10
Thinking about the
fundraiser kept me up half the night, wondering how I was going to
pull it off. My mind racing, I obsessed my way through the most
logical choices:
We could sell parts from jacked cars.
Or incredibly ugly clothing.
We could send Crazy Jake out to photograph
weddings.
Or rent out Delmar and Reggie by the hour. They
had enough groupies waiting for them every day outside the gates of
Monroe Street. I had no doubt we could make a few bucks.
The solution to my problem hit as most solutions
do, right around three in the morning. That gave me the rest
Believe me, even though I was thinking fundraising,
I hadn’t forgotten about either Lamar or Vera Blaine. I even had a
plan. The next morning, dragging from lack of sleep but looking as
good as ever thanks to a little under-eye concealer, a gold-colored
organic cotton tunic that brought out the fiery highlights in my
hair, and a pair of khakis, I arrived at Monroe Street with a bus
schedule in hand.
After all, I couldn’t show up in my Mustang when I
went to look for a used car.
I convened an early-morning meeting with my
teammates inside the mausoleum, the better to keep Greer from
sneaking up on us, or our fans outside the fence from catching wind
of our plans. Waiting for everyone to get settled, I glanced
around.
Big points for Absalom. He’d agreed to enter the
mausoleum, even if he was plastered against the door. Of course,
he’d brought reinforcements. He had a new, small voodoo doll
clutched in one hand. It was dressed in leather, and its hair was
the color of popcorn—buttery, light, and fluffy.
As soon as he sat down, Delmar opened his
sketchbook and got to work drawing one of the architectural details
inside the mausoleum. For all I knew, it was that dental thing Ella
had talked about the day before. Reggie was leaning against the
wall. Sammi looked bored and a little sticky in a white vinyl top,
white vinyl shorts, and a sparkling headband designed (I’m sure) to
look like a halo. It was a little too out there for me, but Crazy
Jake liked it. He took a picture.
I tried for a smile and hoped to hell it looked
enthusiastic. This was a tough crowd; they couldn’t be easily
fooled.
“We’re going to do an art show,” I said.
When my brilliant suggestion was met with stony
silence, I looked around at my teammates again. “Come on, I thought
you’d all be a little more enthusiastic.”
“We would, if we cared.” This from Sammi, who
pulled an emery board from a purse made out of a Cheerio’s box and
got to work on her nails.
“We don’t know nothin’ about art,” Reggie said.
“Unless you’re talking porn.” He wiggled his eyebrows. I pretended
not to notice.
“What, we’re supposed to hang with some snooty art
crowd?” Delmar was not happy even thinking about this. “You expect
us to sip wine and walk around some stupid, stuffy art gallery
and—”
“Now, now.” From his place near the door, Absalom
quieted the protests. “Let’s hear the lady out,” he said. “She’s
probably as crazy as a loon, but you never know.”
I thanked him with a smile. “My mom used to chair
fundraisers all the time,” I told them. “You know, for my dance
school when we planned a trip to New York to see the Rockettes, or
for one of the medical associations my dad belonged to, or . . .” I
waved away the rest of the explanation. I could already see that my
teammates weren’t interested. Even with Absalom’s support, I knew
I’d be in trouble if I didn’t get right down to business.
“I remember when she did a couple art gallery
fundraisers. They brought in a lot of people and a lot of money.
And you heard what Mae said yesterday, the rules state that the
team that brings in the most money is going to get extra points in
the competition. But Delmar, you’re right. The people who came to
those art shows, well, they were a boring crowd. Which is why we’re
not going to feature some artist nobody’s ever heard of whose
paintings nobody likes anyway. Our art show is
I waited for the shouts of triumph. The ones that
would proclaim my brilliance.
When all I got was blank looks, I acted like it
didn’t matter and went right on.
“Absalom, you make your voodoo dolls from pieces
and parts of old cars, right?”
