THE ADVENTURE OF THE DYING DETECTIVE
Mrs. Hudson, the landlady of Sherlock
Holmes, was a long-suffering woman. Not only was her first-floor
flatcr
invaded at all hours by throngs of singular and often undesirable
characters but her remarkable lodger showed an eccentricity and
irregularity in his life which must have sorely tried her patience.
His incredible untidiness, his addiction to music at strange hours,
his occasional revolver practice within doors, his weird and often
malodorous scientific experiments, and the atmosphere of violence
and danger which hung around him made him the very worst tenant in
London. On the other hand, his payments were princely. I have no
doubt that the house might have been purchased at the price which
Holmes paid for his rooms during the years that I was with
him.
The landlady stood in the deepest awe of him and
never dared to interfere with him, however outrageous his
proceedings might seem. She was fond of him, too, for he had a
remarkable gentleness and courtesy in his dealings with women. He
disliked and distrusted the sex, but he was always a chivalrous
opponent. Knowing how genuine was her regard for him, I listened
earnestly to her story when she came to my rooms in the second year
of my married life and told me of the sad condition to which my
poor friend was reduced.
“He’s dying, Dr. Watson,” said she. “For three days
he has been sinking, and I doubt if he will last the day. He would
not let me get a doctor. This morning when I saw his bones sticking
out of his face and his great bright eyes looking at me I could
stand no more of it. ‘With your leave or without it, Mr. Holmes, I
am going for a doctor this very hour,’ said I. ‘Let it be Watson,
then,’ said he. I wouldn’t waste an hour in coming to him, sir, or
you may not see him alive.”
I was horrified for I had heard nothing of his
illness. I need not say that I rushed for my coat and my hat. As we
drove back I asked for the details.
“There is little I can tell you, sir. He has been
working at a case down at Rotherhithe, in an alley near the river,
and he has brought this illness back with him. He took to his bed
on Wednesday afternoon and has never moved since. For these three
days neither food nor drink has passed his lips.”
“Good God! Why did you not call in a doctor?”
“He wouldn’t have it, sir. You know how masterful
he is. I didn’t dare to disobey him. But he’s not long for this
world, as you’ll see for yourself the moment that you set eyes on
him.”
He was indeed a deplorable spectacle. In the dim
light of a foggy No vember day the sick room was a gloomy spot, but
it was that gaunt, wasted face staring at me from the bed which
sent a chill to my heart. His eyes had the brightness of fever,
there was a hectic flush upon either cheek, and dark crusts clung
to his lips; the thin hands upon the coverlet twitched incessantly,
his voice was croaking and spasmodic. He lay listlessly as I
entered the room, but the sight of me brought a gleam of
recognition to his eyes.
“Well, Watson, we seem to have fallen upon evil
days,” said he in a feeble voice, but with something of his old
carelessness of manner.
“My dear fellow!” I cried, approaching him.
“Stand back! Stand right back!” said he with the
sharp imperiousness which I had associated only with moments of
crisis. “If you approach me, Watson, I shall order you out of the
house.”
“But why?”
“Because it is my desire. Is that not
enough?”
Yes, Mrs. Hudson was right. He was more masterful
than ever. It was pitiful, however, to see his exhaustion.
“I only wished to help,” I explained.
“Exactly! You will help best by doing what you are
told.”
“Certainly, Holmes.”
He relaxed the austerity of his manner.
“You are not angry?” he asked, gasping for
breath.
Poor devil, how could I be angry when I saw him
lying in such a plight before me?
“It’s for your own sake, Watson,” he croaked.
“For my sake?”
“I know what is the matter with me. It is a coolie
disease from Sumatra—a thing that the Dutch know more about than
we, though they have made little of it up to date. One thing only
is certain. It is infallibly deadly, and it is horribly
contagious.”
He spoke now with a feverish energy, the long hands
twitching and jerking as he motioned me away.
“Contagious by touch, Watson—that’s it, by touch.
Keep your distance and all is well.”
