bloodshed. Oh, that reminds me. I am going to need an archer - the best
you can find. I'm going to need one arrow in a very specific place
at a very specific time.'
'I knew she was going to kill the duke!' Asrana exclaimed
delightedly.
'No, dear,' I told her. 'I want the duke to come out of this alive.
If we kill him, all the people at Baron Torandin's party will be up
in arms tomorrow morning. The arrow's intended for somebody
else. Let's get started. This day won't last forever, and we all have
a lot to do. And don't sneak or look guilty. Keep that word "patriot"
right in front of your eyes.'
That set things in motion, but the limitations I'd imposed kept
our plot from stirring too many ripples. Regardless of their other
faults, Arends are among the world's great plotters. Asrana and
Mangaran moved quietly through the courtiers, sounding out the
crucial ones and keeping the rest in the dark. Naturally, they
extracted oaths of silence and embedded some ridiculous passwords
and recognition signals in the minds of our co-conspirators. I guess
the only objections they encountered had had to do with the haste at
which we were moving. A one-day coup didn't really fit into the
Arendish conception of how things ought to be done.
By noon, our conspiracy was fairly well established. Mangaran
subverted a few older, more substantial members of the court, and
Asrana skimmed off the cream of the young hot-heads. My own
contributions that morning were chemical in nature. The wine our
co-conspirators drank for the rest of the day wouldn't have knocked
a fly off the wall. Those most likely to remain loyal to Oldoran
drank wine that would not only have gotten the fly, but probably
the wall he perched on as well.
It was about an hour or so past noon when Mangaran's friend,
the Marquis Torandin. issued his selective invitations to 'an intimate
little soiree at my residence this evening'. Then Mangaran and
Asrana had to go back through the ranks of their cohorts to tell
them not to protest their exclusion from the festivities. At that
particular time in Vo Astur just about everything was suspended when
a good party was in the offing, and several plotters seemed torn
between the conflicting delights of a good party or a good revolution.
In the second hour past noon, I had to come up with a way to
keep the duke at home. I solved that by fortifying the wine he was
drinking as he sprawled on his throne. By the third hour, he was
comatose.
The 'Tolnedran' at his elbow began to have a few suspicions at
that point, I think, but we were moving too rapidly for him by now.
Our scheme was ridiculously simple. When you're dealing with
Arends, you should always try to avoid complexity. Every courtier
in the palace had a number of 'valets', 'grooms', 'butlers', and the
like in his entourage. Since this was Arendia, these 'servants' all
had assorted weapons concealed about their persons, and they'd
respond immediately to commands even though they didn't know
what was going on. We had plenty of manpower should we need
it, but once those who might oppose us had trooped across town
to Marquis Torandin's party, our only opposition might come from
the duke's own bodyguards, and tampering with the wine served
to them with their evening meal would neatly get them out from
underfoot. The imitation Tolnedran quite probably had a few
bullyboys at his disposal, but our superior numbers made us confident
that they wouldn't pose much of a problem. Our excuse for deposing
Oldoran would be 'his Grace's sudden illness'. There was nothing
really 'sudden' about it. Oldoran had spent years head-down in a
wine barrel to achieve his current condition.
Not long before supper, I took Asrana and Mangaran back out
into the rose garden to hammer down some last-minute details.
'Don't kill him,' I instructed them very firmly. 'Everything will fly
apart if you do. I want everybody to pull a long face when we do
this. Pretend to be concerned about Oldoran's health.' I looked at
Mangaran. 'Did you speak with the abbot?' I asked.
He nodded. 'He's got everything ready. Oldoran will have
pleasant quarters in the monastery and all the wine he can possibly drink.
The abbot will issue periodic statements about his Grace's condition
- which will probably deteriorate as time goes by.'
'Don't do anything to help that along,' I cautioned. 'Let Oldoran's
liver take him off.'
'How long's that likely to take, Polly?' Asrana asked me.
'I'd give him about another six months,' I replied. 'The whites of
his eyes are already yellow. His liver's turning to stone. He'll start
raving before long, and that's when you'll want to start taking his
supporters to see him. Let them observe his condition for
themselves.'
'Are you the one who's making his liver go bad, Polly?' Asrana
asked.
'No. He's done that all by himself.'
'Does wine really do that to people?'
'Oh, yes, dear. You might want to think about that.'
'Maybe I'd better cut back just a little bit,' she said with a slightly
'I would. It's your liver, though. Now, then, I want you two to
circulate among our "patriots". Impress upon them the fact that
we're doing this regretfully. We don't want to do it, but we have
no choice. our revolution grows out of our love for Asturia.'
'That's not entirely true, Lady Polgara,' Mangaran told me
candidly.
'Lie about it, then. Good politics are always based on lies. When
you make these speeches, always be sure there are people in the
crowd to lead the cheering. Don't leave anything to chance.'
'You're a terrible cynic, Polly,' Asrana accused.
'Possibly, but I can live with it. Pressing right along, then. After
the duke's safely tucked away in that monastery, talk with some of
the local barons. I want lots of armed men in the streets of Vo Astur
by morning. Caution the barons that I want their troops to be polite.
No looting, no murders, no fires, no incidental rapes. They'll be out
there to maintain order and nothing else. I'll decide what's
disorderly. Let's not give the opposition any excuses for
counterrevolution. Oh, one other thing. Tomorrow morning, an old man
with white hair and wearing a white robe is going to come here to
the palace. He's going to make a speech, and I want everybody here
at court - drunk or sober - to hear that speech. He's going to tell
everybody that what we've done has been done at his specific orders.
I don't think we'll have any trouble after that.'
,Who in all this world has that much authority?' Mangaran asked,
looking slightly harried.
'My father, naturally.'
,Holy Belgarath himself?' Asrana gasped.
,i wouldn't tack "holy" onto him until after you've met him, dear,'
I advised. 'And I wouldn't turn my back on him, if I were you. He
has an eye for the ladies and a little difficulty in keeping his hands
to himself.'
,Really?' she said archly. 'What an interesting idea.' Asrana, it
appeared, was worse than I thought.
'Did you find my archer, Mangaran?' I asked the earl.
'Yes, Lady Polgara,' he replied. 'His name's Lammer, and he can
thread a needle with an arrow at a hundred paces.'
'Good. I'll want to speak with him before we set things in motion.'
'Ah -' Mangaran said a bit tentatively, 'just exactly when's that
going to be, Lady Polgara?' he asked.
'When I come into the throne room this evening, my Lord. That'll
be your signal to start.'
'I'll watch for you,' he promised.
'Do that. Now, let's get to work.'
I lingered in the rose garden until they'd left. 'All right, father,' I
said, speaking to a decorative lemon tree, 'you can come down now.'
He looked just a bit foolish after he'd flown down and resumed
his real form. 'How did you know I was around?' he asked.
'Don't be tiresome, father. You know perfectly well that you can't
hide from me. I always know when you're around.' I paused. 'Well?
What do you think?'
'I think you're taking a lot of chances, and you're moving too
fast.'
'I have to move fast, father. I can't be certain just who's in that
Murgo's pocket.'
'That's exactly my point. You're hanging your whole scheme on
the two who just left, and you only met them this morning. Are
YOU sure they can be trusted?'
I treated him to one of those long-suffering sighs. 'Yes, father,' I
replied, 'I'm sure. Mangaran has a lot to gain, and he does have a
few faint tinges of patriotism lurking around his edges.'
' What about the girl? Isn't she awfully giddy?'
'That's a pose, father. Asrana's very clever, and she's got at least
as much to gain as Mangaran has.'
'I didn't exactly follow that, Pol.'
'A part of the Arendish problem is the fact that women are little
more than domestic animals here. Asrana's going to help take over
the government, and when Mangaran's elevated to the throne, she'll
be right next to the seat of power. She'll be someone to reckon
with here in Asturia after tonight. This is her only opportunity to
seize any kind of power, and she won't do anything to spoil that
chance.'
He squinted. 'Maybe,' he conceded dubiously.
'Trust me, father. Will you do it?'
'Do what?'
'Make that speech tomorrow morning?'
'Why don't you do it?'
'You remember what I just said about domestic animals? This is
Arendia, father. No Arendish man's going to listen to anybody
wearing a skirt. I've got to move on to Vo Mimbre, so I don't have time
to convince a crowd of half-drunk Asturian males that I'm not a
poodle or a common house-cat. Look at it this way, father. If you
make the speech, you get all the credit for what I've done - and
you didn't have to do any of the dirty work.'
'I'll think about it. Why do you let that silly girl call you "Polly"?
If I tried that, you'd set fire to my beard.'
'Yes, I would, so don't even think about it. Actually, I wasn't
entirely sure of Asrana's commitment until she called me "Polly".
Once she did that, I knew I had her in my pocket.'
'Could you trot that past me again?'
'She's pushing, father. Asrana always pushes. I let her get away
with it in order to keep her right where I want her.'
'I will never understand women.'
'Probably not, no. Oh, before you start composing your speech
for tomorrow, would you do me a favor?'
'More than likely. What did you need?'
'Oldoran's bodyguards are at supper right now. Do something to
their wine. I want them all to be falling-down drunk before they go
on duty.'
'I thought you didn't approve of drinking.'
'This is a special occasion, father, and special occasions allow us
to bend the rules just a little bit. I want to hold down the bloodshed
as much as possible this evening. It's important that Oldoran's
removal from his throne appear to be administrative rather than
military.'
'You're very good at this, Pol.'
'Thank you, father. Now, go to the guardroom and incapacitate
the duke's bodyguards. Then start working on your speech while I
get on with overthrowing the government.'
just after supper, a sturdy peasant with a diffident air about him
approached me. 'Lord Mangaran asked me to speak with you,
my Lady,' he said politely. 'He said you wanted to send
somebody a message. I'm supposed to deliver it for you. My name's
Lammer.'
it was a bit obscure - this was a conspiracy. after all - but I got
his point. 'Are you a good messenger?' I asked him.
'There's none better in all Asturia, my Lady. Did you want a
demonstration?o
'I'll take your word for it, Lammer. I want my message to reach
his brain at a specific moment.'
'I can manage that, my Lady.' He squinted. 'I'll be up in the
gallery on the right side of the throne-room,' he advised me. 'I'll
send the message on its way and be halfway back down the stairs
that lead up to the gallery before it even arrives in his brain.'
'Excellent fellow. I'm going to go change clothes now, and then
I'll go to the throne-room. Deliver my message as soon as I enter
the room.'
'Yes, my Lady.' He paused. 'Um -' he said, 'who? Who's
supposed to get the message, I mean?
I told him and a flicker of a smile touched his lips. Then I went
to Asrana's set of rooms to change. I used the gown I'd worn at
beldaran's wedding. It was striking enough to get everyone's
attention, certainly, and I was very familiar with it, since I'd watched
Arell put in every stitch.
No, of course I hadn't carried it to Arendia with me. It was still
hanging in my wardrobe back in father's tower. I do have certain
advantages, after all.
