Officer Glen Biggs of the Knoxville (Tennessee) Police Department had a close encounter of the dumb criminal kind when he was booking a suspect on a narcotics violation. A simple transcript of the interrogation tells it all:
Biggs: “What is your D.O.B.?”
Dumb Criminal: “What’s a D.O.B., man?”
Biggs: “When’s your birthday?”
Dumb Criminal: “May 5th.”
Biggs: “What year?”
Dumb Criminal: “Every year, man.”
The two customers headed back to their pickup, oblivious to the uniformed officers and the two marked police cruisers in the driveway.