“Good heavens, Holmes! Do you suppose that such a
consideration weighs with me for an instant? It would not affect me
in the case of a stranger. Do you imagine it would prevent me from
doing my duty to so old a friend?”
Again I advanced, but he repulsed me with a look of
furious anger.
“If you will stand there I will talk. If you do not
you must leave the room.”
I have so deep a respect for the extraordinary
qualities of Holmes that I have always deferred to his wishes, even
when I least understood them. But now all my professional instincts
were aroused. Let him be my master elsewhere, I at least was his in
a sick room.
“Holmes,” said I, “you are not yourself. A sick man
is but a child, and so I will treat you. Whether you like it or
not, I will examine your symptoms and treat you for them.”
He looked at me with venomous eyes.
“If I am to have a doctor whether I will or not,
let me at least have someone in whom I have confidence,” said
he.
“Then you have none in me?”
“In your friendship, certainly. But facts are
facts, Watson, and, after all, you are only a general practitioner
with very limited experience and mediocre qualifications. It is
painful to have to say these things, but you leave me no
choice.”
I was bitterly hurt.
“Such a remark is unworthy of you, Holmes. It shows
me very clearly the state of your own nerves. But if you have no
confidence in me I would not intrude my services. Let me bring Sir
Jasper Meek or Penrose Fisher, or any of the best men in London.
But someone you must have, and that is final. If you think
that I am going to stand here and see you die without either
helping you myself or bringing anyone else to help you, then you
have mistaken your man.”
“You mean well, Watson,” said the sick man with
something between a sob and a groan. “Shall I demonstrate your own
ignorance? What do you know, pray, of Tapanuli fever? What do you
know of the black For mosa corruption?”
“I have never heard of either.”
“There are many problems of disease, many strange
pathological possibilities, in the East, Watson.” He paused after
each sentence to collect his failing strength. “I have learned so
much during some recent researches which have a medico-criminal
aspect. It was in the course of them that I contracted this
complaint. You can do nothing.”
“Possibly not. But I happen to know that Dr.
Ainstree, the greatest living authority upon tropical disease, is
now in London. All remonstrance is useless, Holmes, I am going this
instant to fetch him.” I turned resolutely to the door.
Never have I had such a shock! In an instant, with
a tiger-spring, the dying man had intercepted me. I heard the sharp
snap of a twisted key. The next moment he had staggered back to his
bed, exhausted and panting after his one tremendous outflame of
energy.
“You won’t take the key from me by force, Watson.
I’ve got you, my friend. Here you are, and here you will stay until
I will otherwise. But I’ll humour you.” (All this in little gasps,
with terrible struggles for breath between.) “You’ve only my own
good at heart. Of course I know that very well. You shall have your
way, but give me time to get my strength. Not now, Watson, not now.
It’s four o‘clock. At six you can go.”
“This is insanity, Holmes.”
“Only two hours, Watson. I promise you will go at
six. Are you content to wait?”
“I seem to have no choice.”
“None in the world, Watson. Thank you, I need no
help in arranging the clothes. You will please keep your distance.
Now, Watson, there is one other condition that I would make. You
will seek help, not from the man you mention, but from the one that
I choose.”
“By all means.”
“The first three sensible words that you have
uttered since you entered this room, Watson. You will find some
books over there. I am somewhat exhausted; I wonder how a battery
feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor? At six,
Watson, we resume our conversation.”
But it was destined to be resumed long before that
hour, and in circumstances which gave me a shock hardly second to
that caused by his spring to the door. I had stood for some minutes
looking at the silent figure in the bed. His face was almost
covered by the clothes and he appeared to be asleep. Then, unable
to settle down to reading, I walked slowly round the room,
examining the pictures of celebrated criminals with which every
wall was adorned. Finally, in my aimless perambulation, I came to
the mantelpiece. A litter of pipes, tobacco-pouches, syringes,
penknives, revolver-cartridges, and other debris was scattered over
it. In the midst of these was a small black and white ivory box
with a sliding lid. It was a neat little thing, and I had stretched
out my hand to examine it more closely when—It was a dreadful cry
that he gave—a yell which might have been heard down the street. My
skin went cold and my hair bristled at that horrible scream. As I
turned I caught a glimpse of a convulsed face and frantic eyes. I
stood paralyzed, with the little box in my hand.
