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SOUBRETTE AND MISTRESS
Meantime, as we have said, despite the
cries of his conscience and the wise counsels of Athos, D’Artagnan
became hourly more in love with Milady. Thus he never failed to pay
his diurnal court to her; and the self-satisfied Gascon was
convinced that sooner or later she could not fail to respond.
One day, when he arrived with his head in the air,
and as light at heart as a man who awaits a shower of gold, he
found the soubrette under the gateway of the hotel; but this
time the pretty Kitty was not contented with touching him as he
passed, she took him gently by the hand.
“Good!” thought D’Artagnan, “she is charged with
some message for me from her mistress; she is about to appoint some
rendezvous of which she had not courage to speak.” And he looked
down at the pretty girl with the most triumphant air
imaginable.
“I wish to say three words to you, Monsieur
Chevalier,” stammered the soubrette.
“Speak, my child, speak,” said D’Artagnan; “I
listen.”
“Here? Impossible! That which I have to say is too
long, and above all, too secret.”
“Well, what is to be done?”
“If Monsieur Chevalier would follow me?” said
Kitty, timidly.
“Where you please, my dear child.”
“Come, then.”
And Kitty, who had not let go the hand of
D’Artagnan, led him up a little dark, winding staircase, and after
ascending about fifteen steps, opened a door.
“Come in here, Monsieur Chevalier,” said she; “here
we shall be alone, and can talk.”
“And whose room is this, my dear child?”
“It is mine, Monsieur Chevalier; it communicates
with my mistress’s by that door. But you need not fear. She will
not hear what we say; she never goes to bed before midnight.”
D’Artagnan cast a glance around him. The little
apartment was charming for its taste and neatness; but in spite of
himself, his eyes were directed to that door which Kitty said led
to Milady’s chamber.
Kitty guessed what was passing in the mind of the
young man, and heaved a deep sigh.
“You love my mistress, then, very dearly, Monsieur
Chevalier?” said she.
“Oh, more than I can say, Kitty! I am mad for
her!”
Kitty breathed a second sigh.
“Alas, monsieur,” said she, “that is too
bad.”
“What the devil do you see so bad in it?” said
D’Artagnan.
“Because, monsieur,” replied Kitty, “my mistress
loves you not at all.”
“Hein!” said D’Artagnan, “can she have
charged you to tell me so?”
“Oh, no, monsieur; but out of the regard I have for
you, I have taken the resolution to tell you so.”
“Much obliged, my dear Kitty; but for the intention
only—for the information, you must agree, is not likely to be at
all agreeable.”
“That is to say, you don’t believe what I have told
you; is it not so?”
“We have always some difficulty in believing such
things, my pretty dear, were it only from self-love.”
“Then you don’t believe me?”
“I confess that unless you deign to give me some
proof of what you advance—”
“What do you think of this?”
Kitty drew a little note from her bosom.
“For me?” said D’Artagnan, seizing the
letter.
“No; for another.”
“For another?”
“Yes.”
“His name; his name!” cried D’Artagnan.
“Read the address.”
“Monsieur le Comte de Wardes.”
The remembrance of the scene at St. Germain
presented itself to the mind of the presumptuous Gascon. As quick
as thought, he tore open the letter, in spite of the cry which
Kitty uttered on seeing what he was going to do, or rather, what he
was doing.
“Oh, good Lord, Monsieur Chevalier,” said she,
“what are you doing?”
“I?” said D’Artagnan; “nothing,” and he read,
You have not answered my first note. Are you
indisposed, or have you forgotten the glances you favored me with
at the ball of Mme. de Guise? You have an opportunity now, Count;
do not allow it to escape.
D’Artagnan became very pale; he was wounded in his
self-love: he thought that it was in his love.
“Poor dear Monsieur d’Artagnan,” said Kitty, in a
voice full of compassion, and pressing anew the young man’s
hand.
“You pity me, little one?” said D’Artagnan.
“Oh, yes, and with all my heart; for I know what it
is to be in love.”
“You know what it is to be in love?” said
D’Artagnan, looking at her for the first time with much
attention.
“Alas, yes.”