He looked at the doll in his hands. “Not always old
cars. Sometimes, when we chop one that’s really fine—you know a
Hummer or a Lexus—I like to do something a little special. This
one’s got bits of the leather upholstery from a BMW 335i, see.” He
held up the doll. “The hair’s made out of stuffing inside the front
seat of an Audi Q7,” he said. “And the body—”
I stopped him with a look. It was probably best if
we didn’t know any more details. “Sammi, you have your original
clothing designs you could show off, and Delmar, you’ve got your
drawings.”
“I have pictures.” As if to prove it, Jake took
one.
“And me?” His arms crossed over his chest, Reggie’s
chin shot out. I knew a challenge when I saw one, and I was
prepared for it.
“I was going to ask you to be our curator,” I said,
pulling out one of the art history degree words my parents had paid
a bundle for me to learn and I’d never used. “You’re going to be in
charge of designing the displays and figuring out how to put it all
together.”
Utter silence.
Until Absalom breathed, “No shit!”
And with his official approval noted, the rest of
the crew went right along.
“Can we sell our stuff?” Sammi asked. “I mean, if
it’s on display and somebody asks—”
“I don’t see why not. And you can keep all
that
It apparently was. When they went out to begin the
work of assessing the damage, then lifting and resetting the
headstones that had been toppled over the years, my teammates were
actually discussing the show and what they’d each do to prepare for
it.
Did their unusual cooperation and good spirits make
me complacent? Absolutely!
Which is why I wasn’t prepared when just a couple
minutes later, I heard a scream that made the hair on the back of
my neck stand on end.
I raced into our section and found that Absalom,
Reggie, and Delmar had beaten me to the fence. Jake didn’t waste
any time. He was already taking pictures of Sammi, eye to eye with
that cheatin’ dog, Virgil.
The screaming I heard was coming from Virgil. I
didn’t recognize his voice because it was a couple octaves higher
than any guy’s ought to be. But then, he had a good excuse. Sammi
had waited for him to get nice and close, then reached through the
fence and grabbed him by the balls. She wasn’t about to let go,
either. The more he howled, the harder she squeezed.
There was plenty of commotion, what with Virgil’s
wailing, Sammi’s triumphant shouts, the rest of the team’s urging
her on, and our fans outside the fence cheering like they were at a
football game. That would explain how Greer and her ever-present
cameraman appeared out of nowhere.
They started filming the moment Greer realized
there
In spite of his pain, Virgil managed a smirk. It
was not a good strategy.
Sammi’s face went pale. Right before a color like
fire shot up her neck and into her cheeks. Honest to gosh, it
looked like her head was going to explode.
That’s why I moved forward and dared to put a hand
on her arm. “Sammi—”
“Don’t you touch me! Don’t you ever touch me.” She
let go of Virgil and turned on me so fast, I never had a chance to
react. Sure, she was shorter than me, but Sammi was all muscle, and
she was worked into a frenzy. If I wasn’t so surprised, I would
have fought back. But I was surprised, and her hands went around my
throat before I could do anything about it.
Her fingers dug into my skin, harder, tighter, and
my windpipe closed. Stars burst behind my eyes. It happened so
fast, I don’t think I even had a chance to pass out, but the next
thing I knew, I was lying flat on the ground and Sammi was on top
of me, squeezing the life out of me.
It took all of Absalom’s muscle to drag her off,
and the second he did, Delmar dropped down next to me. He put an
arm around my shoulders and helped me sit up. “You OK?”
I would have answered him if I could talk. Or even
drag in a breath.
Reggie was on the other side of me. He put a bottle
of water to my lips.
I sipped. I sputtered. My throat opened and I
gasped, hauled in a breath, coughed, and realized that I was
covered
“Don’t try to talk,” Reggie said, at the same time
Greer stuck a microphone in my face.
“We’ve got it all on tape,” she said, as breathless
as I was, though as far as I could see, she didn’t have nearly the
same good reason I did. “It will make great evidence. You are going
to press charges, aren’t you?”
Absalom still had a hold on Sammi, who was red in
the face and breathing hard. She looked over at the sidewalk
outside the fence just as I did, and seeing that Virgil was gone,
some of the stiffness went out of her shoulders. She closed her
eyes, leaned back against Absalom, and a single tear trickled down
her cheek.