Asrana came in just as I was touching up my hair. 'My goodness,
Polly!' she said. 'What a stupendous gown! But isn't it just a trifle
daring?'
'It's intended to be, Asrana,' I told her. 'All manner of things are
going to happen when I walk into the throne-room, and I want to
be certain that everybody notices me.'
'Oh, you can be sure that they will, Polly. It might disrupt the
Plan, though. Everybody'll be so busy looking at you that they'll
forget to overthrow the government.'
'Something's going to happen that'll remind them, dear,' I assured
her. 'Now go get Mangaran for me. Send him here and then go to
the throne-room. Circulate around and tell our people to get
ready. Things are going to happen rather quickly once I enter the
room.'
'Could you be a little more specific?'
'No, I don't think so. I want to surprise everybody. Don't you
like surprises?'
'Not when I'm in the middle of a plot, I don't.' She looked at the
sideboard where several decanters stood.
'No!' I told her quite firmly. 'Don't even think about it! I want
your head on straight tonight.'
'My nerves are strung a little tight, Polly.'
'Good. I want them to be. Don't dull your edge, Asrana. Now
scoot.'
She left, and Mangaran rapped on the door a few moments later.
'You wanted to see me, my Lady?'
'Yes. Come in and close the door.'
He did that.
'Go directly to the throne-room from here, my Lord,' I instructed.
'Ease your way through the crowd until you're about five feet from
the throne. Oldoran is there, isn't he?'
He nodded. 'He sort of regained consciousness after supper, and
his servants helped him to the throne. His eyes are open, but I doubt
that very much is registering on his brain.'
'Good. As soon as I enter the throne-room, something rather
startling is going to happen. I'll shout some instructions, and you'll
follow them. We'll hustle the duke out of the throne-room. It'll look
as if it's for his protection, but it's really an excuse to get him on
his way to that monastery. I'll come into the room where you take
him and give him a quick medical examination, and then we'll come
out to make the announcement that he's going into seclusion "for
reasons of health". You'll be taking over the government at that
point. Try to sound regretful about it.'
'Exactly what is going to happen, Lady Polgara?'
'You don't need to know that, my Lord. I want your reactions to
be very genuine. If I surprise you, they will be. I'll be giving you
instructions, so just follow them. Under the circumstances, they'll
be completely rational, so nobody's going to question you. Now go
to the throne-room. I'll be along in just a few moments, and that's
when things will start.'
I want you all to notice that I was very carefully keeping a great
many details to myself. Arends have a tendency to want to be
helpful, and I didn't want anybody stepping in to lend a hand at exactly
the wrong moment.
I paused for a long moment before leaving Asrana's apartment,
gathering a kind of calmness about me. There were a number of
things I had to do in almost the same instant that Lammer's message
reached its mark. Very few in the throne-room were actually privy
to our little scheme, and I was going to have to channel everyone
else's thinking in a specific direction. I wasn't going to leave any
openings for speculation. I wanted them all to interpret the event
that was about to take place in one specific way.
Then I drew in a deep breath and went out into the corridor that
led to the throne-room.
I paused in the shadowy doorway to the great hall to make certain
that everyone was in place. Mangaran was near the left side of the
throne. Oldoran, his eyes unfocused, sat in his accustomed place.
The Murgo in the yellow Tolnedran mantle stood at the befuddled
duke's right elbow with a slightly bored expression on his face. His
eyes. however, were moving constantly. I couldn't see Lammer up
in that shadowy gallery, but I wasn't really supposed to. I sent out
a quick, searching thought, and then I relaxed. Lammer was where
he was supposed to be. The giddy Asrana was not far from the
throne, and she absolutely sparkled. The tension of the moment had
made her even more vivacious than usual.
Everything was in its proper place. We were ready.
I stepped into the doorway and paused, looking directly at the
fellow in the Tolnedran mantle at the duke's side. Krachack had
known me the instant he'd laid eyes on me, and I was hoping that
this Murgo would as well.
Then, while his eyes were still starting out of their sockets, I went
on into the plain view of everybody in the room. My gown had
been designed to attract attention, and it still worked. Heads
swivelled. People broke off what they were saying in mid-sentence to
stare at me. Lammer's bow-string twanged.
The steel-tipped arrow made a crunching sound as it drove
directly into the Murgo's forehead. The distance wasn't really that
great, and Lammer's bow had strong limbs. The arrow plunged
through the Murgo's brain, and it protruded a foot or more
Out behind his head. He did look just a bit peculiar with the
feathered fletching of the arrow decorating his forehead. His
body stiffened as he jerked into an erect position.
'Assassin!' I shouted, augmenting my voice so that the sentries on
the city wall probably heard me. 'Get the duke to safety!'
And that's how I overthrew the government of Asturia. One arrow,
one shout, and it was done. The good ones are always simple.
Even as that pseudo Tolnedran slowly toppled backward, Mangaran
was moving. 'To the duke!' he bellowed. 'Shield him with your
bodies!'
At first the startled courtiers hung back. There was always the
possibility of more arrows. and very few in the room were that fond
of Oldoran. But Mangaran had already hurled his own body on that
of the confused duke, and others rushed forward to join him. Other
courtiers were drawing their swords and looking around for
somebody to stab.
Asrana was screaming in a masterful imitation of hysteria.
I moved quickly around the outskirts of the crowd to the door
behind the throne. 'This way, my Lord Mangaran!' I shouted. 'Bring
the duke! The rest of you, guard this door! There's treason afoot!' I
wanted to nail that down.
Then I cast a hideous illusion directly in front of the stupefied
Oldoran's bleary eyes, and he was the only one who could see it.
He began to scream and gibber in absolute terror, even as several
courtiers picked him up bodily and followed Earl Mangaran to the
doorway where I stood. I intensified the illusion before the duke's
eyes, and his screaming grew even louder as he struggled to free
himself. I definitely wanted that screaming to continue.
'Should I make the announcement?' Mangaran muttered to me
as he led the little cluster of men carrying the duke through the
door.
'Not yet,' I replied quietly. 'Let him scream for a while. I'll be
along in a few moments to examine him.' I let them on through the
doorway and then firmly shut the door and set my back against it.
'Find that assassin!' I commanded. 'Hunt him down!'
That gave everyone who wasn't busy guarding the door
something to do. A quick search with my mind had revealed the fact
that Lammer had already left the palace grounds and was sitting
in a tavern several streets away. The searchers did find his bow and
a quiver of arrows up in the gallery, however. Lammer, I noted,
was a thoroughgoing professional.
Not everyone in the throne-room joined in that disorganized search
for the mysterious bowman, though. About a half-dozen
distraughtlooking Asturian nobles were gathered around the dead Murgo'S
body. Some of them were even wringing their hands, and one was
openly weeping. I caught Asrana's eye and crooked one finger at
her.
She came to me immediately. 'Yes, Polly?' she said.
,Wipe that silly grin off your face, Asrana,' I told her, and I didn't
say it out loud.
'How are you -? ' she started.
,Hush! Listen, don't talk. Fix the names of those men around the body
by the throne firmly in your mind. Those are the ones we'll have to watch
out for.' Then I spoke aloud to her - just loud enough to be heard
by the courtiers guarding the door. 'Calm yourself, dear,' I told her.
'The duke's safe, and the Earl Mangaran's with him.'
'Did he get hurt?' she asked, wincing as Oldoran gave vent to a
particularly piercing shriek.
'He's distraught, Asrana. The shock of this attempt on his life has
unsettled him just a bit, I think. Here. Take my place. If anyone tries
to rush this door, give up your life to hold them off.'
She lifted her chin and assumed a heroic pose. 'I will!' she declared.
'They'll have to rip me to pieces and spill out all my blood. They
will not pass!'
'Brave girl,' I murmured. Then I opened the door and went into
the small antechamber where the duke was busy having hysterics.
I drew Mangaran off to one side. 'All right, my Lord,' I murmured
softly to him. 'Part one is over. Now it's time to move on to part
two.'
'Do you have any other surprises up your sleeve, Polgara?' he
murmured in reply. 'I almost lost my grip when that Murgo's
forehead sprouted feathers.'
'I rather thought you might like it. I'm going to examine the duke,
and my diagnosis is going to be that he's temporarily lost control
of his senses.'
'Temporarily?'
'That's an interim diagnosis, Mangaran. It'll serve as an excuse
for us to transport him to the monastery. We'll pull long faces and
talk about lingering after effects later. You're going to have to
identify me when you make your announcement, my Lord. Introduce
me, and I'll advise the courtiers of my findings. My name's known
Well enough that nobody's going to argue with me. I'll tell them
that the duke needs a safe place for his recovery, and then you
suggest the monastery. It's a logical place - peace, quiet, security,
and lots of monks around to see to his needs. We'd better get on
with this, Earl Mangaran. I want him inside that monastery before
I pretended to think about it. 'It might serve our purposes.' I didn't
want to sound too enthusiastic.
'And who will assume his Grace's duties during his recovery?'
one of our 'patriots' demanded.
Asrana stepped forward. 'I'm just a silly woman,' she said, 'but
it seems to me that someone already has. Earl Mangaran seems
to have everything under control. Since he's volunteered, why
don't we let him take care of things during the duke's temporary
incapacity?'
'Yes,' an elderly noble, also one of our cohorts, agreed. 'Mangaran
will do nicely, I think. The Privy Council may want to discuss the
matter, but in the interim, I'd suggest that the earl should continue
to make decisions. We do have the Wacites on our eastern frontier,
after all, so we don't want any signs of division or weakness to
encourage them to attack.'
Mangaran sighed. 'If it is the will of the court -'He even managed
to sound reluctant.
The still gibbering duke was hustled into a carriage for his triv
to the monastery an hour or so before the party at the Marquis
Torandin's house broke up. We left the Murgo's body where it had
fallen to help persuade the returning party-goers that there really
had been an assassination attempt, and with only a few exceptions
the courtiers all agreed that Mangaran should continue to stand in
Oldoran's stead.
It was almost dawn by the time I fell into bed to snatch a couple
of hours sleep.
'Interstitial conjunctive morbialis?' father's voice asked mildly.
'What's that, Pol?'
'It's very rare, father.'
'It must be. I don't think I've ever heard of it before.'
'Probably not. This is the first case I've ever seen. Go away, Old Man.
Let me get some sleep. I'll call you when it's time for you to make your
speech.'
Our coup had gone off quite smoothly. Such opposition as there
was had been thrown into total disarray by the speed at which we
had moved, and the sudden appearance in the throne-room of the
legendary Belgarath the Sorcerer about mid-morning of the day
following our little coup more or less set our arrangements in stone.
Father, always a performer, strode into the throne room garbed in
an almost incandescent white robe. He carried a staff, which the
gullible Asturians assumed could be used to fell vast forests, blow
the tops off mountains, and turn whole generations into regiments
of toads. Father, quite naturally, took all the credit, and then he
strongly suggested that it was his decision that Earl Mangaran
assume the reins of the government.