“Well, then, instead of pitying me, you would do
much better to assist me in avenging myself on your
mistress.”
“And what sort of revenge would you take?”
“I would triumph over her, and supplant my
rival.”
“I will never help you in that, Monsieur
Chevalier,” said Kitty, warmly.
“And why not?” demanded D’Artagnan.
“For two reasons.”
“What ones?”
“The first is that my mistress will never love
you.”
“How do you know that?”
“You have cut her to the heart.”
“I? In what can I have offended her—I who ever
since I have known her have lived at her feet like a slave? Speak,
I beg you! ”
“I will never confess that but to the man—who
should read to the bottom of my soul!”
D’Artagnan looked at Kitty for the second time. The
young girl had freshness and beauty which many duchesses would have
purchased with their coronets.
“Kitty,” said he, “I will read to the bottom of
your soul whenever you like; don’t let that disturb you.” And he
gave her a kiss at which the poor girl became as red as a
cherry.
“Oh, no,” said Kitty, “it is not me you love! It is
my mistress you love; you told me so just now.”
“And does that hinder you from letting me know the
second reason?”
“The second reason, Monsieur the Chevalier,”
replied Kitty, emboldened by the kiss in the first place, and still
further by the expression of the eyes of the young man, “is that in
love, everyone for herself!”
Then only D’Artagnan remembered the languishing
glances of Kitty, her constantly meeting him in the antechamber,
the corridor, or on the stairs, those touches of the hand every
time she met him, and her deep sighs; but absorbed by his desire to
please the great lady, he had disdained the soubrette. He
whose game is the eagle takes no heed of the sparrow.
But this time our Gascon saw at a glance all the
advantage to be derived from the love which Kitty had just
confessed so innocently, or so boldly: the interception of letters
addressed to the Comte de Wardes, news on the spot, entrance at all
hours into Kitty’s chamber, which was contiguous to her mistress’s.
The perfidious deceiver was, as may plainly be perceived, already
sacrificing, in intention, the poor girl in order to obtain Milady,
willy-nilly.
“Well,” said he to the young girl, “are you
willing, my dear Kitty, that I should give you a proof of that love
which you doubt?”
“What love?” asked the young girl.
“Of that which I am ready to feel toward
you.”
“And what is that proof?”
“Are you willing that I should this evening pass
with you the time I generally spend with your mistress?”
“Oh, yes,” said Kitty, clapping her hands, “very
willing.”
“Well, then, come here, my dear,” said D’Artagnan,
establishing himself in an easy chair: “come, and let me tell you
that you are the prettiest soubrette I ever saw!”
And he did tell her so much, and so well, that the
poor girl, who asked nothing better than to believe him, did
believe him. Nevertheless, to D’Artagnan’s great astonishment, the
pretty Kitty defended herself resolutely.
Time passes quickly when it is passed in attacks
and defenses. Midnight sounded, and almost at the same time the
bell was rung in Milady’s chamber.
“Good God,” cried Kitty, “there is my mistress
calling me! Go; go directly!”
D’Artagnan rose, took his hat, as if it had been
his intention to obey, then, opening quickly the door of a large
closet instead of that leading to the staircase, he buried himself
amid the robes and dressing gowns of Milady.
“What are you doing?” cried Kitty.
D’Artagnan, who had secured the key, shut himself
up in the closet without reply.
“Well,” cried Milady, in a sharp voice. “Are you
asleep, that you don’t answer when I ring?”
And D’Artagnan heard the door of communication
opened violently.
“Here am I, Milady, here am I!” cried Kitty,
springing forward to meet her mistress.
Both went into the bedroom, and as the door of
communication remained open, D’Artagnan could hear Milady for some
time scolding her maid. She was at length appeased, and the
conversation turned upon him while Kitty was assisting her
mistress.
“Well,” said Milady, “I have not seen our Gascon
this evening.”
“What, Milady! has he not come?” said Kitty. “Can
he be inconstant before being happy?”
“Oh, no; he must have been prevented by Monsieur de
Tréville or Monsieur Dessessart. I understand my game, Kitty; I
have this one safe.”
“What will you do with him, madame?”