“Put it down! Down, this instant, Watson—this
instant, I say!” His head sank back upon the pillow and he gave a
deep sigh of relief as I replaced the box upon the mantelpiece. “I
hate to have my things touched, Watson. You know that I hate it.
You fidget me beyond endurance. You, a doctor—you are enough to
drive a patient into an asylum. Sit down, man, and let me have my
rest!”
The incident left a most unpleasant impression upon
my mind. The violent and causeless excitement, followed by this
brutality of speech, so far removed from his usual suavity, showed
me how deep was the disorganization of his mind. Of all ruins, that
of a noble mind is the most deplorable. I sat in silent dejection
until the stipulated time had passed. He seemed to have been
watching the clock as well as I, for it was hardly six before he
began to talk with the same feverish animation as before.
“Now, Watson,” said he. “Have you any change in
your pocket?”
“Yes.”
“Any silver?”
“A good deal.”
“How many half-crowns?”
“I have five.”
“Ah, too few! Too few! How very unfortunate,
Watson! However, such as they are you can put them in your
watchpocket. And all the rest of your money in your left
trouserpocket. Thank you. It will balance you so much better like
that.”
This was raving insanity. He shuddered, and again
made a sound between a cough and a sob.
“You will now light the gas, Watson, but you will
be very careful that not for one instant shall it be more than half
on. I implore you to be careful, Watson. Thank you, that is
excellent. No, you need not draw the blind. Now you will have the
kindness to place some letters and papers upon this table within my
reach. Thank you. Now some of that litter from the mantelpiece.
Excellent, Watson! There is a sugar-tongs there. Kindly raise that
small ivory box with its assistance. Place it here among the
papers. Good! You can now go and fetch Mr. Culverton Smith, of 13
Lower Burke Street.”
To tell the truth, my desire to fetch a doctor had
somewhat weakened, for poor Holmes was so obviously delirious that
it seemed dangerous to leave him. However, he was as eager now to
consult the person named as he had been obstinate in
refusing.
“I never heard the name,” said I.
“Possibly not, my good Watson. It may surprise you
to know that the man upon earth who is best versed in this disease
is not a medical man, but a planter. Mr. Culverton Smith is a
well-known resident of Sumatra, now visiting London. An outbreak of
the disease upon his plantation, which was distant from medical
aid, caused him to study it himself, with some rather far-reaching
consequences. He is a very methodical person, and I did not desire
you to start before six, because I was well aware that you would
not find him in his study. If you could persuade him to come here
and give us the benefit of his unique experience of this disease,
the investigation of which has been his dearest hobby, I cannot
doubt that he could help me.”
I give Holmes’s remarks as a consecutive whole and
will not attempt to indicate how they were interrupted by gaspings
for breath and those clutchings of his hands which indicated the
pain from which he was suffering. His appearance had changed for
the worse during the few hours that I had been with him. Those
hectic spots were more pronounced, the eyes shone more brightly out
of darker hollows, and a cold sweat glimmered upon his brow. He
still retained, however, the jaunty gallantry of his speech. To the
last gasp he would always be the master.
“You will tell him exactly how you have left me,”
said he. “You will convey the very impression which is in your own
mind—a dying man—a dying and delirious man. Indeed, I cannot think
why the whole bed of the ocean is not one solid mass of oysters, so
prolific the creatures seem. Ah, I am wandering! Strange how the
brain controls the brain! What was I saying, Watson?”
“My directions for Mr. Culverton Smith.”
“Ah, yes, I remember. My life depends upon it.
Plead with him, Watson. There is no good feeling between us. His
nephew, Watson—I had suspicions of foul play and I allowed him to
see it. The boy died horribly. He has a grudge against me. You will
soften him, Watson. Beg him, pray him, get him here by any means.
He can save me—only he!”
“I will bring him in a cab, if I have to carry him
down to it.”