The dead Murgo who'd subverted Duke Oldoran was buried with
Lammer's arrow still stuck through his head, and since most of his
underlings were Angaraks incapable of making decisions on their
own, they had to wait for new instructions from Rak Cthol. Ctuchik
had been getting all sorts of bad news lately, and I had every
intention of going on to Vo Mimbre to send him some more.
Father, Mangaran, Asrana and I gathered in Asrana's apartments
after everything had been nailed down to discuss our options at
this point. 'My father might not agree with me,' I told them, 'but I
think our next step should be some peace overtures to Kathandrion
of Vo Wacune. Let's shut down this silly war.' I looked at father.
'Any objections?' I asked him.
'This is your party, Pol,' he said, shrugging. 'Do it any way you
like.'
'I'd more or less intended to, father.' I cocked an eyebrow at
Asrana and Mangaran. 'I'm going on to Vo Mimbre,' I advised them.
'Try not to get creative while I'm gone. Watch Oldoran's relatives
and those half-dozen or so courtiers who were so upset by the
sudden passing of the fellow in the Tolnedran mantle. There are
probably other Murgos lurking about, though, and I think they'll
also pose as Tolnedrans when they start showing up at court. I think
the best way to deal with them would be to lean heavily on that
"interim" business. Theoretically, you're just filling in for Oldoran
until he regains his health, my Lord Mangaran. Pretend that you
don't have the authority to sign treaties or agree to more informal
arrangements. Tell them that they'll have to wait until the duke
recovers. That should stall anything new for about half a year.
Ctuchik's plan has a definite time-table, I think, and an enforced
six-month delay should seriously disrupt it. The Dagashi will have to
Just mark time, but I won't. I'll be able to stop things at Vo Mimbre,
and they won't be able to do a thing about it.'
'Did you teach her how to be so devious, Holy
Belgarath?'Mangaran asked my father.
'No,' father replied. 'It seems to be a natural talent. I'm terribly
proud of her, though.'
'An actual compliment, father?' I said. 'I think I'll faint.'
Asrana had been eyeing my father with a speculative look.
'That's a terrible mistake, dear,' I told her. 'You don't really want
to get involved with him.'
'I can take care of myself, Polly,' she said, her eyes still on my
father.
'Oh dear,' I said. Then I threw up my hands and left for Vo
Mimbre.
*CHAPTER 15
My father suggested that I stop at Vo Mandor to talk with the
current baron on my way south, so Lady and I went down across
the vast, deforested plain of the Mimbrate duchy. Even then that
landscape was depressingly dotted with the ruins of towns, villages,
and isolated castles. I'm sure that Asturia and Wacune were littered
with the souvenirs of idiocies past as well, but those old wounds
moldered discreetly in the forests which covered the two northern
duchies. In Mimbre the grey stone ghosts of castles and the like
were always painfully visible and were thus a constant reminder of
the sorry history of Arendia. There are those who pass through the
plains of Mimbre who find the ruins picturesque and romantic, but
that's usually long after the smoke and stench have been blown
away and the seasons have washed off the blood.
There wasn't much danger that Mandorallen's ancestral home
would ever be part of the nameless ruins of the tides of civil war.
VO Mandor was probably what they had in mind when they coined
the word 'unassailable'. It stood atop a rocky knoll, and in the
process of construction the builders had hacked away the sides of
that knoll to obtain the necessary building stones. The end result
was a fortress situated atop a jutting peak with sheer sides hundreds
of feet high that defied assault - not that it hadn't been tried a few
times, Arends being what they are and all.
As I thought about it, I reached the conclusion that the site of their
Place of origin may have played a significant role in the formation of
the character of that long, unbroken line of the Barons of Vo Mandor.
If You grow up with the conviction that no one can possibly hurt
You, it tends to make you just a bit rash.
The town of Vo Mandor surrounded the baron's walled keep, and
the town itself was also walled. It was approached by a long, steep
causeway that was frequently interrupted by drawbridges designed
to impede access. All in all, Vo Mandor was one of the bleaker
places on earth.
The view from the top was magnificent, though.
Mandorin, the then-current baron, was a blocky widower in his
mid-forties. He had massive shoulders, silver-shot dark hair, and a
beautifully manicured beard. His manners were exquisite. When he
bowed, the act was a work of art, and his speech was so sprinkled
with interjected compliments that it often took him about a quarter
of an hour to wend his way through a sentence.
I liked him, though. Isn't that odd? Perhaps it's a character defect.
Good manners are such a rarity that I'll endure excessive language
and all sorts of bowing and scraping just to avoid the casual incivility
so common in most of the rest of the world.
'My Lady Polgara,' the maroon-clad baron greeted me in the
courtyard of his grim fortress, 'the walls of my poor house do
tremble as the very leaves at the presence of the paramount lady in
all this world within their confines - e'en as the mountains
themselves must be seized by convulsive ague as the sense of thy passage
doth strike them into their very vitals.'
'Nicely put, my Lord,' I congratulated him. 'Gladly would I linger
in this happy place to hear more of thine exquisite speech, but
necessity, that cruelest of masters, doth compel me to unseemly
even discourteous - haste.' I've read my share of Arendish epics,
and if Baron Mandorin thought he could outtalk me, he was greatly
mistaken. I've learned over the years that the best way to deal with
Arends is to talk them into insensibility. The only problem with that
is that they're as patient as stones, so it takes a while.
Eventually Baron Mandorin escorted me to his private study,
a book-lined room carpeted and draped in blue high in the east
tower of his castle, and we got down to business - after he'd
fetched me a cushion to support my back in the already padded
chair he offered me, set a plate of sweetmeats close at hand on
the polished, dark wood table, sent for a pot of tea, and placed
a footstool close by - just on the off chance that my feet might
be tired.
'Knowest thou my father, my Lord?' I asked.
'Holy Belgarath?' he replied. 'Intimately, my Lady - which doth
raise the question whether any person in all this world could
possibly know so towering an individual.'
'I do, my Lord, and father doesn't always tower. Sometimes he
stoops, but we digress. It hath come to mine attention - and to my
father's - that there is discord in Arendia.'
Mandorin made a rueful face. 'That, dear Lady, is the most cursory
description of several eons of Arendish history it hath ever been my
sad pleasure to hear. For 'certes, discord lieth at the very soul of
Arendish existence.'
'Yes, I've noticed that. In this particular situation, however, the
discord hath its origins outside the boundaries of this most unhappy
of realms. Wacune was rent by dissention, and Asturia hath but
recently enjoyed the overturn of its government.'
'Thou speakest as if these events had already passed into the
pages of history, my Lady.'
'Yes, my Lord, they did.'
'I do surmise that it was thy hand which stilled the waves of
contention in the northern duchies.'
'I had some part in it, yes,' I admitted modestly. 'I exposed the
identity of an outside agitator to Duke Kathandrion of Wacune and
then proceeded on to Vo Astur and overthrew the government of
the incompetent Duke Oldoran. Now I've come to Mimbre.'
'I do sense a certain ominous tone in that particular
pronouncement, my Lady.'
'Set thy fears to rest, Baron Mandorin. Thine heart is pure, and
thou hast nothing to fear from me. I doubt that I shall have occasion
to turn thee into a toad nor stand thee on empty air some miles
above us.'
He smiled and inclined his head slightly. 'Prithee, my Lady,' he
said, 'when we have leisure, might I beg instruction in the fine art
of extravagant speech from thee?'
'You're doing fine already, Mandorin,' I told him in ordinary
language. 'You don't need any lessons. To work, then. In both
Wacune and Asturia, there were men who seemed to be Tolnedran,
but were not. They proposed to Kathandrion and separately to
Oldoran an alliance with Ran Vordue, dangling the undisputed crown
Of Arendia before their eyes as a prize for acceptance. Doth this
perchance resonate in any way within thy recent memory?'
I didn't really need to ask, since his face had gone pale and his
eyes were very wide.
'It has a familiar ring to it, I gather?'
'Indeed, my Lady. A similar proposal hath been broached to our
own Duke Corrolin.'
'I'd rather thought it might have been. Art thou, perchance, within
the circle of Duke Corrolin's immediate advisors?'
'I do sit on the Privy Council,' he admitted, 'and I must confess
that I was sore-tempted by this fortuitous offer of alliance with the
mighty Tolnedran empire.'
'I think I'll need some details, Baron Mandorin. Before I can unseat
an opponent, I need to know which horse he's riding.'
He pondered that, evidently reassessing certain events which had
recently taken place in Vo Mimbre. 'Some months ago a Tolnedran
diplomat did, in fact, arrive in the golden city with a proposal '
which he assured Duke Corrolin did come directly from the Imperial
throne. His credentials did appear immaculate.'
'Did the Tolnedran ambassador to the court at Vo Mimbre
recognize him, my Lord?'
'The current ambassador from Tol Honeth had fallen ill a month
perhaps 'ere Kadon, the emissary in question, did enter the gates
of Vo Mimbre. The illness is obscure, and it doth baffle the finest
physicians in all of Mimbre. I do fear me that his Excellency's days
are numbered.'
'Most convenient, my Lord. Coincidence, though rampant in this
troubled world, doth sometimes require some small nudge from
human agency to flower.'
'Poison?' he gasped, catching my meaning.
'Quite possibly, my lord. I fear me that certain Nyissan
compounds are entering the politics of the other western kingdoms.
Prithee, expound unto me the details of the proposal carried to Vo
Mimbre by the emissary Kadon.'
'It doth bear a characteristic Tolnedran stamp, my Lady Polgara,
for 'certes, as all the world doth know, the Tolnedran mind is a
masterpiece of complexity and devious motivation. In short, though
it doth wound me sorely to offend thy delicate sensibilities by such
brutal brevity, I shall speak unto thee in unadorned terms.'
'I'd appreciate that, Lord Mandorin.'
Aren't you proud of me? I didn't once scream at him while he was
exploring the outer limits of his vocabulary.
'As thou art well aware, having but recently come from the northern
duchies, great antagonism did exist between Duke Kathandrion of
Wacune and the now deposed Duke Oldoran of Asturia, and the
Wacites do poise themselves on the Asturian border, bent on nothing
less than the obliteration of their cousins to the west. Kadon
suggested to our beloved Duke Corrolin that this contention in the
north might prove to be an opportunity too golden to be permitted
to escape, and he offered the aid of the legions in grasping this
prize.'
'How, my lord? What exactly were the legions supposed to do?'