And me?
Don’t get the wrong idea. I wasn’t about to go all
Ghandi or anything. I would have loved to see Sammi out of my life
and locked up where she couldn’t do me—or my clothing—any more
harm. But I sure wasn’t going to give Greer the satisfaction of
catching my revenge on tape.
I told her no with a shake
of my head.
The excitement over, a very disappointed Greer
stayed around just long enough to watch Delmar and Reggie help me
to my feet. I brushed off the seat of my pants, and when Sammi
opened her mouth to say something—I hoped it was an apology—I
stopped her.
“We’ll talk later,” I promised, each word painful
and rasping. I looked down at the mess that was my outfit. “I’ve
got to get cleaned up. I’ve got someplace . . . someplace to
go.”
And God help me, I headed toward the Porta
potti.
After all, I had to shop for a used car, and while
I
Porta potti aside, there was one consolation in the
whole ugly incident: after tussling with Sammi, I was pretty sure
that talking to Bad Dog Raphael was going to be a piece of
cake.
Let’s make one thing
perfectly clear: I hate public transportation. It’s smelly. It’s
dirty. It doesn’t run on my time schedule, and as fate would have
it, I ended up sitting next to an old guy who smelled like stale
cigars and talked to himself.
But I will say this much for it—the bus I got on
near the cemetery spit me out right in front of Bad Dog’s Big Car
Nation.
Even if I hadn’t looked up the address, I would
have recognized the place anywhere. It was hard to miss that car up
at the top of a twenty-foot pole. Or the giant mechanical bulldog
driving it, the one that was waving one arm to entice buyers
in.
I was there to get an overall impression, both of
the Big Car Nation and of its owner, so I stood on the sidewalk for
a couple minutes and looked around. My ten-minute bus ride had kept
me well within the Cleveland city limits, in a neighborhood where
the McDonald’s across the street was built to look like a hacienda
in a Zorro movie. There was a same-day check-cashing place to the
right of the car lot, and on the left, a convenience store. It had
bars on the windows and a security guard outside.
Bad Dog’s car lot took up the better part of one
whole block, and aside from that monstrosity of a hacienda, it was
the brightest spot I could see in the urban blight that
Beyond the cars was a cinder-block office. It had a
door on one side with a welcome sign above it and another sign
below that declared HABLAMOS ESPAÑOL. To the left of the door was a
picture window, and inside, I could see a couple people scurrying
around. Neither of them was Bad Dog.
Before I could take another step, I was corralled
by a middle-aged man with thinning hair and thick glasses. He was
wearing jeans and a powder blue sport coat that had seen better
days. Then again, I was dressed in khakis that had a smudge of dirt
across the butt and a shirt that had a hole in one elbow. If
nothing else, my walk on the cemetery wild side was teaching me to
be tolerant when it came to fashion disasters.
The man’s nametag told me he was Bud. He stuck out
a hand. “You look like a little lady who could use some
help.”
I was nice enough not to point out that no matter
how thick his glasses, there was no way I looked like a little lady. Not to anyone. Instead, I started right
in.
“I need a car,” I said, and I was sure to add, “A
good one,” so that I sounded serious.
“Price range?”
I shrugged. “It has to be dependable,” I said. “And
I don’t have a lot of money.”
“Dependable is not a problem.” His grin showed off
crooked, yellow teeth. “How’s about you just come on in and fill
out a credit application.”
“Shouldn’t we look at cars first?”
His grin got bigger. “See, that’s the mistake most
folks make,” he said. “They get their hearts set on a car, then
find out they can’t afford it. You don’t want that to happen to
you, do you, little lady?”
I assured him I didn’t, and I followed him inside
the cinder-block building, where I sat on a metal chair and filled
out a credit application with the pen Bud took out of his shirt
pocket. It leaked. When I was done, Bud trotted back in my
direction. “You know, Bud . . .” I gave him a simmering little
smile. “I was hoping to meet Bad Dog himself.”
Bud’s gaze went briefly to a door across the office
marked PRIVATE. It was closed. “He’s a busy man,” he said. “I can
help you just fine.”