“You will do nothing of the sort. You will persuade
him to come. And then you will return in front of him. Make any
excuse so as not to come with him. Don’t forget, Watson. You won’t
fail me. You never did fail me. No doubt there are natural enemies
which limit the increase of the creatures. You and I, Watson, we
have done our part. Shall the world, then, be overrun by oysters?
No, no; horrible! You’ll convey all that is in your mind.”
I left him full of the image of this magnificent
intellect babbling like a foolish child. He had handed me the key,
and with a happy thought I took it with me lest he should lock
himself in. Mrs. Hudson was waiting, trembling and weeping, in the
passage. Behind me as I passed from the flat I heard Holmes’s high,
thin voice in some delirious chant. Below, as I stood whistling for
a cab, a man came on me through the fog.
“How is Mr. Holmes, sir?” he asked.
It was an old acquaintance, Inspector Morton, of
Scotland Yard, dressed in unofficial tweeds.
“He is very ill,” I answered.
He looked at me in a most singular fashion. Had it
not been too fiendish, I could have imagined that the gleam of the
fanlight showed exultation in his face.
“I heard some rumour of it,” said he.
The cab had driven up, and I left him.
Lower Burke Street proved to be a line of fine
houses lying in the vague borderland between Notting Hill and
Kensington. The particular one at which my cabman pulled up had an
air of smug and demure respectability in its old-fashioned iron
railings, its massive folding-door, and its shining brasswork. All
was in keeping with a solemn butler who appeared framed in the pink
radiance of a tinted electric light behind him.
“Yes, Mr. Culverton Smith is in. Dr. Watson! Very
good, sir, I will take up your card.”
My humble name and title did not appear to impress
Mr. Culverton Smith. Through the half-open door I heard a high,
petulant, penetrating voice.
“Who is this person? What does he want? Dear me,
Staples, how often have I said that I am not to be disturbed in my
hours of study?”
There came a gentle flow of soothing explanation
from the butler.
“Well, I won’t see him, Staples. I can’t have my
work interrupted like this. I am not at home. Say so. Tell him to
come in the morning if he really must see me.”
Again the gentle murmur.
“Well, well, give him that message. He can come in
the morning, or he can stay away. My work must not be
hindered.”
I thought of Holmes tossing upon his bed of
sickness and counting the minutes, perhaps, until I could bring
help to him. It was not a time to stand upon ceremony. His life
depended upon my promptness. Before the apologetic butler had
delivered his message I had pushed past him and was in the
room.
With a shrill cry of anger a man rose from a
reclining chair beside the fire. I saw a great yellow face,
coarse-grained and greasy, with heavy, double-chin, and two sullen,
menacing gray eyes which glared at me from under tufted and sandy
brows. A high bald head had a small velvet smoking-cap poised
coquettishly upon one side of its pink curve. The skull was of
enormous capacity, and yet as I looked down I saw to my amazement
that the figure of the man was small and frail, twisted in the
shoulders and back like one who has suffered from rickets in his
childhood.
“What’s this?” he cried in a high, screaming voice.
“What is the meaning of this intrusion? Didn’t I send you word that
I would see you to morrow morning?”
“I am sorry,” said I, “but the matter cannot be
delayed. Mr. Sherlock Holmes—”
The mention of my friend’s name had an
extraordinary effect upon the little man. The look of anger passed
in an instant from his face. His features became tense and
alert.
“Have you come from Holmes?” he asked.
“I have just left him.”
“What about Holmes? How is he?”
“He is desperately ill. That is why I have
come.”
The man motioned me to a chair, and turned to
resume his own. As he did so I caught a glimpse of his face in the
mirror over the mantelpiece. I could have sworn that it was set in
a malicious and abominable smile. Yet I persuaded myself that it
must have been some nervous contraction which I had surprised, for
he turned to me an instant later with genuine concern upon his
features.