“What will I do with him? Be easy, Kitty, there is
something between that man and me that he is quite ignorant of: he
nearly made me lose my credit with his Eminence. Oh, I will be
revenged!”
“I believed that Madame loved him.”
“I love him? I detest him! An idiot, who held the
life of Lord de Winter in his hands and did not kill him, by which
I missed three hundred thousand livres’ income.”
“That’s true,” said Kitty; “your son was the only
heir of his uncle, and until his majority you would have had the
enjoyment of his fortune.”
D’Artagnan shuddered to the marrow at hearing this
suave creature reproach him, with that sharp voice which she took
such pains to conceal in conversation, for not having killed a man
whom he had seen load her with kindness.
“For all this,” continued Milady, “I should long
ago have revenged myself on him if, and I don’t know why, the
cardinal had not requested me to conciliate him.”
“Oh, yes; but Madame has not conciliated that
little woman he was so fond of.”
“What, the mercer’s wife of the Rue des Fossoyeurs?
Has he not already forgotten she ever existed? Fine vengeance that,
on my faith!”
A cold sweat broke from D’Artagnan’s brow. Why,
this woman was a monster! He resumed his listening, but
unfortunately the toilet was finished.
“That will do,” said Milady; “go into your own
room, and tomorrow endeavor again to get me an answer to the letter
I gave you.”
“For Monsieur de Wardes?” said Kitty.
“To be sure; for Monsieur de Wardes.”
“Now, there is one,” said Kitty, “who appears to be
quite a different sort of a man from that poor Monsieur
d’Artagnan.”
“Go to bed, mademoiselle,” said Milady; “I don’t
like comments.”
D‘Artagnan heard the door close; then the noise of
two bolts by which Milady fastened herself in. On her side, but as
softly as possible, Kitty turned the key of the lock, and then
D’Artagnan opened the closet door.
“Oh, good Lord!” said Kitty, in a low voice, “what
is the matter with you? How pale you are!”
“The abominable creature!” murmured
D’Artagnan.
“Silence, silence, begone!” said Kitty. “There is
nothing but a wainscot between my chamber and Milady’s; every word
that is uttered in one can be heard in the other.”
“That’s exactly the reason I won’t go,” said
D’Artagnan.
“What!” said Kitty, blushing.
“Or, at least, I will go—later.”
He drew Kitty to him. She had the less motive to
resist, resistance would make so much noise. Therefore Kitty
surrendered.
It was a movement of vengeance upon Milady.
D‘Artagnan believed it right to say that vengeance is the pleasure
of the gods. With a little more heart, he might have been contented
with this new conquest; but the principal features of his character
were ambition and pride. It must, however, be confessed in his
justification that the first use he made of his influence over
Kitty was to try and find out what had become of Mme. Bonacieux;
but the poor girl swore upon the crucifix for D’Artagnan that she
was entirely ignorant on that head, her mistress never admitting
her into half her secrets—only she believed she could say she was
not dead.
As to the cause which was near making Milady lose
her credit with the cardinal, Kitty knew nothing about it; but this
time D’Artagnan was better informed than she was. As he had seen
Milady on board a vessel at the moment he was leaving England, he
suspected that it was, almost without a doubt, on account of the
diamond studs.
But what was clearest in all this was that the true
hatred, the profound hatred, the inveterate hatred of Milady, was
increased by his not having killed her brother-in-law.
D‘Artagnan came the next day to Milady’s, and
finding her in a very ill-humor, had no doubt that it was lack of
an answer from M. de Wardes that provoked her thus. Kitty came in,
but Milady was very cross with her. The poor girl ventured a glance
at D’Artagnan which said, “See how I suffer on your account!”
Toward the end of the evening, however, the
beautiful lioness became milder; she smilingly listened to the soft
speeches of D’Artagnan, and even gave him her hand to kiss.
D’Artagnan departed, scarcely knowing what to
think, but as he was a youth who did not easily lose his head,
while continuing to pay his court to Milady, he had framed a little
plan in his mind.