'granted safe passage by his Grace Corrolin, forty legions are to
march north and poise themselves in northern-most Mimbre. When
Duke Kathandrion's forces do march into Asturia and encircle Vo
Astur, the legions will move to fortify the border between Wacune
and Asturia. E'en as the legions march, the forces of Duke Corrolin
will cross over into the foothills of Ulgoland, move north, and take
up positions along Wacune's eastern frontier. When Kathandrion's
forces begin their assault on Vo Astur, the Mimbrate army will
invade Wacune from the east. By virtue of the legions lining the
border between the two northern duchies, Kathandrion will be
unable to rush home to defend his homeland. Vo Wacune will fall,
and Kathandrion and Oldoran are to be permitted to fight a war of
mutual extinction in the forests of Asturia. Then, when but few
tattered remnants of the armies of Wacune and Asturia do remain,
Duke Corrolin, with the aid of the legions, is to sweep both
Kathandrion and Oldoran into the dust-bin of history, and all of Arendia
will swear fealty to Corrolin, and he will become our undisputed
king.' Mandorin, caught up in spite of himself, delivered this last
in ringing tones of exaltation.
'And you and your duke actually believed this absurdity?' I asked,
hoping to dash some cold water into the face of this enthusiast.
'I am well-versed in the arts of war, Lady Polgara,' he said in
slightly injured tones. 'I found no fault nor flaw in this strategy.'
I sighed. 'Oh dear,' I murmured, covering my eyes theatrically
with one hand. 'Lord Mandorin,' I said to him, 'think for a moment.
Northern Arendia is one vast forest. Kathandrion and Oldoran
would not meet Corrolin or the legions - in pitched battle. They
would simply melt into the trees. Northern Arends are born with
longbows in their hands. The armored knights of Mimbre and the
stately ranks of the Tolnedran legions would melt like snow in the
spring in sudden rain-squalls of yard-long arrows. There's a man
named Lammer in Vo Astur who can thread a needle with an arrow
at two hundred paces. Neither the Mimbrates nor the legions would
ever have seen the men who killed them. Armor is decorative, but
it won't stop an arrow.'
'A most unseemly way to make war,' he complained.
'There's nothing seemly nor polite about war, Baron,' I told him.
'Is it polite to pour boiling pitch on visitors? Is it seemly to bash
people's heads in with maces? Is it courteous to run a twenty-foot
lance through the body of someone who disagrees with you? But
we can discuss courtesy in all its divine intricacies later. Ran Vordue
is a Tolnedran. He will not do anything without getting paid for it.
To put it in its bluntest terms, what's in it for him?'
The baron's face grew troubled. 'I would die ere offending thee
my Lady,' he said, 'but the attachment of thy father to the Alorns
is widely known, and thine own sojourn on the Isle of the Winds
is legendary. The alliance which Ran Vordue hath proposed is but
an initial step in his grand design, the intent of which is the
destruction of the alorns.'
'And that idea seemed like a good one to Corrolin?' I asked
incredulously. 'Doth his Grace perchance have an extra hole in his
head? It seemeth me that his brains are leaking out. The Alorns, as
all the world doth know, have their faults, but no sane man chooses
to make war upon them. Hath this supposed Tolnedran, Kadon,
seen fit to advise the Privy Council in Vo Mimbre of a grand strategy
whereby Arendia and Tolnedra can hope to survive a confrontation
with those howling savages of the far north?'
His face went a trifle stiff. 'We are Arends, my Lady,' he told me
a bit coldly, 'and are not without our own skills - and our own
bravery. Moreover, the Tolnedran legions are the most
highly-trained soldiers in all the world.'
'I am not disparaging thy bravery nor thy skill at arms, my Lord,
but an average alorn doth stand some seven feet tall and is given
a sword to play with whilst still in his cradle. Moreover, by ties of
blood and religion, the Alorns think and move as one. Though
Tolnedra might wish it otherwise, Aloria doth still exist, stretc
from Car og Nadrak to the Isle of the Winds. An attack upon Aloria
is, it seemeth me, tantamount to suicide.' I probably went a bit
too far there. Arends do have their pride, after all. 'I'm sorry,
Mandorin,' I apologized. 'The rashness of the proposal startled me, that's
all.' I considered the situation. 'Prithee, my Lord,' I said, 'did his
Grace actually contemplate this action with nothing more than the
unsupported declarations of Kadon to guide him?'
'Nay, my Lady. Simple observation lent weight to Kadon's
proposal. I do assure thee that Tolnedran legions are even now massing
on the southern bank of the River Arend, doubtless preparing for
the long march to the point at which the boundaries of the three
duchies do converge. Moreover, a Tolnedran general hath also come
to Vo Mimbre to confer with the commanders of our forces.'
That truly troubled me. If Ctuchik were also subverting Tolnedra,
I had a real problem on my hands. 'We can discuss this further as
we travel the road to Vo Mimbre, my Lord,' I told Mandorin. 'It
doth appear that what transpires in the golden city hath far greater
complexity than what I encountered to the north.' I paused again.
,I think that it might not be wise for my name to start echoing
through the halls of the ducal palace upon our arrival. I suppose
you'd better adopt me, Mandorin.'
He blinked.
'Thou art a Mimbrate Arend, my Lord,' I reminded him. 'Though
it is entirely possible that thou couldst singlehandedly assail a
fortress, an outright lie is quite beyond thy capabilities. Let us therefore
seek out a priest of Chaldan to perform the necessary ceremonies.
I will become thy niece, Countess Polina, the flower of an obscure
branch of thy family. Thus may I, all unnoticed, seek out the truth
in this matter.'
His expression grew slightly pained. 'That is a flimsy basis for
deliberate falsehood, my Lady,' he objected.
'Common purpose doth unite us, my Lord, and thine intimate
acquaintanceship with mine aged father doth make us e'en as
brother and sister. Let us formalize our happy kinship, then, so that
we may in joyous union proceed toward the accomplishment of our
goal.'
'Have thy studies perchance taken thee into the murky realms of
law and jurisprudence, Lady Polgara?' he asked me with a faint
smile, 'for thy speech doth have a legalistic flavor to it.'
'Why, uncle Mandorin,' I said, 'what a thing to suggest.'
The ceremony was a charade, of course, but it satisfied Mandorin's
need for a semblance, at least, of veracity at such time as he'd be
obliged to announce our kinship. We went down to the ornate chapel
in the baron's castle as soon as we had changed clothes. Mandorin
wore black velvet, and, on an impish sort of whim, I conjured myself
up a white satin gown. On the surface, at least, this 'adoption' very
closely resembled a wedding.
I've never understood the Arendish religion, and believe me, I've
spent a lot of time in Arendia. Chaldan, Bull-God of the Arends,
seems to have a fixation on some obscure concept of honor that
requires his adherents to slaughter each other on the slightest
pretext. The only love an Arend seems really capable of displaying is
directed toward his own sense of self-esteem, which he cuddles to
his bosom like a beloved puppy. The priest of Chaldan who
formalized my kinship with Baron Mandorin was a stern-faced man
in an ornate red robe that managed to convey a sense of being
somehow armored, but maybe that was only my imagination. He
preached a war-like little sermon, urging Mandorin to carve up
anybody offering me the slightest impertinence. Then he ordered
me to live out my life in total, unreasoning obedience to my guardian
and protector.
The fellow obviously didn't know me.
And when the ceremony was over, I was a full-fledged member
of the House of Mandor.
You didn't know that we were related, did you, Mandorallen?
Given the response of the Dagashi I'd encountered in Wacune and
Asturia, I knew that I was going to have to do something' about
the white lock in my hair if I wanted to maintain any kind of
anonymity in Vo Mimbre. I knew that dye, the simplest solution,
wouldn't work. I'd tried that in the past and found that dye simply
wouldn't adhere to the lock. After a bit of thought, I simply designed
a coiffure that involved white satin ribbons artfully included in an
elaborately braided arrangement that swept back from my face to
stream freely down my back. The more I looked at the results in
my mirror, the more I liked it. I've used it on several occasions since
then, and it's never failed to attract attention - and compliments.
Isn't it odd how an act born out of necessity often produces
unexpected benefits? The style was so inherently attractive that I won't
demean it by calling it a disguise. Then, once that identifying
lock had been concealed, Baron Mandorin and I, ostentatiously
accompanied by twenty or so armored knights, went to Vo
Mimbre.
A great deal of nonsense has been written about Vo Mimbre. but
say what you will, it is impressive. The terrain upon which that
fortress city stands is not spectacularly defensible. It's no Rak Cthol
or Riva by any stretch of the imagination, but then, neither is Mal
Zeth in Mallorea. The builders of Vo Mimbre and Mal Zeth had
obviously reached a similar conclusion that, put in its simplest terms,
goes something like this: 'If you don't have a mountain handy, build
one.'
Mandorin and I - and our clanking escort - entered Vo Mimbre
and rode directly to the ducal palace. We were immediately
admitted and escorted directly to Duke Corrolin's throne-room. I cannot
for the life of me remember exactly why, but I once again wore that
white satin gown, and I entered that great hall that was decorated
with old banners and antique weapons with a faintly bridal aura
hovering about me. It was probably a bad idea, since I wanted to
be as unobtrusive as possible, but I'm constitutionally incapable of
blending in with the wallpaper or furniture.
Baron Mandorin introduced me, and, since he was Mimbrate to
the core, rather incidentally noted that he would do vast violence
to any man offering me the slightest impertinence. After I'd curtsied
to Duke Corrolin, delivered myself of an appropriately girlish and
empty-headed greeting, I was gathered up by the ladies of the court
and whisked away while the menfolk got down to business. I did
have time to note the presence of a dozen or so men wearing
Tolnedran mantles in the crowd before I left, however, and when I sent
out a probing thought from the middle of that gaily-dressed throng
of young Mimbrate noblewomen who were rushing me away, I
caught the now familiar dull black tinge that identified Murgos
or Dagashi - and I also sensed some red auras. Evidently, Kadon
had raided Ctuchik's treasury for enough gold to buy up several real
Tolnedrans. What troubled me the most, however, was a momentary
flicker of glossy black. There was Grolim somewhere in the crowd
and that in itself was an indication that what had happened in Vo
Wacune and Vo Astur had been peripheral. The core of Ctuchik's
plot was here in Vo Mimbre.
It pains me to say it about my own gender, but young women,
particularly young noblewomen, are a silly lot, and their
conversation is top-full of empty-headed frivolity - mostly having to do
with decorating themselves in such ways as to attract attention. I
take a certain amount of comfort in the fact that young men aren't
much better. From a clinical point of view, the condition has a
chemical basis, but I don't know that discussing it at length right
here would serve any useful purpose.
The white satin ribbons braided in my hair drew many
compliments - and not a few imitations later - and the style made me
appear younger, so the gaggle of giggling girls assumed that I shared
their views on life, and they'd graciously 'rescued' me from tiresome
discussions of such boring topics as the onset of general war and
the mass extermination of virtually everyone on the western side of
the Eastern Escarpment. I was thus treated to a fascinating afternoon
of intense speculation about the impact of hen-dines and hair-styles
on the world situation.
Although Baron Mandorin - dare I say, uncle Mandy? - had been
alerted to what was really happening and could report the details
Of discussions from which my gender and apparent age excluded
me, there would be things happening of which he would not be
aware. I needed to be present at those discussions, and, now that
I'd been brought up to date on current fashions, I felt that it was
time to move on. I 'just happened' to come down with a very bad
case of sick headache the next morning and shooed my playmates
out of my rooms. Then I went to the window and 'went sparrow,,
to use my father's rather succinct characterization of the process.