“I am sorry to hear this,” said he. “I only know
Mr. Holmes through some business dealings which we have had, but I
have every respect for his talents and his character. He is an
amateur of crime, as I am of disease. For him the villain, for me
the microbe. There are my prisons,” he continued, pointing to a row
of bottles and jars which stood upon a side table. “Among those
gelatine cultivations some of the very worst offenders in the world
are now doing time.”
“It was on account of your special knowledge that
Mr. Holmes desired to see you. He has a high opinion of you and
thought that you were the one man in London who could help
him.”
The little man started, and the jaunty smoking-cap
slid to the floor.
“Why?” he asked. “Why should Mr. Holmes think that
I could help him in his trouble?”
“Because of your knowledge of Eastern
diseases.”
“But why should he think that this disease which he
has contracted is Eastern?”
“Because, in some professional inquiry, he has been
working among Chinese sailors down in the docks.”
Mr. Culverton Smith smiled pleasantly and picked up
his smoking-cap.
“Oh, that’s it—is it?” said he. “I trust the matter
is not so grave as you suppose. How long has he been ill?”
“About three days.”
“Is he delirious?”
“Occasionally.”
“Tut, tut! This sounds serious. It would be inhuman
not to answer his call. I very much resent any interruption to my
work, Dr. Watson, but this case is certainly exceptional. I will
come with you at once.”
I remembered Holmes’s injunction.
“I have another appointment,” said I.
“Very good. I will go alone. I have a note of Mr.
Holmes’s address. You can rely upon my being there within half an
hour at most.”
It was with a sinking heart that I reentered
Holmes’s bedroom. For all that I knew the worst might have happened
in my absence. To my enormous relief, he had improved greatly in
the interval. His appearance was as ghastly as ever, but all trace
of delirium had left him and he spoke in a feeble voice, it is
true, but with even more than his usual crispness and
lucidity.
“Well, did you see him, Watson?”
“Yes; he is coming.”
“Admirable, Watson! Admirable! You are the best of
messengers.”
“He wished to return with me.”
“That would never do, Watson. That would be
obviously impossible. Did he ask what ailed me?”
“I told him about the Chinese in the East
End.”
“Exactly! Well, Watson, you have done all that a
good friend could. You can now disappear from the scene.”
“I must wait and hear his opinion, Holmes.”
“Of course you must. But I have reasons to suppose
that this opinion would be very much more frank and valuable if he
imagines that we are alone. There is just room behind the head of
my bed, Watson.”
“My dear Holmes!”
“I fear there is no alternative, Watson. The room
does not lend itself to concealment, which is as well, as it is the
less likely to arouse suspicion. But just there, Watson, I fancy
that it could be done.” Suddenly he sat up with a rigid intentness
upon his haggard face. “There are the wheels, Watson. Quick, man,
if you love me! And don’t budge, whatever happens—whatever happens,
do you hear? Don’t speak! Don’t move! Just listen with all your
ears.” Then in an instant his sudden access of strength departed,
and his masterful, purposeful talk droned away into the low, vague
murmurings of a semi-delirious man.
From the hiding-place into which I had been so
swiftly hustled I heard the footfalls upon the stair, with the
opening and the closing of the bedroom door. Then, to my surprise,
there came a long silence, broken only by the heavy breathings and
gaspings of the sick man. I could imagine that our visitor was
standing by the bedside and looking down at the sufferer. At last
that strange hush was broken.
“Holmes!” he cried. “Holmes!” in the insistent tone
of one who awak ens a sleeper. “Can’t you hear me, Holmes?” There
was a rustling, as if he had shaken the sick man roughly by the
shoulder.
“Is that you, Mr. Smith?” Holmes whispered. “I
hardly dared hope that you would come.”
The other laughed.
“I should imagine not,” he said. “And yet, you see,
I am here. Coals of fire, Holmes—coals of fire!”
“It is very good of you—very noble of you. I
appreciate your special knowledge.”
Our visitor sniggered.
“You do. You are, fortunately, the only man in
London who does. Do you know what is the matter with you?”
“The same,” said Holmes.
“Ah! You recognize the symptoms?”
“Only too well.”
