house on fire. They can party when they want to.’
‘That’s not quite so true these days,’ Hank said,
playing it down. Marty didn’t comment further.
They arrived at a large hangar at the top of the
camp. ‘This is C squadron hangar,’ Marty said. ‘They’re away at the
moment.’
He pushed open the heavy sliding door and went
inside. The cavernous space was divided into several areas. Dozens
of individual equipment storage cages lined one wall, racks of
diving suits, underwater breathing apparatus, gas bottles and
high-pressure pumps lined another. Several nine-cell parachutes
hung from the ceiling and half-a-dozen snowmobiles were parked in a
corner beside various boxes of arctic equipment, tents and
camouflage nets. Another area was home to a variety of specialised
climbing equipment: harnesses, helmets, folding ladders and ropes,
all neatly organised. Another stack of shelves contained
communication and sundry electronics devices. A flight of stairs
led up to several offices on a platform, which ran along one side
of the hangar like train carriages.
‘Upstairs are the boss and sergeant major’s office,
briefing room and ops room.’
‘You worked here?’
‘The last six months.’
‘How many of these hangars do they have?’ Hank
asked.
‘A few, all around the country.’
The main door opened. They turned to see a man walk
in carrying a heavy backpack over one shoulder and a holdall in his
other hand. It was Stratton. He ignored them as he walked to a
cage, opened it, threw his gear inside, slammed the door shut, and
headed back the way he had come.
‘Who was that?’ Hank asked.
‘He arrived a couple days ago. I don’t know
him.’
‘Man looked a little pissed.’
‘I overheard some of the guys talkin’. He just got
back from Northern Ireland. Something went wrong on an op and he
was the fall guy, something like that. It was one of those
conversations you overhear and don’t ask about.’
Hank nodded and looked around the hangar. ‘Like
ours but smaller,’ Hank said.
Marty checked his watch. ‘You like tea?’ Marty
asked. ‘Hot tea with milk and sugar?’
‘Can’t say I’ve ever tried it that way,’ Hank
said.
‘Get used to it,’ Marty said as he headed back to
the main door. ‘It’s mandatory around here. You have to drink a cup
every morning after your workout and it’s the only drink you’ll get
when you’re on the job.’ Marty led Hank outside, closed the door,
and walked across a small square towards a set of squat buildings.
‘Nine a.m. is teatime every morning in the dive team. Just about
every SB guy who’s in the camp will show up there. It’s a kind of
unofficial daily meeting place. Which reminds me. I guess I should
tell you some useful phrases you’re gonna have to get to know, such
as “the tea’s wet”.’
‘The tea’s wet.’
‘Right. That means the tea is ready.’
Hank nodded. ‘Tea’s wet,’ he said.
‘If you’re lucky you are known as a jammy bastard,
as in jam.’
‘Lucky?’
‘A jammy bastard.’
‘Jammy bastard,’ Hank repeated.
‘That’s right. A knobber is like a wanker.’
‘You’re losing me.’
‘Sorry. A wanker is a jerk.’
‘Wanker is a jerk. Gotcha.’
‘And so is knobber.’
‘Knobber, right. And wanker.’
‘Wanker and knobber, right. And a sporny-eyed
wazzack . . . ’
‘A sporny what?’
‘That’s team speak - maybe a tad advanced. Forget
that for now. Kip means sleep: get some kip - go to sleep.’
‘Kip,’ Hank said.
‘But if you’re a kipper, you’re a stinkin’
two-faced dried fish . . . ’
‘Are there many of these?’ Hank asked.
‘Hundreds.’
‘Oh, boy.’
‘You’ll get ’em,’ Marty assured Hank as he led him
into the diving equipment building and to the tea boat where a
dozen SBS operatives were already partaking in a hot cuppa.