It was still summer, so the windows of Corrolin's palace were all
open, and that gave me all the opportunity I needed to eavesdrop
on the discussions of the Privy Council. I settled on the window-sill,
chirped a couple of times to let everyone know that I was only a
bird, and then cocked my head to listen.
Duke Corrolin was speaking to a squinty-eyed, swarthy fellow in
a pale blue Tolnedran mantle. 'I must advise thee, worthy Kador,
that word hath but recently arrived from the northern duchies which
doth advise us that Duke Oldoran hath fallen gravely ill by reason
of some obscure malady. The governance of Asturia hath been
placed in the hands of an aged earl yclept Mangaran.'
'Yes,' Kador replied, 'my own sources have confirmed this as well,
your Grace. The initiative in the north, however, lies in the hands
of Duke Kathandrion, and I've heard nothing to indicate that he's
changed his mind about invading Asturia. It doesn't really matter
who holds power in Vo Astur, since our plan hinges almost entirely
on what's taking place in Vo Wacune.'
The thought I sent out was so light as to be virtually unnoticed,
and the color which responded to it was dull black. Kador was not
the Grolim. That startled me more than a little, and it troubled me
even more. If I started probing every mind in that room, the Grolim,
whoever he was, would eventually sense that someone was looking
for him.
Then a rather ordinary-looking Tolnedran - a servant, judging by
his clothing - came forward and murmured something to Kador.
'Ah,' Kador said. 'Thank you.' Then he turned back to the duke
but not before a momentary flicker of hard, glossy black ever so
briefly touched my awareness. I'd found my Grolim, but I couldn't
quite fathom out exactly why he'd chosen to remain in the
background. From what father and my uncles had told me about the
Angaraks, it was decidedly uncrolimish for a priest of the
DragonGod to assume the guise of a servant.
'My Lord,' Kador was saying to Corrolin, 'all is proceeding
according to our plan. the remainder of the legions will be in place before
the week is out. If I might be so bold as to suggest it, might this
not be a good time for your knights to begin their journey toward
the Ulgo frontier? The general in command of the legions will order
his troops north as soon as his force is fully assembled. Your
mounted men will move more rapidly, of course, but they have
much farther to travel, and the terrain in the foothills of the Ulgo
Mountains will make for slow going. Timing will be all-important
when we move against Wacune.'
,It may well be as thou sayest, worthy Kador,' Corrolin admitted.
,I shall dispatch an advance party to the east on the morrow. When
the legions of His Imperial Majesty do inte~ect themselves into
northern Arendia, my knights will be in place.'
In that single phrase 'the legions of His Imperial Majesty' Kador
had summed up the core of my problem. Bribing an individual
Tolnedran posed no particular difficulty, but bribing forty legion
commanders? That might be a bit more challenging.
Then a rather horrid suspicion began to intrude itself upon me,
and I did something I haven't done very often. Baron Mandorin,
resplendent in his armor, sat at the long table with the other
members of the Privy Council, and I sent my thought - and my
silent voice - out to him. 'Uncle,' I said to him, 'don't look around,
and don't let yourface show any sign that I'm talking to you. I'm going
to ask you a few questions, and I want you to think the answers. Don't
say anything out loud.'
'This is a wondrous thing, Lady Polgara,' his thought responded.
'Canst thou truly hear my thought?'
'You're doing just fine, Uncle. Now, then, has anyone other than Kador
and his henchmen actually seen the legions that are supposedly encamped
a few miles to the south?'
'Their watch-fires are clearly visible from the south wall of the city, my
Lady.'
'Anybody can light a fire, Mandorin. Has any Mimbrate at all bothered
to go down into Tolnedra to actually count the soldiers who are supposed
to be camped there?'
'The Tolnedrans do not welcome incursions into their territory, my
Lady, and in the light of our current delicate negotiations it would be
discourteous in the extreme for us to intrude upon the ancestral home of
our ally to the south.'
I said something I probably shouldn't have at that point.
'Polgara!' Mandorin gasped in shock at my choice of words.
' Sorry, Uncle,' I apologized. 'It just slipped out. Will you be in your
chambers after this meeting breaks up?'
'An it please thee, yes.'
It will please me, uncle. I'll be gone for the rest of the day, and when
I come back, we'll need to talk, I think.'
I fluttered away from my listening post on the window-sill of the
council chamber, found another window that faced out from an
empty chamber, and transformed myself into the falcon that was
always the alternative to my preferred form. Owls are conspicuous
in the daytime, after all.
It didn't take me long to confirm my suspicions. Although there
were mounted patrols of men in legion uniforms near the south
bank of the River Arend that marks the boundary between Arendia
and Tolnedra, when I flew on, I saw no more men. There were
several standard legion encampments in the forest with all the"usual
appurtenances of legion camps - log palisades, neatly pitched tents
along what could only be called streets, and legion banners fluttering
above the gates - but those camps were empty. My suspicions had
just been confirmed. There were perhaps fifty men in legion
uniforms patrolling near the border, but that was the entire extent of
the supposed invasion force.
I flew back toward the border and swooped down to settle on a
tree limb for a bit of constructive eavesdropping.
'This is the most tedious job I've ever had, Ralas,' I heard one
unshaven fellow complain to his companion as they rode under my
tree.
'Oh, it's not so bad, Geller,' Ralas replied. 'We could all be back
at the lumber-camp chopping down oak-trees, you know. All we
have to do here is ride up and down the river and tend a few fires
at night.'
'I don't see any point to it, Ralas.'
'We're getting paid for it, Celler. That's the only point that matters
to me. If Count Oldon wants us to patrol the northern boundary of
his estate, I'll be happy to oblige him for as long as he wants. The
horse does all the work, and that suits me right down to the ground.'
'We could get in trouble for wearing these uniforms, you know,'
Celler told him, rapping on his breastplate.
'Not a chance. If you look very closely at your cloak, you'll find
the count's crest embroidered on it instead of the imperial one.
Nobody but an idiot's going to mistake us for real legionnaires.'
'Nedra's teeth!' Geller swore, slapping at a mosquito. 'Why do
we have to stay so close to that accursed river?'
Ralas shrugged. 'The Count wants us to be seen from the Arendish
side, I guess. I don't ask him questions - except for maybe, "When
do I get paid?" That's all I care about.'
'I want to know why!' Celler burst out. 'What's the point of this
silly business?'
I probably could have told him, but, since curiosity is the ultimate
mother of wisdom, I decided to let him continue his journey along
the beaten path to knowledge without any interference from me.
*CHAPTER 16
Baron Mandorin was in the throne-room when I returned to the
palace in Vo Mimbre, and I crossed the ornate chamber with a
purposeful expression. I didn't have time for pleasantries. 'We need
to talk, uncle,' I told him, 'now.'
He looked a little startled at my abrupt approach, but that was
just too bad. Our departure from that ceremonial hall might have
seemed somewhat leisurely, but we went directly across to the door
and on out into the corridor.
'The matter, I do perceive, hath a certain urgency?' he suggested.
'Not here, uncle,' I told him. 'Wait until we're sure we're alone.'
He got my point. We went to his chambers and he closed and
locked the door behind us.
'And now - ?'he began, his face curious.
'I've just spent a rather tedious afternoon over across the river,
uncle. I searched all over for those Tolnedran legions everyone's
on about, but guess what? I didn't find them.'
'But they are quite clearly visible from the city walls, Lady
polgara.'
'Oh no they're not, Baron Mandorin- What you've been seeing on
the walls are common workmen dressed up in legion uniforms.
There are several standard-looking legion encampments back under
the trees as well, but those encampments are empty. There are probably
no more than fifty men over there. They patrol the riverbank
in the day-time and tend the watch fires at night. It's all for showm
Mandorin. There's no military presence over there. Who's Count
Oldon?'
'He is a member of Kadon's party, my Lady, and if I have heard
aright, his estates do stand opposite our city here.'
'That would explain it then. He's pressed woodcutters and other
laborers into his private little army, and that army has just one
mission - to convince Duke Corrolin that there are genuine legions
camped across the river. It's all a sham. Corrolin and his staff
have been duped. What's going on here in Vo Mimbre is just more
of the same sort of thing I encountered in Vo Wacune and Vo
Astur.'
'I shall denounce the villain Kador publicly,' Mandorin declared
hotly, 'and prove the truth of my words upon his body.'
'All that would prove is that you're a better swordsman than he
is. We're going to have to come up with something better.' I
considered it for a moment. 'I think it's time for Corrolin to have a talk
with Ran Vordue in person. That's probably the only thing that's
going to convince him.'
'Would His Imperial Majesty consent to such a meeting?'
'He will if we send the right messenger. My father's lurking about
somewhere nearby - keeping an eye on me, I think. I'll suggest that
he take a little trip to Tol Honeth - for reasons of his health.'
'Is he unwell?'
'He will be if he doesn't make that trip when I tell him to.' I
considered it. 'I don't think the meeting should take place here in
Vo Mimbre,' I said. 'Let's not alert the opposition. Tol Vordue would
be better, I think. I'll talk with father about it and see what he
says. This plot we're up against has been months in the making,
Mandorin, and it'd take us more months to unravel it. A meeting
between Corrolin and Ran Vordue would cut across all that tiresome
business. Corrolin will come back to Vo Mimbre with the keys to
his dungeon already in his hand.'
'I had not thought that affairs of state could move so rapidly, my
Lady,' he marveled. 'Things here have a more leisurely pace.'
'We don't have much leisure, Baron. Corrolin's advance parties
will be leaving Vo Mimbre tomorrow morning, and the rest of his
force won't be far behind. If we don't move fast, there'll be too
Much momentum for us to turn things around. Oh, one more thing.
Please keep this entirely to yourself. We don't need anybody else
involved. Anytime more than two people know a secret, it's not a
secret any more. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll go give my father his
marching orders.'
I left Baron Mandorin with a troubled expression on his face and
went directly to my own quarters. I closed the door behind me and
took a few precautions. Kador did have that Grolim in his party,
after all. 'Father,' I sent out my thought then, 'I need you.'
'For someone who's pretending to be so independent, you're calling Me
out of the bushes fairly often, Pol,' he complained.
'Stop trying to be funny. I want you to go to Tol Honeth and tell Ran
Vordue about what's going on here in Arendia. It'll probably get his
attention. I want him to go to Tol Vordue to meet with Duke Corrolin
and explain - very patiently - that he hasn't got the faintest idea about
what's behind all these pseudo alliances. Have him send an official
messenger to Mandorin, and the baron will get him in to meet with Corrolin. I
want the duke to meet with Ran Vordue personally in Tol Vordue before
the week's out, and I don't want anybody here in Vo Mimbre to know
about that meeting.'
' I'll carry the message myself, if you'd like.' That was a surprise. 'Is
there anything else I can do for you?'
