That fucked code for months I've fought,
And pearls from garbage I've brought,
But still I wonder how they thought
When writing this so shit-like code.

And I yet wonder how those beefs
Did rob theirs customers like thieves,
And how they even made it work...
Oh fucked coders, you do rock!

Your mindless heads are full of dust,
You've fallen victims to the lust
Of money and of elite life…
But trust me - you will not survive.

The day of llamas will soon end,
For ignorance is not a brand,
And partial knowledge is not mind…
Incompetence will only bind,

And knowledge-absence only feed
Your endless, foul, cursed greed,
Until you prove yourself as men
Who can't solve problems, but just ran,

Who can't code well, but like to speak,
And whose software always leak,
And whose creations are like bugs
As if they were made while using drugs…

All like the product of teenagers,
Who thought of themselves as the mages,
And who produced this 'magic' code,
Whose only destiny’s to rot.

One day I'll find you, I do swear,
And make your breed just more rare,
And make you learn the only truth -
Those who are fools will always lose!

And your software just won’t blaze,
You are not coders - you are gays!
But, heck, walk well you cursed ways
And memorize all known prays,
For they do come, those glory days,
When only mind will raze the maze.

The sum of all my fantasy,
Now everything you are to me,
My eyes are clear now I can see -
The Linux, you shall ever be !

You are the one who gave me might
To do the jobs in ways of right,
It's like I've come at last to home
For all the grief was quickly gone.

And I can feel my senses flash
When I am typing in the bash,
And all the pain got off of me …
Just try yourself - and you shall see !

There are no hacks, there are no bugs,
I'm walking road without suxx,
I'm pretty sure of my way,
No more am I Windows prey.

That Windows I've thrown overboard
For I am not one of the horde,
And I am not one of the beefs,
Now I do see what Linux gives !

Soon it will spread with lightning rate
And then will break your slavish fate,
And all the ones who are as bright
Will glorify its endless might!

Who wants to be the second sort
And all his days ask for support,
When one can be the system god
And throw away that BSODish mud ?!

Once you become the Linux fun,
No more you'll be in the run
Providing proofs of legal use,
In hordes of lawyers you won't loose.

Linux is stable, it's for free,
Once being owned you shall see
That way to free soft through the gate
And free yourself at any rate !

You'll see those others in the sun
Once you've become the Linux fan,
They'll smile all and shake your hand,
And welcome you to their land,

That land of knowledge, land of mind,
Where all you need you shall soon find,
And you will see their great force
Which now is called as “Open Source”.

In no way they are patent-bound
And thus create those apps that sound,
And thus they lead software wave,
And industry they will once save.

So join them without fear
And know - your clearing is near,
And once you pass the Linux through -
That day you'll be PC guru !

There is no way to pay your bill,
For all you'll need is just your will
To free yourself of Windows grasp,
To once breath air with no gasp.

Stop being insect with no mind,
No better OS you shall find -
So stick to it, stick with all strength …
It will be fun of great length !