“Well, I shouldn’t be surprised, Holmes. I
shouldn’t be surprised if it were the same. A bad lookout for you
if it is. Poor Victor was a dead man on the fourth day—a strong,
hearty young fellow. It was certainly, as you said, very surprising
that he should have contracted an out-of-the-way Asiatic disease in
the heart of London—a disease, too, of which I had made such a very
special study. Singular coincidence, Holmes. Very smart of you to
notice it, but rather uncharitable to suggest that it was cause and
effect.”
“I knew that you did it.”
“Oh, you did, did you? Well, you couldn’t prove it,
anyhow. But what do you think of yourself spreading reports about
me like that, and then crawling to me for help the moment you are
in trouble? What sort of a game is that—eh?”
I heard the rasping, laboured breathing of the sick
man. “Give me the water!” he gasped.
“You’re precious near your end, my friend, but I
don’t want you to go till I have had a word with you. That’s why I
give you water. There, don’t slop it about! That’s right. Can you
understand what I say?”
Holmes groaned.
“Do what you can for me. Let bygones be bygones,”
he whispered. “I’ll put the words out of my head—I swear I will.
Only cure me, and I’ll forget it.”
“Forget what?”
“Well, about Victor Savage’s death. You as good as
admitted just now that you had done it. I’ll forget it.”
“You can forget it or remember it, just as you
like. I don’t see you in the witness-box. Quite another shaped box,
my good Holmes, I assure you. It matters nothing to me that you
should know how my nephew died. It’s not him we are talking about.
It’s you.”
“Yes, yes.”
“The fellow who came for me—I’ve forgotten his
name—said that you contracted it down in the East End among the
sailors.”
“I could only account for it so.”
“You are proud of your brains, Holmes, are you not?
Think yourself smart, don’t you? You came across someone who was
smarter this time. Now cast your mind back, Holmes. Can you think
of no other way you could have got this thing?”
“I can’t think. My mind is gone. For heaven’s sake
help me!”
“Yes, I will help you. I’ll help you to understand
just where you are and how you got there. I’d like you to know
before you die.”
“Give me something to ease my pain.”
“Painful, is it? Yes, the coolies used to do some
squealing towards the end. Takes you as cramp, I fancy.”
“Yes, yes; it is cramp.”
“Well, you can hear what I say, anyhow. Listen now!
Can you remember any unusual incident in your life just about the
time your symptoms began?”
“No, no; nothing.”
“Think again.”
“I’m too ill to think.”
“Well, then, I’ll help you. Did anything come by
post?”
“By post?”
“A box by chance?”
“I’m fainting—I’m gone!”
“Listen, Holmes!” There was a sound as if he was
shaking the dying man, and it was all that I could do to hold
myself quiet in my hiding-place. “You must hear me. You
shall hear me. Do you remember a box—an ivory box? It came
on Wednesday. You opened it—do you remember?”
“Yes, yes, I opened it. There was a sharp spring
inside it. Some joke—”
“It was no joke, as you will find to your cost. You
fool, you would have it and you have got it. Who asked you to cross
my path? If you had left me alone I would not have hurt you.”
“I remember,” Holmes gasped. “The spring! It drew
blood. This box—this on the table.”
“The very one, by George! And it may as well leave
the room in my pocket. There goes your last shred of evidence. But
you have the truth now, Holmes, and you can die with the knowledge
that I killed you. You knew too much of the fate of Victor Savage,
so I have sent you to share it. You are very near your end, Holmes.
I will sit here and I will watch you die.”
Holmes’s voice had sunk to an almost inaudible
whisper.
“What is that?” said Smith. “Turn up the gas? Ah,
the shadows begin to fall, do they? Yes, I will turn it up, that I
may see you the better.” He crossed the room and the light suddenly
brightened. “Is there any other little service that I can do you,
my friend?”
“A match and a cigarette.”
I nearly called out in my joy and my amazement. He
was speaking in his natural voice—a little weak, perhaps, but the
very voice I knew. There was a long pause, and I felt that
Culverton Smith was standing in silent amazement looking down at
his companion.