He found Kitty at the gate, and, as on the
preceding evening, went up to her chamber. Kitty had been accused
of negligence and severely scolded. Milady could not at all
comprehend the silence of the Comte de Wardes, and she ordered
Kitty to come at nine o’clock in the morning to take a third
letter.
D’Artagnan made Kitty promise to bring him that
letter on the following morning. The poor girl promised all her
lover desired; she was mad.
Things passed as on the night before. D‘Artagnan
concealed himself in his closet; Milady called, undressed, sent
away Kitty, and shut the door. As the night before, D’Artagnan did
not return home till five o’clock in the morning.
At eleven o‘clock Kitty came to him. She held in
her hand a fresh billet from Milady. This time the poor girl did
not even argue with D’Artagnan; she gave it to him at once. She
belonged body and soul to her handsome soldier.
D’Artagnan opened the letter and read as
follows:
This is the third time I have written to you to
tell you that I love you. Beware that I do not write to you a
fourth time to tell you that I detest you.
If you repent of the manner in which you have acted
toward me, the young girl who brings you this will tell you how a
man of spirit may obtain his pardon.
D’Artagnan colored and grew pale several times in
reading this billet.
“Oh, you love her still,” said Kitty, who had not
taken her eyes off the young man’s countenance for an
instant.
“No, Kitty, you are mistaken. I do not love her,
but I will avenge myself for her contempt.”
“Oh, yes, I know what sort of vengeance! You told
me that!”
“What matters it to you, Kitty? You know it is you
alone whom I love.”
“How can I know that?”
“By the scorn I will throw upon her.”
D’Artagnan took a pen and wrote:
Madame, Until the present moment I could not
believe that it was to me your first two letters were addressed, so
unworthy did I feel myself of such an honor; besides, I was so
seriously indisposed that I could not in any case have replied to
them.
But now I am forced to believe in the excess of
your kindness, since not only your letter but your servant assures
me that I have the good fortune to be beloved by you.
She has no occasion to teach me the way in which a
man of spirit may obtain his pardon. I will come and ask mine at
eleven o’clock this evening.
To delay it a single day would be in my eyes now to
commit a fresh offense.
From him whom you have rendered the happiest of
men, Comte de Wardes
This note was in the first place a forgery; it was
likewise an indelicacy. It was even, according to our present
manners, something like an infamous action; but at that period
people did not manage affairs as they do today. Besides, D’Artagnan
from her own admission knew Milady culpable of treachery in matters
more important, and could entertain no respect for her. And yet,
notwithstanding this want of respect, he felt an uncontrollable
passion for this woman boiling in his veins—passion drunk with
contempt; but passion or thirst, as the reader pleases.
D‘Artagnan’s plan was very simple. By Kitty’s
chamber he could gain that of her mistress. He would take advantage
of the first moment of surprise, shame, and terror, to triumph over
her. He might fail, but something must be left to chance. In eight
days the campaign would open, and he would be compelled to leave
Paris; D’Artagnan had no time for a prolonged love siege.
“There,” said the young man, handing Kitty the
letter sealed; “give that to Milady. It is the count’s
reply.”
Poor Kitty became as pale as death; she suspected
what the letter contained.
“Listen, my dear girl,” said D’Artagnan; “you
cannot but perceive that all this must end, some way or other.
Milady may discover that you gave the first billet to my lackey
instead of to the count’s; that it is I who have opened the others
which ought to have been opened by De Wardes. Milady will then turn
you out of doors, and you know she is not the woman to limit her
vengeance.”
“Alas!” said Kitty, “for whom have I exposed myself
to all that?”
“For me, I well know, my sweet girl,” said
D’Artagnan. “But I am grateful, I swear to you.”
“But what does this note contain?”
“Milady will tell you.”
“Ah, you do not love me!” cried Kitty, “and I am
very wretched.”
To this reproach there is always one response which
deludes women. D‘Artagnan replied in such a manner that Kitty
remained in her great delusion. Although she cried freely before
deciding to transmit the letter to her mistress, she did at last so
decide, which was all D’Artagnan wished. Finally he promised that
he would leave her mistress’s presence at an early hour that
evening, and that when he left the mistress he would ascend with
the maid. This promise completed poor Kitty’s consolation.