I kept my smile firmly in place, even when Bud
stepped a little closer. “I’m sure you can. It’s just that . . .
well, I’ve seen Bad Dog on all those commercials, and it’s like . .
. well, I feel like I practically know him. That’s why I came here
in the first place. And then when I mentioned it at work . . .
people told me . . .” I bucked up my courage and leaned in closer
to Bud. He smelled like old socks. I held my breath and whispered,
“Somebody said Bad Dog was in prison once.”
Before Bud could answer, a weird thing happened. A
red carnation appeared right in front of my face. Surprised, I
stepped back and slid my gaze in the direction of Bad Dog’s office.
The door was open now, and Bad Dog himself was on the other end of
that flower. Close enough to touch, and definitely close enough for
him to hear what I’d just said.
I stepped back and looked Bad Dog over. It was,
after all, what that bus ride and this nonsense about needing a car
was all about. Even if I could come right out and ask if he had
anything to do with Vera Blaine’s death, there
Like he was in the commercials I’d seen, Bad Dog
was wearing an expensive suit and a smile that crinkled the corners
of his dark eyes. That scar above his left eye should have been
gross. Instead, it enhanced his dark and deadly image. His hair was
the color of strong coffee. His voice was as rich as Dove dark
chocolate. Oh yeah, Mack Raphael was suave, all right.
I told myself not to forget that if everything
Quinn said about him was true, he was also unreformed and plenty
dangerous.
“Thank you, Bud, I’ll take it from here.” Bad Dog
dismissed the salesman with a curt nod then turned a smile on me as
sleek as the Porsche my dad used to drive. “Red carnation. Get it?
Bad Dog’s Big Car Nation?”
I smiled like I thought it was funny, and when he
offered the flower again, I had no choice but to take it.
“I save them for the pretty customers,” he said.
“For you . . .” He stepped back and looked me over as carefully as
I had just studied him. “Maybe I should have brought out a whole
dozen.”
“That’s so sweet!” I sniffed the flower because I
figured that’s what I was supposed to do. “I knew you’d be just
like you are in your commercials. So—”
“Handsome?” Bad Dog laughed.
Years of dating had done nothing if not taught me
how to blush on command. “I was going to say friendly.”
“Yet you’re worried. About my reputation. I
couldn’t help but overhear what you said to Bud. You know, about my
background. Does that matter when it comes to buying a car?”
“If I can’t trust you . . .” I could twinkle with
the best of them, and I pulled out all the stops. “Then I can’t
trust your cars.”
Bad Dog laughed. “We’re going to get along just
fine.”
“But only if your prices are good. And your cars
are dependable. And that means, really, I need to know
about—”
“Prison. Yes, of course.” Bad Dog made a gesture
with one arm that invited me to walk with him. I did, and he led me
outside. “Sedan or SUV?” he asked and that was that—the subject had
officially been changed. “Color? Is it important? Yes, of course,
color is always important to a woman. I’ve found that the more
beautiful a woman is, the more she cares about color and style. I
think that means you must care very, very much.”
I was supposed to be flattered. If there wasn’t
that whole drug empire/murder/prison thing to consider, I actually
might have been. The way it was, I could see I was going to get
nowhere fast with Mack Raphael. Not if I wasn’t clever, and very,
very careful.
“Sedan,” I said. “Red if you have one in my price
range. I’d prefer American made, leather seats if at all possible,
a moon roof, and I’d rather not have a gas guzzler. I’m all about
saving the environment.”
“Of course.” He led me to a maroon Ford. No moon
roof and it had more than a hundred thousand miles on the odometer.
Raphael opened the driver’s door. “Get in, why don’t you? Try it
out. We could take it for a test drive.”
We could, but being that alone with Mack Raphael
was not in my game plan.
I slid behind the steering wheel. “It was Central
State, wasn’t it?” I asked him.
“If you know so much, why do you need me to confirm
it?”