'You might see if you can think up a way for me to get Corrolin out
of Vo Mimbre and on downriver to Tol Vordue without having about
half of his court trailing along behind,' I suggested. 'It's got me a little
baffled.'
'I'll think of something. I've probably said this before, Pol, but you're
very good at the sneaky side of politics.'
'Why, thank you, kind sir. You're not so bad yourself,, you know..,
'Yes, but I've had more practice. Are things coming to a head
here?'
'They're getting close, so don't dawdle, father. Let's step right along
here.'
The next morning we all watched fifty or so Mimbrate knights,
mounted and steel clad, go clanking out of the court yard with
banners flying. It was probably only on an off-chance that I heard the
words, 'Bear-Cult' come from somewhere in the crowd. I circulated a
bit, and I didn't actually have to go far in search of a repetition. It
seemed that everybody in the palace was talking about that peculiar
alorn aberration. It was obvious that Ctuchik's underlings had been
busily spreading wild stories. The goals of the Cult were absurd
enough already, but the rumors that were circulating that morning
left absurdity far behind. The purpose, obviously, was to stir hatred,
fear, and distrust. It had been the unity of Torak's brothers that had
defeated the Dragon-God during the War of the Gods, and Ctuchik
was doing everything in his power to dismember that unity.
I suppose I might have tried to squelch all those rumors, but I'd
long since discovered that there's no real way to stop a rumor once
it's gained a foothold.
It was late afternoon of the following day when father's thought
resounded in my head. 'Rejoice, my beloved daughter,' he announced,
fOr I, with all my unspeakable skill, have accomplished the task you dropped
in my lap.'
, Will you please be serious, father? Did Ran Vordue agree to meet the
duke ?
'Of course he did. Have I ever disappointed you?'
,Frequently, as a matter of fact. Have you got his message?'
'It's somewhere in one of my pockets, I think. Oh, incidentally, when I give
the letter to Corrolin, I'm going to suggest that he make a religious pilgrimage.
'A what?'
'I'll ask him to put on some humble-looking clothes and ride on
downriver to that monastery at the mouth of the River Arend that's just across
from Tol Vordue. The duke's right on the verge of going to war, and
Arends always make some show of praying for victory before they go out
to do violence upon their neighbors. It's a quaint custom of the race. A
pilgrimage is sort of private, so Corrolin won't be taking much of an escort
with him - just you and Mandorin, if I can arrange it. It shouldn't be too
difficult to slip him across the river to Tol Vordue once we reach the coast.
Was that sort of what you had in mind?'
'It should work out just fine, father. When will you be arriving here in
Vo Mimbre?'
'Tomorrow morning. I'm going to have to stop and get something to
eat. I guess I startled Ran Vordue so much that he forgot his manners. He
didn't off-er me any supper, and I'm absolutely famished. I'll see you
tomorrow, then. Sleep well, Pol.'
And I did that. I'd probably deny it were someone to suggest it,
but I always feel more secure when father takes a hand in something
I'm working on. He has his faults, but once he gets down to business,
he's as inexorable as the tides.
The next morning I suggested to Baron Mandorin that we might
want to 'go out for a little ride, just to stir up our blood', and once
we were some distance to the north of the city, we entered a fairly
extensive grove of trees and found my father dozing beside a merry
little stream that burbled busily over stones back in amongst the
trees. He opened one eye as we dismounted. 'What kept you?' he
asked us, and when he stood up, I saw that he was wearing a coarse
brown monk's robe made of burlap.
'What's this?' I asked him.
It'S just my uniform, Pol,' he replied. 'I'm going to be duke's
escort as we ride on downriver.' Then he looked at Mandorin.
'amazing,' he said. 'Your hair hasn't turned white yet.'
Mandorin gave him a puzzled look.
'You've been associating with my daughter, haven't you?'
'Will you please drop all the joking around, father?' I demanded
with some exasperation.
'Probably not, but we can talk about that later. How've you been,
Mandorin?'
'Well, Ancient one, well.'
'I'm glad to hear it. If I remember correctly, there's a small room
back behind the duke's throne. It's where he usually hangs his robe.
Go on back to Vo Mimbre and ask him to step in there for a moment.
Pol and I'll be waiting for the two of you there. I'll talk with Corrolin
for a bit, and then we'll set out for the monastery.'
'What if -' I started.
He sighed that long-suffering sigh that always irritates me. 'Please,
Pol,' he said. 'I've already covered all the "what-ifs". Go ahead,
Mandorin. Pol and I'll be waiting in that cloak-room.'
Mandorin remounted, took Lady's reins, and rode off, and then
father and I fell back on our alternative mode of transportation and
were safely ensconced in that half-hidden little attiring-room about
a quarter of an hour before the Baron of Vo Mandor even got back
inside the palace.
'Ah, there you are, your Grace,' father said when Mandorin and
Corrolin entered the room. 'We've been waiting for you.' He didn't
even bother to rise.
Father had draped his monk's robe across the back of an
unoccupied chair, and the duke saw only a seedy-looking vagabond with
bad manners sitting in a room where he had no apparent business.
'What doth this mean, Baron Mandorin?' he demanded sharply of
our friend.
'My Lord,' Mandorin replied, 'I have the distinct honor to present
Holy Belgarath, Disciple of the God Aldur, who hath but recently
arrived from Tol Honeth with an urgent communication from His
Imperial Majesty, Ran Vordue of Tolnedra.'
'I do confess that I am overwhelmed,' Corrolin replied, bowing
deeply to my vagrant father.
'Hail, Corrolin,' father said, still not bothering to get up. 'I knew
your father quite well.' Then he fished around inside his tunic and
drew out a folded sheet of parchment with a beribboned wax seal
on it. 'His Imperial Majesty asked me to stop by and give this to
you. Please forgive all our subterfuge in this matter, but the contents
of Ran Vordue's note should probably be kept secret.'
The word 'secret' always seems to light fires in the eyes of Arends,
and Corrolin was no exception. He took the letter and then looked
dubiously at me.
,My niece is privy to the contents of the message, my Lord,'
Mandorin advised him. 'Indeed, she was instrumental in its
delivery.'
'We can get into that later,' father smoothly glossed over the fact
that in Mimbrate eyes my primary concerns should have been
gossip, hairstyles and hosiery.
Corrolin read the imperial message, and his eyes widened a bit.
'Have I perchance misunderstood the import of this document?' he
asked. 'Should I have misread it, prithee correct me, but it doth
seem that I have been invited to meet His Imperial Majesty.'
'It'd better say that, your Grace,' father grunted, 'because that's
the way I dictated it. The meeting is to take place in Tol Vordue in
about three days, and the emperor asked me to impress upon you
the vital necessity for absolute secrecy in this matter. There are
unfriendly eyes - and ears as well - knocking about both here in
Mimbre and down there in Tolnedra as well. I think we'll all want
to keep this entire affair tightly under wraps.'
'A wise precaution, Ancient One,' Corrolin agreed, 'but how am
I to explain this sudden journey into Tolnedra?'
'I've taken the liberty of making some arrangements, your Grace,'
father told him, reaching over to pick up the monk's robe. 'I'll wear
this and act sort of holy. You're right on the verge of embarking on
a war. Now, war's a serious business, and no truly devout man
undertakes one without a bit of divine guidance. That's why you
sent for me, wasn't it?'
Corrolin blinked. 'Forgive me, Holy One, but I have no
recollection of summoning thee.'
'It must have slipped your mind. Anyway, I'm to escort you
downriver to that monastery on the coast so that you can consult
with the abbot there. That sort of smells religious, wouldn't you
say? On the way, we'll take a little side trip to Tol Vordue so that
You can meet with Ran Vordue. Then we'll go on to the monastery.
You can have your spiritual consultation with the abbot, and then
we'll come home.' He squinted at the elaborately-garbed duke. 'Put
On something suitably devout, my Lord. When we go back into the
throne room, pray a lot and let me do most of the talking. I'll make
a big issue of the fact that any kind of escort would be an act of
impiety and that Chaldan might be offended.'
'I had not heard of such restrictions,' Corrolin confessed.
'I'd be surprised if you had, your Grace, since I made them up
just now. Baron Mandorin and his niece will go on ahead of us, you
and I will leave Vo Mimbre alone, and we'll all join up again some
miles on down the road. Mandorin and Polina have some
information that might help you and Ran Vordue in your deliberations
at Tol Vordue.'
Since all Arends just adore intrigue, Corrolin fell in with our
scheme immediately, and just as immediately developed that
furtive, conspiratorial air that half the population of Arendia habitually
wears. Mandorin and I left the pair of them polishing the edges of
their scheme and went back to the stables for our horses.
Our two pilgrims, actually singing hymns as they rode along,
joined us about five miles out from Vo Mimbre, and we all rode on
down the river road toward the coast.
We were followed, of course, but that was to be expected. Father
took care of it, though, so it didn't give us any serious problems.
We camped out that night, and rode on through the next day and
well into the evening. My father's not one to leave things to chance,
so he'd hidden a boat in the bushes about a mile upriver from the
monastery. We picketed our horses and pushed our boat out into
the stream.
We reached the far shore about midnight and walked on along
the dark, deserted road toward the city of Tol Vordue rising behind
the impressive east gate. We were met there by a platoon of
legionnaires and immediately escorted through the deserted streets to the
ancestral house of the Vordue family. The emperor was waiting for
us in the courtyard. He was of middle years and tall for a Tolnedran.
He also, I noted, had a distinctly military bearing. 'All went well, I
gather?' he asked my father.
Father shrugged. 'No problems,' he said.
'Good. I've had a place for our meeting prepared. I can guarantee
that nobody's going to get close enough to that room to hear our
discussions.' He looked at Corrolin and Mandorin. 'Which of these
gentlemen is Duke Corrolin?' he asked.
Father introduced our two Mimbrates, but deliberately glossed
over my presence. Then we all trooped inside and climbed an
interminable flight of marble stairs to a room at the very top of a
tower. It was a stark, business-like sort of room with a conference
table in the center and maps littering its walls.
'I'll be brief, your Grace,' the emperor said to Corrolin after we'd
seated ourselves at the table. 'I'm a plain man with no great skill at
diplomatic language. Ancient Belgarath here advises me that you've
been approached by a man going by the name Kador who's told
you that he speaks for me. He's lying to you. I've never even heard
of the man, and it's entirely possible that he's not even Tolnedran.'
Corrolin gaped at him in stunned surprise. 'But there are legions
encamped almost within view of Vo Mimbre!' he protested.
,You'd better tell him, Pol,' father suggested.
'Forgive me, Ancient One,' Corrolin floundered, 'but how would
Lady Polina have information concerning Tolnedran legions?'
'Is there any need to keep playing this game, Pol?' father asked
me.
'No,' I replied, 'I suppose not.'
'Good. Let's clear the air, then. Duke Corrolin, I have the honor
to present my daughter Polgara.'
Corrolin's quick glance at Mandorin was slightly accusatory.