“What’s the meaning of this?” I heard him say at
last in a dry, rasping tone.
“The best way of successfully acting a part is to
be it,” said Holmes. “I give you my word that for three days I have
tasted neither food nor drink until you were good enough to pour me
out that glass of water. But it is the tobacco which I find most
irksome. Ah, here are some cigarettes.” I heard the striking
of a match. “That is very much better. Halloa! halloa! Do I hear
the step of a friend?”
There were footfalls outside, the door opened, and
Inspector Morton appeared.
“All is in order and this is your man,” said
Holmes.
The officer gave the usual cautions.
“I arrest you on the charge of the murder of one
Victor Savage,” he concluded.
“And you might add of the attempted murder of one
Sherlock Holmes,” remarked my friend with a chuckle. “To save an
invalid trouble, Inspector, Mr. Culverton Smith was good enough to
give our signal by turning up the gas. By the way, the prisoner has
a small box in the right-hand pocket of his coat which it would be
as well to remove. Thank you. I would handle it gingerly if I were
you. Put it down here. It may play its part in the trial.”
There was a sudden rush and a scuffle, followed by
the clash of iron and a cry of pain.
“You’ll only get yourself hurt,” said the
inspector. “Stand still, will you?” There was the click of the
closing handcuffs.
“A nice trap!” cried the high, snarling voice. “It
will bring you into the dock, Holmes, not me. He asked me to
come here to cure him. I was sorry for him and I came. Now he will
pretend, no doubt, that I have said anything which he may invent
which will corroborate his insane suspicions. You can lie as you
like, Holmes. My word is always as good as yours.”
“Good heavens!” cried Holmes. “I had totally
forgotten him. My dear Watson, I owe you a thousand apologies. To
think that I should have overlooked you! I need not introduce you
to Mr. Culverton Smith, since I understand that you met somewhat
earlier in the evening. Have you the cab below? I will follow you
when I am dressed, for I may be of some use at the station.
“I never needed it more,” said Holmes as he
refreshed himself with a glass of claret and some biscuits in the
intervals of his toilet. “However, as you know, my habits are
irregular, and such a feat means less to me than to most men. It
was very essential that I should impress Mrs. Hudson with the
reality of my condition, since she was to convey it to you, and you
in turn to him. You won’t be offended, Watson? You will realize
that among your many talents dissimulation finds no place, and that
if you had shared my secret you would never have been able to
impress Smith with the urgent necessity of his presence, which was
the vital point of the whole scheme. Knowing his vindictive nature,
I was perfectly certain that he would come to look upon his
handiwork.”
“But your appearance, Holmes—your ghastly
face?”
“Three days of absolute fast does not improve one’s
beauty, Watson. For the rest, there is nothing which a sponge may
not cure. With vaseline upon one’s forehead, belladonna in one’s
eyes, rouge over the cheek-bones, and crusts of beeswax round one’s
lips, a very satisfying effect can be produced. Malingering is a
subject upon which I have sometimes thought of writing a monograph.
A little occasional talk about half-crowns, oysters, or any other
extraneous subject produces a pleasing effect of delirium.”
“But why would you not let me near you, since there
was in truth no infection?”
“Can you ask, my dear Watson? Do you imagine that I
have no respect for your medical talents? Could I fancy that your
astute judgment would pass a dying man who, however weak, had no
rise of pulse or temperature? At four yards, I could deceive you.
If I failed to do so, who would bring my Smith within my grasp? No,
Watson, I would not touch that box. You can just see if you look at
it sideways where the sharp spring like a viper’s tooth emerges as
you open it. I dare say it was by some such device that poor
Savage, who stood between this monster and a reversion,cs was
done to death. My correspondence, however, is, as you know, a
varied one, and I am somewhat upon my guard against any packages
which reach me. It was clear to me, however, that by pretending
that he had really succeeded in his design I might surprise a
confession. That pretence I have carried out with the thoroughness
of the true artist. Thank you, Watson, you must help me on with my
coat. When we have finished at the police-station I think that
something nutritious at Simpson’s would not be out of place.”