“Fair question. But like I said . . .” I skimmed a
hand over the dashboard. It was spotless. “I can barely afford a
car, and I can’t afford one at all if it isn’t going to last. If
you’re not honest—”
“As the day is long!” He held up one hand, Boy
Scout-style.
I smiled as if I was satisfied. Right before I
asked, “How long ago?”
He thought he was home free. Which was why his
expression clouded. “Before you were born.”
“I’m older than I look.”
“I was there from ’82 to ’90.”
And Vera Blaine had been murdered in ’84, I
reminded myself. I also told myself not to lose heart. If Bad Dog
could run drugs from inside the prison, surely it couldn’t be hard
to arrange a hit and the frame-up of a warden he hated.
“I was a kid then,” I said. I ran my hand below the
edge of the front seat, found the little lever, and moved the seat
back. “It must have been terrible.”
He knew I wasn’t talking about the height of the
last person to drive this car. “It was an education. Prison always
is for those who are smart enough to see it that way. Believe me, I
learned a powerful lesson. That’s why I’m an honest businessman
today.”
He smiled down at me.
I smiled up at him while I wondered how I could
tippy-toe my way back into a topic as delicate as a lengthy
incarceration. Have no fear, I would have found the words.
If Absalom hadn’t shown up.
“There you are.” He strode through the line of
parked cars like he had every right to be there, and when he got
over to the maroon Ford, he glared. “Told you, woman, we don’t need
no new car. The one you got, it’s good enough for you.”
“Family squabble?” Bad Dog looked sorry to find out
I had a significant other. “Perhaps I should let you two talk
privately.”
“Don’t need to talk.” Absalom reached into the car,
grabbed me by the arm, and hauled me out. “We ain’t buying a car.
Not today.”
I shook him off. “That doesn’t mean I can’t
look.”
“Means you’re wasting this good man’s time. And you
got work to do back at Monroe Street. Crazy woman works in a
cemetery,” he told Bad Dog. “Which only goes to prove how really
crazy she is.”
With no choice but to go along with Absalom, and
itching to find out what he was up to and why he was there, I was
about to walk away. Bad Dog stopped me, one hand on my arm. “Monroe
Street. That’s not just any cemetery. Isn’t that the cemetery where
Jefferson Lamar is buried?”
I blinked—actually, I batted my eyelashes—and
asked, “Who?”
Bad Dog put a friendly hand on my back. “Just a
name from the past. And not important. I hope when you both decide
you need a car, you’ll come back to see me. Promise?”
I did, and with a straight face, too.
And I kept that straight face firmly in place until
Absalom and I crossed the street and walked into the Mc-Donald’s
parking lot.
“What the hell was that all about?” I asked
him.
“You ain’t askin’ the questions today, I’m askin’
the questions,” he growled. “Like what the hell you doin’ tanglin’
with a man like Bad Dog?”
“We weren’t tangling. We were talking. About buying
a car.”
“Except you don’t need a car.”
“And you—” He led me over to where my Mustang was
parked. “How—”
Absalom opened the door and got behind the wheel,
and I got in on the passenger side. “What—”
“Knew you were up to something you shouldn’t be up
to. Figured you must be with the way you been readin’ over files
and hurryin’ out at all crazy hours. Had to follow you,” he said.
“Didn’t think I could do that very efficiently on a bus.”
“But . . .” I opened my purse, pulled out my car
keys, and dangled them in front of his face. “I’ve got my keys. How
did you—”
His laugh rumbled through the Mustang. “You think
not having keys can stop me? You’re crazier than I told Bad Dog you
were.” He wheeled out of the parking lot and cruised down Lorain
Avenue, heading back toward the cemetery. At the next red light, he
popped open my glove box and reached inside. He handed me the new
voodoo doll I’d seen at the cemetery that morning, the one with the
leather dress and the fluffy hair.
“That there is a juju guardian,” he said. “It
provides protection from evil.”
And he must have known what I was going to ask,
because he kept right on talking. “I don’t know what you’re up to,
Pepper, but I can tell you one thing. If you’re going to go messin’
with a man like Bad Dog Raphael, you’re going to need all the
protection you can get.”