'Baron Mandorin did not lie to you, your Grace,' I jumped to my
friend's defense. 'By church law, he is, in fact, my uncle. He adopted
me in front of a priest of Chaldan before we came to Vo Mimbre. I
needed a disguise, so I forced him to do it. It was necessary, so let's
not make an issue of it.' Then I paused. 'I'll put this in very blunt
terms, your Grace. There are not, in fact, any legions stationed across
the river from Vo Mimbre. I went down there and had a look for
myself. Count Oldon, who appears to be in Kador's pocket, has
decked out some of his workmen in legion uniforms just for show.'
'She's telling you the truth, your Grace,' Ran Vordue assured him.
'I have not offered an alliance with any faction in Arendia, and I
most definitely haven't stationed any of my legions on your southern
frontier. This Kador has duped you.' Then the emperor looked at
me appraisingly. 'Ancient Belgarath strongly hinted that his
daughter here has been running around Arendia putting out fires for the
past several weeks now. Maybe we can prevail upon her to give us
some details.'
And so I recounted the stories of what had happened in Vo
Wacune and Vo Astur for them and revealed what I'd picked up
so far in Vo Mimbre. 'It's all been a hoax, gentlemen,' I concluded.
'Ctuchik's been trying to foment a war between Arendia and
Tolnedra, hoping that His Imperial Majesty would annex Arendia - which
Would bring the alorns into the picture. That's what Ctuchik really
wants - a war between the Empire and the alorns. Arendia would
have been no more than a pawn in the larger game.'
'I shall obliterate the villain Kador!' Corrolin burst out.
'I'd really rather you didn't, old boy,' Ran Vordue told him.
'Deport him back to Tolnedra instead - along with all his underlings.
Let me deal with them.' He smiled faintly. 'My birthday's not
far off,' he said. 'Why don't you give the lot of them to me as a
Present?'
'It shall be my excruciating pleasure to do as thou hast requested,
your Imperial Majesty,' Corrolin agreed. 'I shall devote mine own
attentions to such Mimbrate knights as have fallen in with this
Murgo plot. They shall feel my displeasure most keenly.'
'Stout fellow,' Ran Vordue murmured. Then he looked at me
'How did you find out about all this, Lady Polgara? My sources teell
me that you've been ensconced in the Vale for the past several
centuries.'
'Our Master brought it to my attention, your Majesty. Evidently
he feels that I should spend some more time in the field of practical
politics to broaden my horizons.'
'That brings up an interesting point,' father said, looking directly
at me. 'The Master put this in your hands, Pol, so you're the one
who's running things this time. What do we do now?'
'I'll get you for that, father,' I threatened him.
'You mean you'll try. Why don't you throw something on the
table? Then the rest of us can take it apart and tell you why it won't
work.'
'Well,' I said, 'let me see.' I fished around for something logical.
'If we look at it in a certain way, Ctuchik's done us a favor here.
There's been a certain ecumenicism in his plotting. He duped all
three dukes with exactly the same ploy, offering each one an alliance
with Ran Vordue. Since Asturia, Wacune, and Mimbre were all
deceived in the same way, couldn't we build on that shared
experience? Why don't we just skip the war this time and go directly to
the peace-conference? I've got a certain influence with Kathandrion
and Mangaran. If Duke Corrolin invites them to a conference at
oh, let's say the Arendish Fair - I think I'll be able to persuade them
to attend.'
'She makes sense, Belgarath,' Ran Vordue sided with me. ' have
you got any idea of how much it's costing me to keep fifteen legions
in the garrison here in Tol Vordue, just in case the hostilities in
Arendia happen to spill over into Tolnedra? I can find better uses
for those troops, and for the money I'm wasting on them.'
'I, too, find merit in Lady Polgara's proposal,' Mandorin agreed.
'Endless war doth in time grow tiring. Mayhap, for the sake of
novelty, we might try endless peace for a few months.'
'Cynic,' my father accused him. Then he stood up. 'Why don't
we just let my daughter bully all concerned to the peace table at
the Great Fair?' he proposed.
'Bully?' I protested.
'Isn't that what you're going to do?'
'If I have to, yes, but that's such an ugly word. Couldn't we call
it something a little nicer?'
'Which word would you prefer?'
'I'm not sure. I'll work on it and let you know what I decide.'
'I hope you'll forgive me if I don't hold my breath.'
Father rowed us back across the estuary at the mouth of the River
Arend shortly before dawn. I've noticed any number of times that
he'll do things like that when he decides that he's the best one
available for what would otherwise be a menial task. Both Mandorin
and Corrolin were knights, far more at home on horseback than at
the oars of a small boat. My father's not one to take chances. I could
probably have done it at least as well as he did, but he evidently
didn't think of that - and I certainly wasn't going to suggest it.
Dawn was in full flower when we beached our boat, re-saddled
our horses, and rode on to the monastery. Corrolin dutifully
conferred with the abbot for about a quarter of an hour - although I
couldn't for the life of me understand what they might have talked
about. Corrolin was not going to war. Maybe that was it. Maybe he
was asking the abbot to convey his apologies to Chaldan for not
slaughtering his neighbors. When he came out of the monastery,
we took the high road that led back to Vo Mimbre. We stopped
after a mile or so, though, and I cooked breakfast for us over a
roadside campfire - quite a good breakfast, as I recall. My friends all
ate too much, naturally, and father, now that he had a full stomach,
decided that a little rest might be in order. 'We did stay up all night,'
he reminded us. 'I can sleep in my saddle, if I really have to, but
somebody's going to have to stay alert enough to steer the horses.
Why don't we catch some sleep and then move on?'
We rode back a ways from the road under the leafy green canopy
of the trees, unrolled our blankets, and committed ourselves to sleep.
I was just on the verge of dozing off when mother's voice murmured
in my drowsy brain. 'Very nicely done, Polgara,' she complimented me.
'I rather thought so myself,' I agreed modestly.
You sound tired.'
'I am, rather.'
'Why don't you sleep then?'
And I did, dropping off right between one thought and the next.
We all awoke about mid-afternoon and rode on to a rather shabby
little inn, where we spent the night. We arose early the following
morning, and we then rode straight on to Vo Mimbre.
Duke Corrolin had been mightily provoked by what his meeting
with Ran Vordue had revealed, and he moved quickly, issuing
orders, but no explanations. Then he invited the entire court into the
throne-room where armored knights stood guard along the walls. To
everyone's surprise - even mine - the duke entered the throne-room
full armor and carrying a huge two-handed broadsword. He did
not sit down on his throne. 'My Lords and Ladies,' he began,
speaking with unusual crispness for a Mimbrate Arend. 'I have but
recently returned from Tol Vordue, where the emperor of Tolnedra
and I did confer at some length. The outcome of that conference
was a happy one. Rejoice, my loyal subjects. There will be no war.'
That got a mixed reaction, Arends being what they are and all.
Corrolin, his face bleak, smashed his mailed fist down on the back
of his throne. 'Be not dismayed, my Lords and Ladies,' he boomed.
'There will be other entertainments. An extensive conspiracy hath
of late befouled the air - not only here in mimbre, but in Asturia
and Wacune as well. It is my firm intention to cleanse the air here.
Seize them!' This last commiroand was issued to Mandorin and the
two-score knights under his command, and Mandorin was quick to
carry it out - so quick in fact that there were hardly any casualties.
A dozen or so Tolnedrans, both genuine and spurious, were clapped
in irons, and several Mimbrate nobles were treated in the same way.
The Grolim who'd been posing as a servant in Kador's entourage
ducked under the arm of the knight who was in the middle of
enfolding him in a steely embrace and darted for the door, gathering
his Will as he ran. My father, however, was ready for him. Still
garbed in that burlap monk's robe, the Old Wolf delivered a crashing
blow to the side of the Grolim's head with his fist, and the priest
of the Dragon-God fell senseless to the floor. Father, I noticed, had
judiciously enveloped his right fist in lead, and his blow would have
felled an ox. 'Holy Belgarath' has a colorful background, and I've
noticed over the years that he'll resort to the tactics of tavern
brawling almost as quickly as he'll fall back on sorcery.
The prisoners were all dragged from the room, and then Duke
Corrolin described in somewhat tedious detail the Murgo plot which had
come to within inches of succeeding. Then, while all the court was still
in shock, he told them of the peace-conference that was already in the
works. That caused a certain amount of grumbling, but the Duke of
Mimbre ran roughshod over the protests. When you put an Arend in
full armor, you can't really expect a velvet touch.
I decided to let father take the credit for my little counter-COUP
in Vo Mimbre. I'm more interested in results than I am in credit,
but my father absolutely adores being the center of attention, so I
let him bask - or wallow - in public adulation while I went on back
to the northern duchies to hammer down the loose ends of my
peace-conference.
Duke Kathandrion of Wacune and Earl Mangaran of Asturia had
already met a few times, and Countess Asrana, her wicked eyes
sparkling, assured me that they seemed to be getting along fairly
well. 'They're as thick as thieves, Polly,' she said with a little smirk.
'That Kathandrion's absolutely gorgeous, isn't he?'
'Never mind, Asrana,' I told her. 'Try to keep your predatory
instincts under control. What condition's Oldoran in?'
'I don't know about his liver, but his mind's definitely gone. He's
seeing things that aren't really there, and he's raving most of the
time. His family's very upset about that. He's got some nephews
that were eyeing his throne with a great deal of interest, but I don't
think the title's going to stay in the family. Mangaran's been
demonstrating his capabilities at every turn, and I don't think any of
Oldoran's nephews are really qualified to replace him. When are we
going to convene the peace-conference?'
'Which peace-conference was that, dear?'
'The one you've been working on ever since you came to Arendia.
Don't be coy, Polly. I know what you're up to - and I approve of
it. Wars are all very stirring for the men, I suppose, but the lives of
the ladies here and in Vo Wacune and Vo Mimbre are very tedious
when all the pretty young men are out playing in the woods. Now
then, what can I do to help?'
Our impromptu peace-conference was to be held, as I'd suggested,
at the Great Arendish Fair, which is technically in Mimbrate
territory. This automatically made Corrolin the host. To be quite honest
about it, I'd have been happier with Kathandrion at the head of the
table, but you can't always have things the way you'd like them.
I'd have Baron Mandorin sitting at Corrolin's elbow anyway, and I
was sure he could keep his duke from making too many mistakes.
I left VO Astur and went on across the border into Wacune. I wanted
to talk with Kathandrion before our conference convened.
'We're going to have to be careful, my Lord,' I told my Wacite
friend when I finally got him alone. 'There are hot-heads in all three
duchies, and a chance remark at the wrong time could make this all
fly apart on us without any warning. I'll be talking to the assembled
notables from time to time, and I'm going to keep hammering on
the fact that as long as any one of the Arendish dukes has regal
ambitions, Arendia's going to be vulnerable to Murgo plotting.
There might be an undisputed crown of all Arendia some day, but
not right now. I think that the best we can hope for at this particular
time is an agreement between you, Mangaran, and Corrolin that
there isn't an Arendish crown, and there's no point to killing half
the population in order to cram a fiction on somebody's head.'
'It seemeth me that some unspoken rebuke doth hover over that
last remark, my Lady,' my handsome friend noted.
'Look upon it as a cautionary word, your Grace. I shall not rebuke
thee until thine opinion of thyself doth grow too exalted. Look with
profound distrust upon any man who pretends to offer thee a
pathway to a non-existent crown. Now, then, I don't think that lasting
peace is going to grow out of one meeting, so I'm going to suggest
that we follow an Alorn example here in Arendia. The Alorn kings
meet periodically on the Isle of the Winds for discussions of matters
of mutual concern. I think we might want to give that notion some
consideration here as well. If the three Arendish dukes meet every
summer, they'll be able to deal with any frictions that might have
arisen during the past year. Let's not give any imagined insults time
to fester.'
'I shall strive to mine utmost to make this come to pass, my Lady.'
Then I flew on back to Vo Astur to wheedle a similar agreement
out of Mangaran and Asrana. In point of fact, I spent several months
on the wing in the skies over Arendia. It's not a bad idea when
you're dealing with Arends to get agreements on everything before
you gather them around the conference table. I kept my agenda
simple for this first little get-together, limiting our discussions to
two or three crucial points. If I could make this gathering an annual
event, there'd be plenty of time at later meetings to expand peaceful
contacts.
It was mid-autumn by the time we all gathered in the garishly
striped royal pavilion Corrolin had ordered to be set up on the
outskirts of the fair, and each ruler rose in turn to address an
assembly comprised of assorted state functionaries and by observers
from Tolnedra and from the Alorn kingdoms. Corrolin, as host,
spoke first. He formally greeted the other two rulers and the
emissaries from foreign lands, noting in passing that Salmissra had
declined the opportunity to send an observer. He then spent about
a half-hour saying nice things about me. I found that part of his
speech fairly interesting.
After Corrolin had exhausted his vocabulary, Kathandrion rose
and also waxed extravagant in his praise of me. I liked that speech
too. Then Mangaran stood up and demonstrated the fact that the
Asturians had not totally forgotten how to thee, thou, and what-not.
The shrewd old earl concluded his remarks with a little surprise,
however. 'Nobles all,' he said with a faint smile. 'This gathering
here on the plain of our mournful Arendia hath as its ultimate goal
a lasting peace. For many, this will seem unnatural, and for others,
perhaps even unpious. Peace is an alien concept in Arendia, and
the fact that our meeting hath lasted for quite nearly an entire
afternoon with not a single drop of blood spilled may cause outrage in
some quarters. Since we are flying into the very teeth of convention,
let us further shock that stuffy old grand dame with yet another
violation of her conception of how things ought to be done. Ladies,
as all the world doth know, are creatures of delight, more beauteous,
more genteel, more tender than are we, and it is the sworn duty of
every right-thinking nobleman in all the world to protect and serve
them. It is also known, however, that their minds are not the equal
of ours. Our fulsome and most deserved praise of Lady Polgara this
day hath encouraged me to investigate a shocking possibility. Could
it be that great Chaldan hath, in fact, given women brains? Is this
possible? Then, emboldened by the fact that a divine thunderbolt
had not as yet incinerated me, I pushed this heretical concept even
further out into unexplored territory. It is well known, I think, that
Duke Oldoran hath recently been removed from his throne and
ensconced in a monastery to rave and scream out the remainder of
his life. It is also widely bruited about that I was responsible for his
removal. I will openly confess that this is true, but it would not
have happened had it not been for the assistance of two - not one,
but two - ladies. The one, of course, was Lady Polgara. I'm sure
that surprises no one here. What is not so widely known, however,
is the fact that a high-born lady in Vo Astur was also involved - all
the way up to her pretty eyebrows. Moreover, she has advised me
in most matters since I seized control of the government of the
duchy of Asturia. The need for total openness at this conference
impels me to reveal this and to introduce the lady who rules at my
side. Nobles all, may I present the Countess Asrana, a conspiratoress
without peer.'
There was some faint applause, which gradually grew less faint,
swelling finally into an ovation.
'I'll get you for this, Mangaran,' Asrana said, rising to her feet.
'Promise?' he asked slyly.
Asrana struck a tragic pose. 'And now is my dreadful secret
revealed,' she declared. 'How can anyone possibly forgive me?
Truly, gentlemen, it was not my fault. Polgara made me do it. It's
all her fault., She sighed a long, quivering theatrical sigh. 'I am
exposed now, so I guess we might as well get on with this. This
unnatural gathering has been convened to explore the possibility of
peace. - Isn't that awful? How can we live without enemies? We
have to hate someone!' She paused, then snapped her fingers. 'I have
it, my Lords! I have the solution! Let's hate Murgos instead of each
other! Murgos are hideous, and Arends are the most beautiful people
in the world. Murgos are dishonorable, and Arends are all
nauseatingly saturated with honor. Murgos are unmannerly, and
Arendish courtesy is the despair of the known world. Let us join
hands, nobles all, and pledge upon our sacred honor to hate the
eyebrows off every Murgo we meet.'
They were all laughing by now, and pounding on the table with
delight. The Countess Asrana had neatly rolled them all up into a
little ball and put them in her pocket.
'I do confess that I like this charming young lady, your Grace!' I
heard Mandorin say to his duke. 'She is utterly delightful.'
I just happened to be watching Asrana's face when he said that
about her, and her look became just a trifle smug. Then, without so
much as changing expression, she winked at me. She'd obviously
overheard Mandorin's remark, and it was also obvious that she felt
that she'd just won something.
There was a banquet that evening, and Baron Mandorin managed
to find a seat next to Asrana's where she promptly did war upon
him. Her cavalry charges were outrageously winsome remarks and
observations. Her siege engine of choice was a low-cut gown that
went just a bit beyond the bounds of propriety. Baron Mandorin
didn't quite sue for peace that evening, but he came very close.
The Countess shared my quarters, and I waited up for her. 'Why
Mandorin?' I asked her bluntly when she came in.
'I didn't quite follow that, Polly.'
'Why are you setting your cap for Baron Mandorin? There are
others here who are prettier, and he's quite a bit older than you
are.'
'So much the better,' she replied, letting her hair down and
shaking it out. 'With Mandorin, I won't have to endure all those calf-eyed
looks and the reams of misspelled bad poetry. Mandorin's very close
to the center of power in Mimbre, and I've got a similar position in
Asturia. You'll be managing things in Wacune, so among the three
of us, we ought to be able to keep everybody in line - long enough
for peace to become a habit, at least.' Then she gave me a wicked
sidelong glance. 'I hate to say it, Polly, but I'm going to have more
fun than you are.'
'Are you doing this out of patriotism, Asrana?' I asked
incredulously.
'you can call it that if you wish, but down at the bottom, power
excites me - and the three of us are going to have almost all the
power there is in poor old Arendia. You can't ask for much more
than that.'
'What about love, Asrana?'
She shrugged. 'What about it? Love's for children, Polgara. It's
a plaything I've outgrown. I like Mandorin. He's handsome and
unspeakably noble. The years will erode his handsomeness, and I'll
erode his nobility. We'll do some fairly unpopular things, I'm afraid,
but Arendia's going to be better for it. If that makes me a patriot,
so be it. Watch me very closely, Polly. I might even be able to teach
you some tricks.'
By mid-morning of the next day, even the densest Arend in Duke
Corrolin's pavilion was aware of the fact that something was 'going
on' between our unscrupulous countess and Baron Mandorin, and
I think that was also included in Asrana's plan. I don't think that
even Ce'Nedra could ever be as duplicitous as Asrana was. By the
end of that day, poor Baron Mandorin was completely in her thrall.
He watched her every move and hung on her every word - since
Asrana spoke frequently at our deliberations. Here was a young
lady who could play two games at the same time - and both of
them very well.
On the fourth day, the leaders of Mimbre, Asturia, and Wacune
signed the 'instrument of peace', and immediately thereafter Duke
Corrolin rose and invited everybody to stay for the wedding.
Countess Asrana could move very fast when it suited her.
Once again I found myself pressed into service as a bridesmaid,
and all went smoothly. Asrana and Mandorin were married with
not so much as an earthquake or tidal wave to alert poor Arendia
to a dangerous new force that had come into being right at her very
heart.
PARTFOUR
mOntrose
*CHAPTER17
I hate to admit this, but when you get right down to the core of
things, my father and I are very much alike. We both know that our
primary business will always be study and the slow accumulation of
knowledge. Interruptions crop up from time to time, though, and
we'll both assume surly expressions when someone comes rushing
into the Vale begging us to go out and save the world. Would you
be at all surprised if I told you that our apparent grouchiness is
only a sham? To be completely honest about it, we enjoy putting
out these little brush-fires almost as much as we'd enjoy discovering
just exactly why two and two makes four.
When I'd spent those years on the Isle of the Winds, I'd been at
the very center of things, and I'd found that to be engrossing. Then,
when I'd been called away again to deal with Ctuchik's scheme in
Arendia, I'd enjoyed that just as much. Like my father, I'll always
be happy to lay my book aside when the fire-bell rings.
Given the tentative nature of the peace father and I had crammed
down the throats of assorted Arends, it was fairly obvious that I
was going to have to stay in Arendia to make sure that it stayed
crammed. And so it was that in the spring of the year 2313 I returned
briefly to father's tower to pick up a few things I might need. I
suppose I could have just willed what I needed into existence, but
they wouldn't have been the same, for some reason.
Father had returned to the Vale during the previous winter, and
when I reached his tower, he called the twins over, and the four of
us got down to cases. 'I'd rather hoped to see uncle Beldin,' I said.
. 'He's still off in Mallorea, Pol,' Belkira said. 'What's happening
In Arendia?'
'What's always happening in Arendia?' Beltira snorted.
'Pol took steps,' father told them. 'There's this unnatural silence
hovering over Arendia right now. I think it's referred to as peace.'
'I don't know that I'd go quite that far, father,' I disagreed, getting
up to check the ham I was baking for supper. 'Ctuchik had things
fairly well stirred up, and the Arends were having a lot of fun with
his little fires. Now that we've doused them with cold water, the
Arends are at a loss for excuses to slaughter each other. I wouldn't
really call it peace yet, though. They're sitting around waiting for
somebody to come up with new reasons to go to war.'
'I'm sure they'll find something,' he said sourly.
'That's why I'm going back,' I told them. 'I want to make it very
obvious to the Arends that if they don't behave themselves, I'll
spank them.'
'They aren't actually children, Pol,' Belkira objected.
'Oh, really? You haven't been there lately, uncle. Arends are a
very charming people, but a lot of that charm lie's in the fact that
they've never grown up.'
'Are you going to settle in one place, Pol?' Beltira asked, 'or were
you planning to be a traveling fire-brigade?'
'I've had invitations from all three of the rulers in Arendia, uncle,
but I think I'll set up operations in Vo Wacune. It's far more attractive